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Moral Dilemma, kind off

  • 30-08-2007 9:11am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭


    Have a bit of a moral dilemma here? Should you tell a girl when her thong is showing or should you say nothing and try not to stare?:D

    Would it be safe to do this or are you taking your life in your hands?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    give it a snap....


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zuutroy wrote:
    give it a snap....
    Don't forget to give her a wink when she looks round.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I think you should tell a woman if their thong ISN'T showing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    pics?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    It's like the changing of the tides or the setting of the sun.... Let it be!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    You should be concentrating on how to get her to allow you to remove said thong with your teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    It's like the changing of the tides or the setting of the sun.... Let it be!

    Agreed....

    anyway you'd probably get an unmerciful batin' if you said to a strange girl you didn't know!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    If you're not into that whole staring at her thing you could just give her a good wedgie..............and when she turns around ask her if she wants to nip around the alley for a quick shag.

    At this point you should also dip a fiver in between her breasts, a wink also goes a long way!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Floppybits wrote:
    Have a bit of a moral dilemma here? Should you tell a girl when her thong is showing or should you say nothing and try not to stare?:D

    Would it be safe to do this or are you taking your life in your hands?
    Isn't that a sorta style thing nowadays?

    I don't tell her... If she's hot, I "observe", if she's not, I vomit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    DaveMcG wrote:
    I don't tell her... If she's hot, I "observe", if she's not, I vomit.
    Hopefully on her and her tong to warn others off. It's the gentlemen thing to do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,009 ✭✭✭patrickc


    just enjoy it I would..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    I usually say nothing and get in a few sneaky glances, was just wondering what others do? Is it a fashion thing? Maybe some lady's would care to comment. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Hopefully on her and her tong to warn others off. It's the gentlemen thing to do.
    Obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,649 ✭✭✭gyppo


    To quote Jim Royle

    "I paid a bloody quid for these underpants, and Ive got fifty pence worth stuck up my arse!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    gyppo wrote:
    To quote Jim Royle

    "I paid a bloody quid for these underpants, and Ive got fifty pence worth stuck up my arse!"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,009 ✭✭✭patrickc


    Floppybits wrote:
    Have a bit of a moral dilemma here? Should you tell a girl when her thong is showing or should you say nothing and try not to stare?:D

    Would it be safe to do this or are you taking your life in your hands?

    what colour is it?? and as said already where are the pics?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭mcauley


    pics?

    LMFAO :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Well, when YORE MA'S thong was showing, I snapped it, slapped her on the arse and then winked at her.

    She was on her back in seconds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    If you was in her position I guess you would prefer to be told.....


    Better you than me to break the news though:D :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Try licking it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    DesF wrote:
    Well, when YORE MA'S thong was showing, I snapped it, slapped her on the arse and then winked at her.

    She was on her back in seconds.


    Im wearing your ma's thong right now.....and its showing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Im wearing your ma's thong right now.....and its showing

    Is it the used one I was licking last night?


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    When I am out on the town I will see what happens you tell a lady her knickers are showing.

    For all the perv's wanting pics they are in the photography section under works of arse.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Im wearing your ma's thong right now.....and its showing

    Brothertotz thats ok because I am taking your sisters thong off now with my teeth. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    Floppybits wrote:
    Brothertotz thats ok because I am taking your sisters thong off now with my teeth. :D

    Well for your sake you wouldnt want to live up to your name later on floppy:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Well for your sake you wouldnt want to live up to your name later on floppy:D

    No problem there Brothertotz your sister is good. :D Nice thong as well. I reckon its much better than my ma's.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Floppybits wrote:
    No problem there Brothertotz your sister is good. :D Nice thong as well. I reckon its much better than my ma's.:D
    Your ma doesn't wear thongs.

    I saw her when she collapsed on the Dart the other morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 smilingatyou


    I'm not floppy anyway. me and your da spitroasted your hot sister and high fived at the end, totz your ma watched. *snap*
    OP do the TODD snap and in a ringing bell voice "THONG!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    I'm not floppy anyway. me and your da spitroasted your hot sister and high fived at the end, totz your ma watched. *snap*
    OP do the TODD snap and in a ringing bell voice "THONG!"

    Ahh yes a post from Brian at its incoherent and illiterate best!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    DesF wrote:
    Your ma doesn't wear thongs.

    I saw her when she collapsed on the Dart the other morning.

    She must have been wearing the granny knickers then. I warned her about men like you on the dart. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    Floppybits wrote:
    No problem there Brothertotz your sister is good. :D Nice thong as well. I reckon its much better than my ma's.:D


    So you dont rate your ma's thongs then no?

    Did she show you them all like?..... or did you try them on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits



    Is who like those ladies my ma or the bird I seen this morning?:D Why cant I see the brazilian one? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Floppybits wrote:
    She must have been wearing the granny knickers then. I warned her about men like you on the dart. :D

    Nope


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    So you dont rate your ma's thongs then no?

    Did she show you them all like?..... or did you try them on?

    Nah she didnt show them to me, instead she sends me to the shops to get them.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 smilingatyou


    Ahh yes a post from Brian at its incoherent and illiterate best!!
    sorry my hands are tired. :). yes i use both. your ma just deep throats, when shes around


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    krazy_8s wrote:
    You got any more pic's of B?
    Woah! Too much cushion for the pushin', you'd be swallowed up in that thing!

    Lady A is perfect for a lovely condesending pat on the arse............and then to furiously pump her full of a hot man injection.

    *Let's out incredibly manly roar!!*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Enough of the yore ma crap. Please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭BrotherTotz


    sorry my hands are tired. :). yes i use both. your ma just deep throats, when shes around


    Yea right, we all know why your hands are tired now :D:D

    Good old Palm n her 5 sisters


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote:
    Enough of the yore ma crap. Please.
    I've had enough of yore ma's crap. Apologies. Any ways, if you had mentioned it to her, she probably would have thought you were a pervert so just stare away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Woah! Too much cushion for the pushin', you'd be swallowed up in that thing!

    Lady A is perfect for a lovely condesending pat on the arse............and then to furiously pump her full of a hot man injection.

    *Let's out incredibly manly roar!!*


    *puts on american football gear and High fives duggy747 "go team, yeah!!"*
    Originally Posted by krazy_8s
    You got any more pic's of B?
    nice song for you

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
    That's what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    1) girls know what they're wearing at all times
    2) hot girls know they will be stared at. plain girls need to go show that little bit extra to get stared at. fat ugly girls, well they just don't get it....
    3) it follows that, other than in a bendy over situation, if a girl's thong is showing that is precisely because she wants to show it.
    4) if she wants to show it then it would be rude of you not to look. if she's hot this can be quite pleasant. if she's not so hot you're doing her a favour. in either case it's a public service.
    5) in the case of a bendy over situation, the exposure is only temporary and might be a mistake. although it is not intended by the girl to expose her thong, you are entitled to take a look after taking the necessary precautions. you are required to check your mirrors and if it's all clear, take a sneaky peak. be careful about her friends watching you, or looming boyfriends looking for someone to fight.
    6) in all the cirucmstances, where a thong is on display it would be rude not to look, and the girl will no doubt think you gay if you don't look (they know instinctively if you've taken a look or not).
    7) as for telling her, that's a big no no because the majority of displayed thongs are deliberate (see 1-3 above) it follows that you are basically calling her a slapper. furthermore, you are also ruining it for the rest of us with your prudish, self serving ways.
    8) the only people who would tell her are: a) her friends b) her boyfriend c) fat ugly girls who can't get away with showing a bit of flesh every now and again. in each case the reason they tell is cold hard jealousy.

    I hope this clarifies the position for the op.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Sorry Terry.

    Nearly lunch time I wonder if I will get another thong show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    If you do, burst into the loudest possible rendition of Cisco's 'Thong Song' that you can manage....She should get the picture then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Thanks Johnny. Moral dilemma is now over. Dont say anything and just admire the view, thats if the view is worth admiring. :D Lady's are such teases. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Get the camera phone ready.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,947 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    zuutroy wrote:
    If you do, burst into the loudest possible rendition of Cisco's 'Thong Song' that you can manage....She should get the picture then.

    Or I could just point and nod to all the other lads so that they can enjoy the view.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Floppybits wrote:
    Or I could just point and nod to all the other lads so that they can enjoy the view.

    Bah where's the madness in that?

    She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
    Thighs like what, what, what
    All night long
    Let me see that thonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

    I like it when the beat goes
    Duh dun duh
    Baby make your booty go
    Duh dun duh
    Baby I know you wanna show
    Duh dun duh
    That thong thong thong thong thong


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    *Breaks chair over zuutroys back*

    Had to shut him up.


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