Are we going to hell? Lets find out

Galvasean

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm going to level 5 hell. I must be a bad one.

DarkJager

Ah thats nothing. I'm going to be chilling out with the devil himself in the "cocytus"....whatever that is. Hopefully some sort of VIP lounge.

MoominPapa

Level 6 - The City of Dis - I'm a heretic and I might as well just get on with it

GhostInTheRuins

River Styx here I come

robindch

Level six as well. Shouldn't have admitted that I ate in restaurants several times a week. Clearly hell-ful.

PDN

Although I don't believe in purgatory, I'm apparently on my way there.

Scofflaw

Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

Hmm, it's literally true: all I have to do is pack in the violent video games, never look at porn again, and believe in God, and I'm in the First Circle....interesting.

Even more interesting - I don't actually have to believe in God. I just need to give up my belief that science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding...

passionately,
Scofflaw

Rev Hellfire

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Sounds like a fun place. I believe I'll enjoy it there.

CerebralCortex

Level 6 - The City of Dis
I'm a heretic.

Tim Robbins

Scofflaw wrote:

Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

Hmm, it's literally true: all I have to do is pack in the violent video games, never look at porn again, and believe in God, and I'm in the First Circle....interesting.

passionately,
Scofflaw

Same with myself. At least there'll be someone to argue with.

Beruthiel

I'm only going to Level 3, I'm going to have to make more of an effort.

Dades

Level 2??

I'm going to have to start dressing provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

Just don't tell my wife.

stakey

wahey! level 5!

"Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx." - I knew these city folk would run me out of the city and back to the sticks

Galvasean

PDN wrote:

Although I don't believe in purgatory, I'm apparently on my way there.

Ah crap, if you cant get into heaven then what hope for us sinners?

Chad ghostal

Level 7
'Violent' ??? not sure how i ended up here, but don't fancy spending eternity gettin raped and pillaged

scofflaw

I got Limbo, somehow

rolling green meadows, castles... hurrah

scofflaw wrote:

never look at porn again

No,they apparently don't mind that much...

Scofflaw

bluewolf wrote:

Scofflaw wrote:

never look at porn again

No,they apparently don't mind that much...

Odd - that's what it took to get me out of the second circle. I have a mild suspicion that question may score differently for men and women...

cordially,
Scofflaw

Tazzle

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Awesome. See you there Rev. Hellfire.

Galvasean

Scofflaw wrote:

Odd - that's what it took to get me out of the second circle. I have a mild suspicion that question may score differently for men and women...

cordially,
Scofflaw

If you are a woman you have original sin. Go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

Zombrex

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?

Wow, reasons for being in hell are wide and varied

Level 6 by the way

Wicknight

Wicknight wrote:

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?

Wow, reasons for being in hell are wide and varied

Someone in AH got the lowest circle for treason o.O

If you are a woman you have original sin. Go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

Except for me, I get Limbo and a castle

Zillah

bluewolf wrote:

I got Limbo, somehow

I assume you entered Buddhism as pagan beliefs, right? Thats how the Christians would see it.




I got [url="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6]Level six[/url]. I'm a heretic. But not violent. I'm quite happy with that. I think I might have been higher because of my generally nice attitude towards other human beings, but those sex questions really dragged me back down...

DerKaiser

Damnit, either Limbo or level 9 would have been better, but 6 will have to do for lil' ol' heretic me

Zillah

Zillah wrote:

I assume you entered Buddhism as pagan beliefs, right? Thats how the Christians would see it.

Yep. That's probably why I didn't get hell...

but those sex questions really dragged me back down...

Hmm... I'll try the test without pagan beliefs and see what I get
lmao. still limbo. Maybe scofflaw was right about gender variation

dan719

Level seven.:D

Red Hand

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Sounds like my bedroom.:p

The Mad Hatter

Seems all the cool people are going to Dis.

Anyone for a party?

Red Hand

City of Dis...does that have any significance in that many aethiest here diss religion?

PDN

bluewolf wrote:

Yep. That's probably why I didn't get hell...

Hmm... I'll try the test without pagan beliefs and see what I get
lmao. still limbo. Maybe scofflaw was right about gender variation

Dante's limbo was inhabited by both virtuous non-Christians and by unbaptized babies. Maybe your answers were judged to be infantile?

PDN

PDN wrote:

Dante's limbo was inhabited by both virtuous non-Christians and by unbaptized babies. Maybe your answers were judged to be infantile?

You're no fun!

Tar.Aldarion

damn you sex, straight to hell.

Asiaprod

Scofflaw wrote:

Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

Me too, Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Well, Im interested in the it molests them bit, and meeting Cleopatra sounds interesting, and Helen of Troy, sign me up. If they have beer, cold, its heaven.

Dades

Asiaprod wrote:

Well, Im interested in the it molests them bit, and meeting Cleopatra sounds interesting, and Helen of Troy, sign me up. If they have beer, cold, its heaven.

You, me, Scofflaw, Helen and Cleopatra.

I foresee difficulties.

radiospan

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Scofflaw

The Atheist wrote:

You, me, Scofflaw, Helen and Cleopatra.

I foresee difficulties.

Not the least of which is that it will be dark...still, any port in a storm, as they say.

cordially,
Scofflaw

MrB

I'm already in Hell!

But moving on to the 6th level later

mathie

Results Not Available

Purgatory for me so!

Dades

Scofflaw wrote:

Not the least of which is that it will be dark...still, any port in a storm, as they say.

:eek:

*Mental note: don't die at a toga party*

Scofflaw

The Atheist wrote:

:eek:

*Mental note: don't die at a toga party*

Good man. Otherwise we'll be down to Seven.

cordially,
Scofflaw

redfacedbear

Bound for Dis myself - see you all there!

stevejazzx

level 6

non violent heretic...
looks like you'd have to be a pretty nasty piece of work to get level 6then...considereing my own foibles...

BrianCalgary

The Mad Hatter wrote:

Seems all the cool people are going to Dis.

Anyone for a party?

I'm off to purgatory.

There won't be any guinness in Hell. Some party.:mad:

Scofflaw

BrianCalgary wrote:

I'm off to purgatory.

I'm delighted to find that our Christian posters are such exemplars.

BrianCalgary wrote:

There won't be any guinness in Hell. Some party.:mad:

Just Budweiser - and of course, no toilets, to quote Rowan Atkinson.

cordially,
Scofflaw

The Mad Hatter

Scofflaw wrote:

Just Budweiser - and of course, no toilets, to quote Rowan Atkinson.

cordially,
Scofflaw

Budweiser and no toilets? So what are you supposed to do with it then?

Dr Pepper

I couldn't fill out the form quick enough Ah well, eternal persecution dodged once again..

adam_ccfc

Level 8 for me!

Scofflaw

The Mad Hatter wrote:

Budweiser and no toilets? So what are you supposed to do with it then?

They make you drink it. What part of "punishment" are you not getting?

horrifically,
Scofflaw

The Mad Hatter

Scofflaw wrote:

They make you drink it. What part of "punishment" are you not getting?

horrifically,
Scofflaw

Yikes! I mean, burning flesh for eternity I can understand, but drinking Budweiser?!

*becomes pious*

Scofflaw

The Mad Hatter wrote:

Yikes! I mean, burning flesh for eternity I can understand, but drinking Budweiser?!

*becomes pious*

Feh. See, the Christians are just going about it the wrong way...

proselytically,
Scofflaw

Scofflaw

Hmm. Is it just me, or do others suffer these very long periods where the site is inaccessible?

irritated,
Scofflaw

Dades

Scofflaw wrote:

Hmm. Is it just me, or do others suffer these very long periods where the site is inaccessible?

I couldn't access Boards last night about 8:30pm. Seems to happen more and more these days.
Also just saw this.

Maybe that's what level 9 is like ALL THE TIME...