It's all in the name

Tom Dunne

My Brethren,

seeing as the night life is really picking up around here, with the opening of the new night club tonight, I think it is time we found and appropriate name for both establishments.

So, fire up some names for the bar and for the nightclub.

I'll start off with Lards for the bar and Spheres for the nightclub.

Ok, they were shite, see if you can do better.

AlmightyCushion

Tits and ass?

sioda

Arthurs for the bar and after arthurs for the club

The Bollox

Dime Bar and Cadbury's Club?

DarkJager

Bar - The BGRH Arms

Nightclub - Twisted Disco

Duggy747

Hmm, I was going to say Balls Bar and Cock Club but on further thinking I came to the result that they would be more suited to...........ahem, other types of men.

For the bar;

Beer Hut?
Alcholica?
The BGRH Tapestry?
The BGRH Arms
The Belly-up Bar?
The Vik?
Summer Bay Surf Club?
The Keg?
The Beer Hole?
Alcholics Annoymnous?
Duggy Emporium (Can't blame a guy for trying, eh?)

The Club;

Wriggleys EX-spearmint?
The Fúck hole?
The Shíte-club?
Club Beer Gut?
Disco Keg? (A take on Disco Tech, geddit??)

Tom Dunne

Duggy747 wrote:

The BGRH Arms

and

Duggy747 wrote:

Club Beer Gut?

I like.

Just thought of another one for the bar: SHAAT B

as in Still Hazy After All These Beers.

Then again, maybe not.

Slow Motion

For the bar : The Manpack

For The club : Club Phut (ok I stole that from somewhere but I still like it)

DarkJager

tom dunne wrote:

SHAAT B

There's a nightclub in Amsterdam with that name!!!

Slow Motion

What about YORE MAs !

I quite like the sound of the belly up bar and the disco keg. Well done brother duggy, have a pint on me.:D

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

What about YORE MAs !

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner.

DarkJager

Ladies and Gentlemen, YORE MA's is now open! ha ha

jester77

hmm,

The Pub
Drink Inn
All-Day Drink Inn
Brether-Inn
Just Beer
No Cocktails


Club:
Rehab Lounge
Club Chub
Club Chubbin
Sanctuary
The Brethrens Asylum
Booty Hatch
Betty Ford Center

Tom Dunne

DarkJager wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, YORE MA's is now open! ha ha

I hear the lads are very fond of YORE MA.

Ah, the possibilities are endless.

Of course, if the nightclub is called something like Club Aftershock, we could abbreviate to CA. Then we could all sing "Everybody's going to YMCA, everybody's going to YMCA......"

Oh please make me stop. It's Friday afternoon. Make the bad man go away.

Duggy747

Here's a quick logo for the possible name of Club Beer Gut

sioda

But i've entered yore ma before

Tom Dunne

sioda wrote:

But i've entered yore ma before

Well nows your chance.

DarkJager

I had the best night of my life in Yore Ma

jester77

Duggy747 wrote:

Here's a quick logo for the possible name of Club Beer Gut

Jaysus, the great wall of China won't be the only thing they'll be able to see from space now!!

Tom Dunne

A little less neony, but I never was any good at art.

Duggy747

How about a poster for the advertising campaign?

Pub: Denial
Club: Someplace Else

As in, "Yeah, we're all in Denial, but we're gonna go someplace else later on tonight."

Zaph

Pub - Fatsos
Club - Baldies

Jesus Wept

The BGRH Arms and a lot of similar names sound very english to me. :eek:


how bout ............erm............er.............thinking..............er

McDrunkies ........that's all I got right now, I'm waking up

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote:

The BGRH Arms and a lot of similar names sound very english to me. :eek:


how bout ............erm............er.............thinking..............er

McDrunkies ........that's all I got right now, I'm waking up

That sounds too american.:D

Jesus Wept

Deleted User wrote:

That sounds too american.:D

O'Drunkies

admiralofthefleet

pub - brothers 'n arms

club - the beers

by the way im stealing that 'club beer guts' to use as my sig, its very cool

Zaph

Spectacular sig Brother admiral, but I suspect SIGPO might just notice the size if they're being especially vigilant tonight.

Steyr

Pub- Handjob
Club- Titwank

Slow Motion

DarkJager wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, YORE MA's is now open! ha ha

Morning brothers ! Did I win a prize

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

Morning brothers ! Did I win a prize

Yes you did, Brother SlowMotion, yes you did.

You get to stand behind the bar and serve drinks! Until, that is, we find a replacement.

No need to thank me. Congratulations.

Slow Motion

tom dunne wrote:

Yes you did, Brother SlowMotion, yes you did.

You get to stand behind the bar and serve drinks! Until, that is, we find a replacement.

No need to thank me. Congratulations.

Done !:)

Kazobel

If the bar is called "Yore ma" should the club not be called "Yore sister" as in "I was in Yore ma all last night and then fell straight into Yore sister next door until 3 am this morning" and then of course that leaves the option of the "and my head's only throbbing" entendre open

Tom Dunne

Kazobel wrote:

If the bar is called "Yore ma" should the club not be called "Yore sister" as in "I was in Yore ma all last night and then fell straight into Yore sister next door until 3 am this morning" and then of course that leaves the option of the "and my head's only throbbing" entendre open

This woman is a genius. There's a drink in Yore Ma, on me.

Kazobel

tom dunne wrote:

This man is a genius. There's a drink in Yore Ma, on me.

Not a man but thanks

Tom Dunne

Kazobel wrote:

Not a man but thanks

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Now I am really impressed.

How you doin'?

Kazobel

Well you know how it is, theres a talent to knowing the mans mind


Awww you edited it, how sweet

Tom Dunne

Kazobel wrote:

Awww you edited it, how sweet

Marry me.

Kazobel

tom dunne wrote:

Marry me.

Aww bless

bking

Club Sandwich? mmm...