Tits before teeth...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Sweet Jesus I'm a dirty ol' bastard.

What is it these days, your driving along checking out some ass and one in particular catches your eye and its like a rush of sh*t to the head, your horny in a nano-second, you look around for a second glance and the 'women' you just drooled over is about 14 :eek:

These are mostly townies, so discussing this one with the lads the other night and we've decided the cause.

Girls in certain socio-economic neighbourhoods are put on the pill early & spring tits before teeth.

Thank god I'm spoken for these day

Creamy Goodness

i doubt it's cause they are on the pill.

it's more likely cause they have two babies hanging off them.

Niamho!

Mairt wrote:

Sweet Jesus I'm a dirty ol' bastard.

What is it these days, your driving along checking out some ass and one in particular catches your eye and its like a rush of sh*t to the head, your horny in a nano-second, you look around for a second glance and the 'women' you just drooled over is about 14 :eek:

These are mostly townies, so discussing this one with the lads the other night and we've decided the cause.

Girls in certain socio-economic neighbourhoods are put on the pill early & spring tits before teeth.

Thank god I'm spoken for these day

You're not one of those Losers who practically hangs his upper body out the window to do that are ya?

Plug

Don't worry mate, it happens to the best of us.
Vote YES for the peodo forum.

cunnins4

Yes yes, you have a point. Nothing worse than going past the local school and the junior certs have bigger jabbs than YORE MA!!!

Steve_o

Cremo wrote:

i doubt it's cause they are on the pill.

it's more likely cause they have two babies hanging off them.

Very true....i think it happen more often nowadays with technology like the padded bra etc. etc.

Cheeky_gal

Eugh! That's real disturbing...you're all perverted freaks!!!

magick

Plug wrote:

Don't worry mate, it happens to the best of us.
Vote YES for the peodo forum.

YES



though i would have called it the jailbait forum myself

arybvtcw0eolkf

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Eugh! That's real disturbing...you're all perverted freaks!!!

I like to think of myself as a pre-vert.. its a kinda pervert in training

2 stroke

OP. No boobs thread for about three weeks then you have to start a second one? I was drunk whats your excuse?
Guess you're after hitting that age when its not ok to look at 14 year olds.

Cheeky_gal

Mairt wrote:

I like to think of myself as a pre-vert.. its a kinda pervert in training

haha that's real worrying...

And here....since when is it ever ok to look at 14 yr olds 2 stroke...?

WellyJ

Cheeky_gal wrote:

haha that's real worrying...

And here....since when is it ever ok to look at 14 yr olds 2 stroke...?

When I was 14 I used to feel fine about looking at them.

Now it makes me feel a little dirty......

Rob_l

sceince says boobs getting bigger these days

will try and find a relevant linkage

2 stroke

Cheeky_gal wrote:

haha that's real worrying...

And here....since when is it ever ok to look at 14 yr olds 2 stroke...?

Its ok from about 2 till 15.

Cuddlesworth

Nothing worse then spotting a nice piece of ass, then copping 'jailbait'. Must be something to do with the diet. And to the peado claims, I'm 23. So a girl who is 14-15 is not far off what is acceptable for me to look at. Its hard to tell from behind. From the front sometimes as well.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

2 stroke wrote:

Guess you're after hitting that age when its not ok to look at 14 year olds.

what are you talking about? when is it not ok to look at 14 year olds. if you have a car, its even easier. giggidy giggidy, giggidy gou

2 stroke

Krazy. at 23 you shouldn't be looking at the kids menu.
Frank. Both hands on the steering wheel.

magick

2 stroke wrote:

Krazy at 23 you shouldn't be looking at the kids menu.

that sounds sooo dirty

Wagon

Was on the bus just this morning the i noticed this lovely arse and slender figure on a pretty woman...in a luminous blue shell suit

That's another thing though, these little scanger wenches are fairly fit! I agree about the tits before teeth theory but i doubt its because of the pill. They often prefer Mars wrappers (ribbed for her pleasure) to stop any unwanted little ****ers.

AlmightyCushion

Wagon wrote:

They often prefer Mars wrappers (ribbed for her pleasure) to stop any unwanted little ****ers.

Nah, they've moved on to crisp bags. Turn them inside out and you've got a flavoured one. 'What do ya want? Smokey bacon or salt & vinegar.

Wossack

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Nah, they've moved on to crisp bags. Turn them inside out and you've got a flavoured one. 'What do ya want? Smokey bacon or salt & vinegar.

prawn cocktail means its a second hand wrapper?

oh no I didnt....

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Wossack wrote:

prawn cocktail means its a second hand wrapper?

oh no I didnt....

what about cheese and onnion?

WellyJ

Lina Calm Vodka wrote:

what about cheese and onnion?

Well the guy leaves the cheese right?

2 stroke

Wagon. I had read your post wrong, thought you said mars bars. Reminded me of a certain lady who used to like to feed me mars bars held by a certain part of her anatomy. Tricked her when mars icecream came out, end of a beautiful relationship. Don't know if she ever saw the funny side.

Riesen_Meal

2 stroke wrote:

Wagon. I had read your post wrong, thought you said mars bars. Reminded me of a certain lady who used to like to feed me mars bars held by a certain part of her anatomy. Tricked her when mars icecream came out, end of a beautiful relationship. Don't know if she ever saw the funny side.

Rofl!

Good stuff....

I vote yes to the jailbait forum....

WellyJ

Fieldog wrote:

Rofl!

Good stuff....

I vote yes to the jailbait forum....

Jailbait forum has my vote too!

As long as there are strict rules behind it of course!

2 stroke

There is too much jailbait on the net already.


No to jailbait forum.

Reku

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Nah, they've moved on to crisp bags. Turn them inside out and you've got a flavoured one. 'What do ya want? Smokey bacon or salt & vinegar.

I would imagine the salt and vinegar (acidic) would be uncomfortable for whoever had the inside of the packet touching their sensitive bits to say the least.

cance

krazy_8s wrote:

Nothing worse then spotting a nice piece of ass, then copping 'jailbait'. Must be something to do with the diet. And to the peado claims, I'm 23. So a girl who is 14-15 is not far off what is acceptable for me to look at. Its hard to tell from behind. From the front sometimes as well.

well to be fair Mr 8's, you look about 6, so if you played your cards right and kept your mouth shut she's all yours.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Right I'm off to have a cold shower.

Just back from Tesco's ClareHall and spied another PJ clad darling with tit's like two fvcking Zepplins in a Balloon race.

Guilt forbids me from guessing the said wenches age

cance

Mairt wrote:

Guilt forbids me from guessing the said wenches age

ignorance is bliss my friend.

so long as you only appreciated from afar

Crazy Christ

Look but don't touch,

by the way it's all about the bottoms, saw a cracking pair of cheeks this morning, you could set your watch to them. she couldn't have been more than 13

Exit

Jesus, some amount of weirdos in here.

Gizzle

Reminds me about that hilariously un-PC joke about sexy children...

WellyJ

Gizzle wrote:

Reminds me about that hilariously un-PC joke about sexy children...

Cmon.... don't tease us, what's the joke?

Gizzle

The clue's in the name...

"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia?"
"Sexy children!"

Laugh.
Cry.
Get arrested.

fakearms123

I was driving up the road on my lunch break from work and saw this hot looking girl from behind, she had very curvy hips and a lovely ass but when she turned around she was young with braces around 15 years old, i felt like an ol' pervert for looking, im 19 so it isnt so bad

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

well if there is grass growing:p

fakearms123

sure they're all pink on the inside

Duggy747

"Hey Baby, I don't see you much in this nite-club! How old are you?"
"I'm 16!"
"..................How about we try this again. How old are you?"
"I'm 19!"
"That'll hold up in court, let's go!................."

Once they're inside the nite-club doors they're fair game!!

Seriously though, I've seen some girls in pubs in my town where they look a lot older than they are!! One time me and the lads were in a pub and we saw this absolutely gorgeous girl, next thing this small lil' punk we know goes up to her and grabs her and she's all over him!! At that point we found out that she had just turned 16 :eek: :eek: :eek: Man, we felt like right ol' pervs despite us being 21.

We're becoming like America now were the teens are looking older than we are!! Must be all the hormones and steroids in the cereals!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!

Cheeky_gal

krazy_8s wrote:

Nothing worse then spotting a nice piece of ass, then copping 'jailbait'. Must be something to do with the diet. And to the peado claims, I'm 23. So a girl who is 14-15 is not far off what is acceptable for me to look at. Its hard to tell from behind. From the front sometimes as well.

23......14!? Think thats a fair enough gap if u ask me...tho it wouldnt be weird if she was 16 cuz you're pretty much developed by then but 14!!? U mad?

Terry

Half your age +7 until you are 30. After that it's half your age +3.

cocoa

Terry wrote:

Half your age +7 until you are 30. After that it's half your age +3.

oh, so 29 year olds can go for 21 year olds, but 30 year olds can go for 18 year olds. makes sense... *shrug*

EDIT: oh and just think about the restraints on people below the age of 14... can't go younger at all...

WellyJ

Terry wrote:

Half your age +7 until you are 30. After that it's half your age +3.

So at 30 its ok for me to go out with an 18 year old,

But at 28 the youngest should be 21?

Makes no sense.

WellyJ

cocoa wrote:

oh, so 29 year olds can go for 21 year olds, but 30 year olds can go for 18 year olds. makes sense... *shrug*

Great minds....

Terry

WellyJ wrote:

Great minds....

I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

cocoa wrote:

EDIT: oh and just think about the restraints on people below the age of 14... can't go younger at all...

Shouldn't be having sex.

WellyJ

Terry wrote:

I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
Shouldn't be having sex.

So these "rules" only apply to two people of different age having sex?

Anto McC

Gizzle wrote:

The clue's in the name...

"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia?"
"Sexy children!"

Laugh.
Cry.
Get arrested.

What i don't get is why are so many kids attracted to old men in raincoats.


Have i gone too far?

gyppo

Mairt wrote:

Sweet Jesus I'm a dirty ol' bastard. What is it these days, your driving along checking out some ass

I've a grand piebald mare ass tied to the wagon at the moment. She might be in foal too, I think. If not, sure you can do it yerself. Im not pushed what you do to her. What'll ya bid me?

lemansky

Anto McC wrote:

What i don't get is why are so many kids attracted to old men in raincoats.


Have i gone too far?

Actually I think that you've hit the nail on the head there Anto:D