'I'm not cleaning that up, no f**kin way!' I told her

corglass · 31-08-2007 1:25pm #1

She messed up the whole bedroom with dirt and filth. I'm not cleaning that up.

Holy Sh!t!

Disgusting!

Was I right or was I right?????

g5hn710m4xpdwy · 31-08-2007 1:27pm

...what?

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 31-08-2007 1:27pm

Do elaborate.

The Bollox · 31-08-2007 1:27pm

you're talking about your sister wrecking your Power Rangers decor I presume

Plug · 31-08-2007 1:28pm

corglass wrote:

She messed up the whole bedroom with dirt and filth. I'm not cleaning that up.

Holy Sh!t!

Disgusting!

Was I right or was I right?????

Who?
YORE MA'S house?

corglass · 31-08-2007 1:28pm

shkidd marks!

gimmick · 31-08-2007 1:30pm

Women are messy creatures. Rare you meet a tidy woman. They need a man to keep them in line.

Dub13 · 31-08-2007 1:32pm

My favorite dogs name is Ringo.

eoin5 · 31-08-2007 1:34pm

My house is screaming, what should I do?

The_B_Man · 31-08-2007 1:35pm

Are Gordon, Terry, and corglass in some kinda cult, where the intiation is to talk absolute SHOITE today?

The tax man · 31-08-2007 1:35pm

corglass wrote:

shkidd marks!

Trainspotting style????

digitally-yours · 31-08-2007 1:38pm

Teen Alert !!!

*Runs out of this thread

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 31-08-2007 1:42pm

my cats breath smells of cat food

Zulu · 31-08-2007 1:44pm

Maybe you are all homosexual?

_blank_ · 31-08-2007 1:45pm

Postcount+1

YAY

:eek:

:cool:

Everybody dance now.

The Bollox · 31-08-2007 1:48pm

Zulu wrote:

Maybe you are all homosexual?

you know how wimmin always keep the toilet seat up... that's the joke

YOU SUCK, McBANE!

Cuddlesworth · 31-08-2007 1:50pm

Theres Butter On My Face!!!!!

¬_¬ · 31-08-2007 1:52pm

The_B_Man wrote:

Are Gordon, Terry, and corglass in some kinda cult, where the intiation is to talk absolute SHOITE today?

lolu no i think ur right lol

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 31-08-2007 1:53pm

The Bollox wrote:

YOU SUCK, McBANE!

MONDUSA!!!!!!!!!!!!

BrotherTotz · 31-08-2007 1:59pm

Here are your messages.
You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes to move your car.
Your car has been iimpounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

jester77 · 31-08-2007 1:59pm

Must be tough having to live with yore ma!

Huggles · 31-08-2007 2:03pm

quit your jibba jabba!

DarkJager · 31-08-2007 2:04pm

Haven't we endured enough of your "humour" for one week??

Cuddlesworth · 31-08-2007 2:04pm

I see this is what happens to AH when the mods go out to play then?

corglass · 31-08-2007 2:05pm

shutt up foool. I aint gettin no plane!

Huggles · 31-08-2007 2:07pm

DesF wrote:

Everybody dance now.

LOL mental image of that episode of the simpsons in the gay steel mill LOL

DarkJager · 31-08-2007 2:07pm

corglass wrote:

shutt up foool. I aint gettin no plane!

I'd rather you did, to some country that hopefully doesn't have internet access.

corglass · 31-08-2007 2:10pm

like France or something? Ryanair?

Duckjob · 31-08-2007 2:10pm

TheGooner wrote:

LOL mental image of that episode of the simpsons in the gay steel mill LOL

Homer: You're all gay!!!!
Limp wristed guy: Oh be nice

simu · 31-08-2007 2:17pm

[random gibberish]

x <---I had to put that extra character in - the boardsz said my message above was too short :eek:

Steve_o · 31-08-2007 2:18pm

There was a little man....a little man in his hair!!

ansionnachclist · 31-08-2007 2:26pm

Are you John Connor?

Steve_o · 31-08-2007 2:27pm

Me?

Maple · 31-08-2007 2:35pm

corglass wrote:

shutt up foool. I aint gettin no plane!

let the nice nursey give you your medication.

biko · 31-08-2007 4:07pm

simu wrote:

[random gibberish]

x <---I had to put that extra character in - the boardsz said my message above was too short :eek:

Something in [] does not count as a message

Dudess · 31-08-2007 4:49pm

Duckjob wrote:

Homer: You're all gay!!!!
Limp wristed guy: Oh be nice

Oiled-up guy with bulging muscles and lisp: "STAND STILL, there's a spark in your hair!"
Oiled-up guy with bulging muscles and 'tache: "Get it, get it, GET IT!!!"

¬_¬ · 31-08-2007 5:23pm

HAH! A simpsons reference and you got it!!!!11!! I get jokes too.

Gingervitis · 31-08-2007 6:22pm

Fonejacker ftw
"I'm making an omelette, what would you like me to put in it? Apart from my c_ock?"
hurt myself laughing

Setun · 31-08-2007 6:39pm

Why won't she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless
Still one can only dream.
(singing) I'm a one track lover, down a two way lane.
Drivin' fast down the highway, must o' been insane.
Cos the temperatures too high, traveling driving way too fast!
And I knew our lovin', was too hot to last"

(Guitar solo)

Dudess · 31-08-2007 6:48pm

Or more specifically, razor-sharp piercing guitar solo.

"She's smooth... like ice
Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice..."

Can't remember the rest.

rossie1977 · 31-08-2007 6:56pm

gimmick wrote:

Women are messy creatures. Rare you meet a tidy woman. They need a man to keep them in line.

this made me laugh so hard i nearly pissed myself

so fookin true

yayamark · 31-08-2007 7:04pm

What time is it now?

mc nuggets · 31-08-2007 7:27pm

Zebedee says its time for tee

Basq · 31-08-2007 7:32pm

Yay.... only Fools And Horses is on!

"Rodney, you plonker!"

* insert more randomness below! *

Doffaldinho · 31-08-2007 8:12pm

Well to be honest no mtter how much of a mess either of you make you should take responsability as a man and make sure that you get a woman to clean it.

Plug · 31-08-2007 8:14pm

Doffaldinho wrote:

Well to be honest no mtter how much of a mess either of you make you should take responsability as a man and make sure that you get a woman to clean it.

Sexist bastard:mad:*

*not really though.

Dub13 · 31-08-2007 8:15pm

Will I get a curry or Pizza....?

Doffaldinho · 31-08-2007 8:16pm

Plug wrote:

Sexy bastard:mad:*

*really though.

fix'd

Plug · 31-08-2007 8:17pm

curry

_blank_ · 31-08-2007 8:19pm

Curry for definite.

I hate pizza.

Doffaldinho · 31-08-2007 8:21pm

Have some delicious cake, But you have to get to it first

'I'm not cleaning that up, no f**kin way!' I told her

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