Contract on Rocky - nothing to be sniffed at

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Some unhappy campers in the prison

http://www.limerickpost.ie/dailynews.elive?id=8182&category=Daily-Tue

Archeron

Thats a bit ruff.

DarkJager

Ah they're just angry cause their ugly as ****, social welfare draining, gutter girlfriends can't sneak baggies of smack into the prison up their arse anymore

biko

The cons will just have to get back to sniffing each other holes again.

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DarkJager wrote:

Ah they're just angry cause their ugly as ****, social welfare draining, gutter girlfriends can't sneak baggies of smack into the prison up their arse anymore

Forgot you were from that part of the world

Hardly something a contract killer wants on his CV

"Yeah my last hit was a Spaniel"

Wossack

had heard prison visits are down 30% since the dog started...

funny coincidence

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Wossack wrote:

funny coincidence

They were talking aout it on th' wireless earlier ! Tis no coincidence !

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Edit : attack of the double post monster

Edit : attack of the double post monster

Wossack

Wossack wrote:

funny coincidence

They were talking aout it on th' wireless earlier ! Tis no coincidence !

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Deleted User wrote:

They were talking aout it on th' wireless earlier ! Tis no coincidence !

Help I've been pulled into the internets version of the twilight zone :eek:

Degsy

How they gonna kill the dog?

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Degsy wrote:

How they gonna kill the dog?

Dunno ! Maybe they'll get some cute poodle to lure him into some dark alley where he'll get jumped by a couple of rottweilers

DarkJager

They won't kill the dog. The problem with the ****ing fools in there is that they are all talk and no action. Plus, I hear the guards in there don't take very kindly to threats like this. Can you say "BATON PARTY"????

mike65

The prison service has three dogs so they can swap them around.

Mike.

Degsy

DarkJager wrote:

They won't kill the dog. The problem with the ****ing fools in there is that they are all talk and no action. Plus, I hear the guards in there don't take very kindly to threats like this. Can you say "BATON PARTY"????

Yeehaw..bust some scumbag heads!Actually set the ****in dog on them,****ing junkie *****!

Wossack

DarkJager wrote:

They won't kill the dog. The problem with the ****ing fools in there is that they are all talk and no action. ...

all bark and no bite?

DarkJager

*heres your coat*

Slow Motion

Aparently they (the knacker scumbag slags) have his picture on mobile phone and are circulating it to their mates on the outside, I think they'll have to get a doggy double for him

DarkJager

Its going to be hard to distinguish. Most of the scumbag birds look like dogs, so they'd want to be careful

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DarkJager wrote:

Its going to be hard to distinguish. Most of the scumbag birds look like dogs, so they'd want to be careful

Splinter

It'l be some tail if it goes ahead...

Degsy

Slow Motion wrote:

Aparently they (the knacker scumbag slags) have his picture on mobile phone and are circulating it to their mates on the outside, I think they'll have to get a doggy double for him

The scumbgas will think its a porno email given thier predilictions for dating dog-like women.

Steve_o

Archeron wrote:

Thats a bit ruff.

*smack*.....:D

Duggy747

I wonder who'll be the heartless bastard aquirred to tail the little fella:



Somehow I felt awfully sinister yet I couldn't stop laughing when making this.

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Duggy747 wrote:

I wonder who'll be the heartless bastard aquirred to tail the little fella:

So will the hitman do him doggy style ?

Duggy747

Slow Motion wrote:

So will the hitman do him doggy style ?

It certainly won't be a puppy-love affair, the hit! That's for sure!

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Duggy747 wrote:

It certainly won't be a puppy-love affair, the hit! That's for sure!

Indeed ! He could end up a splattered spaniel

Duggy747

Slow Motion wrote:

Indeed ! He could end up a splattered spaniel

Or a pulverised pooch

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Duggy747 wrote:

Or a pulverised pooch

or a cremated canine

DarkJager

This is slowly turning into a thread of almost Batman quality jokes Keep it up!

Duggy747

Slow Motion wrote:

or a cremated canine

Or a mutilated mutt

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Duggy747 wrote:

Or a mutilated mutt

Laying in a poodle of blood

Duggy747

Slow Motion wrote:

Laying in a poodle of blood

Crying like a little bitch

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Duggy747 wrote:

Crying like a little bitch

Ba$tard nearly choked on me tea

Calling for deputy dawg

DD.jpg

Wossack

the cops'll be asking who screwed the pooch? wishing they'd put the bullet proof collar on him

with the media hyped up as it is, the culprit would want to flea the scene pretty quick

Duggy747

If I know my espionage movies then not even Deputy Dawg can resist the charms of a hired female dog who'll try and seduce him and then do this:

http://www.bigpawsonly.com/dog-images/psycho-dog.jpg

Slow Motion

Wossack wrote:

the cops'll be asking who screwed the pooch? pretty quick

This guy
dog-smile.jpg

Duggy747

I imagine Rocky's scenario will be a lot like this now that he has a tail!

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Duggy747 wrote:

I imagine Rocky's scenario will be a lot like this now that he has a tail!

Damn you you bleedin photoshop geek

Mexicola

Now if they could just find a dog that could sniff out mobile phones.....

Slow Motion

Rocky tries out his new disguise in front of the lads

Rocky.JPG

Duggy747

Slow Motion wrote:

Rocky tries out his new disguise in front of the lads

Rocky.JPG

I hear they have standard disguises for protecting the sniffer dogs:

http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/45133.jpg

Terry

Did anyone tell them that the sniffer dog would most likely be replaced immediately?

Splinter

this is brilliant!! love this thread

had to "paws" my work and read it...

DarkJager

Terry wrote:

Did anyone tell them that the sniffer dog would most likely be replaced immediately?

Most of our "criminals" here in Limerick have the IQ of a ****ing shoe size. They just don't understand how some things work.

Slow Motion

Terry wrote:

Did anyone tell them that the sniffer dog would most likely be replaced immediately?

Well ! Were not talking about intellectual giants here !

Wossack

splinter wrote:

this is brilliant!! love this thread

had to "paws" my work and read it...

careful now, or your boss'll have you in the doghouse...

Duggy747

But that means an innocent dog is gonna get whacked!

Talk about a ruff way to go but, meh, it's a dog's life!

Slow Motion

DarkJager wrote:

Most of our "criminals" here in Limerick have the IQ of a ****ing shoe size. They just don't understand how some things work.

Yeah ! Some of those guys are just barking

Duggy747

With this new dog as a replacement surely the assassins will be sent on a wild goose chase.................oh, whoops!

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Duggy747 wrote:

With this new dog as a replacement surely the assassins will be sent on a wild goose chase.................oh, whoops!

Now, Now ! Stay on topic, you wouldn't want to ruin your pedigree, chum