Men don't want to look at naked men

godtabh

Proper marketing

I'd buy what ever they are selling

Zillah

What an odd way to phrase the title of a thread about beautiful women...

[Read: Repressed homosexual]

godtabh

Zillah wrote:

What an odd way to phrase the title of a thread about beautiful women...

[Read: Repressed homosexual]

Thats just the title of the article.

Zillah

What!? Oh bollox. I really need to pay more attention.

On another matter entirely, is the woman in the fourth image pouring beer on cereal? Mmmm...

Jesus Wept

great idea, about time tbh.

GhostInTheRuins

Zillah wrote:

On another matter entirely, is the woman in the fourth image pouring beer on cereal? Mmmm...

I was going to say the exact same thing, what the hell is up with that, beer on cereal?

Terry

D.T. Jesus wrote:

I was going to say the exact same thing, what the hell is up with that, beer on cereal?

When you wake up in a tent in the middle of nowhere and you have no milk for your cereal...

godtabh

Terry wrote:

When you wake up in a tent in the middle of nowhere and you have no milk for your cereal...

Or wash your teeth with it. Nice!

And that might not because your in a tent in the arse hole of no where. It could just be a Saturday morning!

Anto McC

The women in the boxers - i can't help but look at that saggy bit around the middle of them and think they have a pair of balls dangling behind it.

DavyD_83

Zillah wrote:

On another matter entirely, is the woman in the fourth image pouring beer on cereal? Mmmm...

Beereal! Are you people not aware of the practice?!? Beer can be used to replace any liquid when necessary (consumable liquids).

johnnyskeleton

Hot birds don't need to be relevant to what you're selling. They don't even need to be vaguely interacting with the product.

If the revenue commissioners simply had an ad campeign with naked birds and a logo saying "declare all your income" they would never have to bring someone to court.

2 stroke

Thats no girl, look at his balls.

Reku

Anto McC wrote:

The women in the boxers - i can't help but look at that saggy bit around the middle of them and think they have a pair of balls dangling behind it.

:eek: Shemales! *hears Jaws theme in the background* lol

jester77

What a weird idea!! But still nowhere near as weird as Vulva original (crazy Germans) :eek:

So, err, what were they selling again

AlmightyCushion

Zillah wrote:

On another matter entirely, is the woman in the fourth image pouring beer on cereal? Mmmm...

It's not as nice as you think. I've tried it before with stella and frosties. Not nice.

Steve_o

AlmightyCushion wrote:

It's not as nice as you think. I've tried it before with stella and frosties. Not nice.

Cheerio's and Bavaria is awesome.....oh wait awful, wait, i'm not sure anymore!!!

What was the add selling??

spurious

A new way to clear your sinuses by sniffing jocks.

dodgyme

what about those ads on telly for lynx manwash - I will never buy lynx again - I dont want to see men without clothes on. Likewise I will never wear anything from lacoste after their ad with the naked guy walking around the place, urrhh horrible. My missus likes the ad though but I told her if she bought me anything from lacoste as a result I will f*ck it in the bin and I will if she does.

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

what about those ads on telly for lynx manwash - I will never buy lynx again - I dont want to see men without clothes on. Likewise I will never wear anything from lacoste after their ad with the naked guy walking around the place, urrhh horrible. My missus likes the ad though but I told her if she bought me anything from lacoste as a result I will f*ck it in the bin and I will if she does.

Ooh, someone has issues.

Dr_Teeth

dodgyme wrote:

what about those ads on telly for lynx manwash - I will never buy lynx again - I dont want to see men without clothes on. Likewise I will never wear anything from lacoste after their ad with the naked guy walking around the place, urrhh horrible. My missus likes the ad though but I told her if she bought me anything from lacoste as a result I will f*ck it in the bin and I will if she does.

I must say I kinda felt the same way about that lacoste ad. I was watching the naked guy prancing around the place thinking.. is this supposed to be aspirational? Am I supposed to identify with this guy? Is this how the girls feel when they watch all the zillions of ads with half naked women in them?

It didn't work for me anyway.. I'd have responded more strongly to the ad if the chap was driving a sports car or had chicks draping themselves all over him. Who knows, maybe that lacoste ad was aimed at gay guys..

dodgyme

MYOB wrote:

Ooh, someone has issues.

I dont like seeing naked men, and I dont encourage it. Do you like seeing men naked. Does your family know?

Exit

Am I the first to notice that the chick in the first picture has had one of those 'late night drunken **** where she's fallen asleep and her ma comes in and catches her' that were seemingly so prevalent in the **** thread a week back?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yarrr! Thar be no images that I can see -_-

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

I dont like seeing naked men, and I dont encourage it. Do you like seeing men naked. Does your family know?

I was more referring to the refusal to deal with companies that are using them in their advertising :rolleyes:

The fact that you felt the need to add even more cryptic homophobia to your response really shows the depths of it, though.

cance

Exit wrote:

Am I the first to notice that the chick in the first picture has had one of those 'late night drunken **** where she's fallen asleep and her ma comes in and catches her' that were seemingly so prevalent in the **** thread a week back?

i did notice it, and it really made me laugh.

dodgyme

MYOB wrote:

The fact that you felt the need to add even more cryptic homophobia to your response really shows the depths of it, though.

What the hell are you on about? Did you not read the title? Do you like seeing men naked, yes or no?

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

What the hell are you on about? Did you not read the title? Do you like seeing men naked, yes or no?

dodgyme wrote:

Does your family know?

That is what I'm on about.

Slow Motion

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Yarrr! Thar be no images that I can see -_-

Ditto

L31mr0d

bout time I say... although this has long been known. Which can pretty much be seen by the fact that woman are on the front of both mens and womens mags.

Woman are beautiful, lets be honest, men aren't... at least to men. I think it has something to do with the fact that men are more comfortable in their skin than women. A male model on a catwalk looks the same to me as the bloke who drove the bus in the morning, or the lad behind the counter in the cafe. I find them all neither good looking or repulsive. Where as women instantly will fall into categories of beauty and aesthethics. I think because woman are always longing to look like someone they are not, they are also judging other woman on their looks. Which is why a beautiful female will draw the eye of both sexes.

dodgyme

MYOB wrote:

That is what I'm on about.

hah? - you need some help articulating yourself?

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

hah? - you need some help articulating yourself?

Erm. No.

dodgyme

Originally Posted by dodgyme
"hah? - you need some help articulating yourself? "

MYOB wrote:

Erm. No.

My work here is done.:D

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

Originally Posted by dodgyme
"hah? - you need some help articulating yourself? "

My work here is done.:D

No, I just don't generally waste my time talking to idiots, such as someone who'd boycott a brand for the content of its advertisements not agreeing with their view of the world, and who can't understand commentary on what they've said themselves.

Cuddlesworth

L31mr0d wrote:

A male model on a catwalk looks the same to me as the bloke who drove the bus in the morning, or the lad behind the counter in the cafe. I find them all neither good looking or repulsive.

So you don't find for example, a 24 stone fat man repulsive? Or one who looks like he has a ass for a face? Because I do.

cance

krazy_8s wrote:

So you don't find for example, a 24 stone fat man repulsive? Or one who looks like he has a ass for a face? Because I do.

i find your and yore ma repulsive.

btw, buy me beer.

Terry

Here you go lads. Click.

Anyway, I was discussing this with a friend last night.
There was an ad on the tv with some guy who was butt naked (shown from behind). We concluded that if it was a woman there would be uproar.
Later I saw another ad which showed a woman taking her top off and throwing it at a CCTV camera before you could see boobies. I wanted to see the boobies because they looked good underneath the t-shirt she was wearing and she had nipples like bullets. Unfortunately there are restrictions on that sort of thing. Man nipples seem to be ok though. Yet it's perfectly fine for women to breast-feed in public.
I've no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to see that chicks tits.

godtabh

Terry wrote:

Here you go lads. Click.

Anyway, I was discussing this with a friend last night.
There was an ad on the tv with some guy who was butt naked (shown from behind). We concluded that if it was a woman there would be uproar.
Later I saw another ad which showed a woman taking her top off and throwing it at a CCTV camera before you could see boobies. I wanted to see the boobies because they looked good underneath the t-shirt she was wearing and she had nipples like bullets. Unfortunately there are restrictions on that sort of thing. Man nipples seem to be ok though. Yet it's perfectly fine for women to breast-feed in public.
I've no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to see that chicks tits.

She is a cracking bird excpet for the dirth big mole on her face. Man I fancy a 7up Free now.

Exit

Terry wrote:

Here you go lads. Click.

Anyway, I was discussing this with a friend last night.
There was an ad on the tv with some guy who was butt naked (shown from behind). We concluded that if it was a woman there would be uproar.
Later I saw another ad which showed a woman taking her top off and throwing it at a CCTV camera before you could see boobies. I wanted to see the boobies because they looked good underneath the t-shirt she was wearing and she had nipples like bullets. Unfortunately there are restrictions on that sort of thing. Man nipples seem to be ok though. Yet it's perfectly fine for women to breast-feed in public.
I've no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to see that chicks tits.

Here you go then -
NSFW
http://images.google.com/images?q=Kasia+Smutniak&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi or here specifically - http://www.allcelebrity.it/Smutniak/

L31mr0d

krazy_8s wrote:

So you don't find for example, a 24 stone fat man repulsive? Or one who looks like he has a ass for a face? Because I do.

yeah sure there are exceptions, someone who is morbidly obese or horrifically ugly with a 200lb tumor hanging off their face is going to be repulsive. But i'm talking about the majority of men out there.

dodgyme

MYOB wrote:

No, I just don't generally waste my time talking to idiots, such as someone who'd boycott a brand for the content of its advertisements.

So not buying from a brand whose ads you dont like makes someone an idiot. You have issues mate!.:rolleyes:

L1011

dodgyme wrote:

So not buying from a brand whose ads you dont like makes someone an idiot. You have issues mate!.:rolleyes:

No, stating that you'll throw out anything, even gifts, associated to a brand who's ads you appear to hate solely due to containing unclothed men, followed by crypto-homophobia (whether you realise it or not), means the only person with "issues" here is you. I'm not sure its worth my time explaining why, as you're not going to understand.

dodgyme

MYOB wrote:

No, stating that you'll throw out anything, even gifts, associated to a brand who's ads you appear to hate solely due to containing unclothed men, followed by crypto-homophobia (whether you realise it or not), means the only person with "issues" here is you. I'm not sure its worth my time explaining why, as you're not going to understand.

Ok when again did I start on about crypto-homophobia? Your talking pure mule, you are even arguing with yourself. Perhaps you can answer the question do you like seeing men naked or not? and have you told anyone about this. I have stated my opinions :eek:

Nehpets

dodgyme, it's people like you that made the dinosaurs extinct.

How much advertising does guys' underwear need?

Lirange

They should also apply this marketing ingenuity to Speedos. We saw hundreds of in your face ads with men in Speedos at Bondi, Tamarama, and Cronulla beaches in Australia. Sydney would have been much more ambient if these were women. Better yet ... just ban speedos on men altogether.

Blush_01

Nehpets wrote:

dodgyme, it's people like you that made the dinosaurs extinct.

QFT. Dodgyme, you are being rather ridiculous.

I can see nothing wrong with the ads.

blow69

kearnsr wrote:

She is a cracking bird excpet for the dirth big mole on her face. Man I fancy a 7up Free now.

Sprite Zero!:p

godtabh

blow69 wrote:

Sprite Zero!:p

What ever it was it got me thirsty.

tman

http://www.nuacco.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bag1.jpg
looks like she's pouring beer onto cereal...
my kind of woman!

dodgyme

Blush_01 wrote:

QFT. Dodgyme, you are being rather ridiculous.

I can see nothing wrong with the ads.

If you were following the thread I was not complaining about the ad posted by the OP.