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Which circle of hell are you heading for ?

  • 20-08-2007 9:27pm
    #1
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    I've been dissed :(

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
    Sounds cool, I'll take that! Threesome for mise. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Shocked, i'm going tio Purgatory for a while, then to the good place.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    im doomed
    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    he wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    :eek: Glad I don't believe in hell so :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Wimps.
    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    So who's joining me in Hell?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    5th for me too. It's a lot of hard work to get into hell. What a load of silly questions I have to answer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Third Level of Hell
    in the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
    sounds nice, at least its something to look forward to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    screw you guys, I am the baddest of them all

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
    Minos wrote:
    Third Level of Hell

    In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Sharing my time with teh sexy ladies too :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    I'm a level 2

    Took it when I was younger & I got the second worst one. Seems I've cleaned up my act!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    Sounds pretty boring. Anybody wanna swap?
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Magnolia Prehistoric Squabble


    Last time I took this I got limbo

    rolling green meadows and castles and so forth
    :D

    let's take it again:

    yes.
    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
    Ha.
    I'm surprised, given the amount of "yes" answers...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Sixth level of hell here too, cos I'm a heretic apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk


    Second level for me

    Whats does it mean

    score--extreme, im only on level 2


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Seventh Level of Hell for me....

    ... maybe i shouldn't have murdered those two born-again Christians earlier today.

    Whoops, i've said too much! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    I win?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    2nd Level.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    Heaven boyos you will not be able to beat it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Level 6 - The City of Dis!
    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
    Sounds interesting..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭Tak3n


    Cant wait.

    Level 9 - Cocytus

    This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    I wonder where Hitler is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    I wonder where Hitler is?

    Just do the test. See where it puts you.

    I did it a few years back, got planted in the second level, and another time in the first. I seem to have dropped to the sixth level - the City of Dis. Lucky me.
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    haha, goodbye sweet innocence!^ :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,977 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Yup me too... At least its warm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    5th Level.

    I know bloody well i have my place reserved already and ill never get out of it!! Hehe.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Terry wrote:
    Wimps.


    I'll see you there so!!
    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Second Level of Hell


    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
    _________________________________________________

    Oh dear..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Level 9 - Cocytus


    This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.



    ****ing awesome....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Tazdedub


    Ended up in the second level of hell, was a bit disappointed in that really.

    Even though I think I am living in the 3rd level of hell at the moment. The description of the 3rd level sounds exactly like the Ireland after the summer we had.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    6th, must be all the none believing i do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Level two ! I'm only mildly damned !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Level 6, an improvement over last time which was Level 7 IIRC.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    5th and 9th, did it twice, weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 6 Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Very High

    So they're sending me to level 6, I hear its nice this time of year ^_^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    Level 6 - City of Dis for me too. See ye there someday :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Jack Vegas


    9th level boyoz!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Jack Vegas


    :confused: 9th level of hell? Am I really that bad?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    Guess i'm kinda screwed then
    This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭MrMojoRising


    Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

    i can't be that bad !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    narco wrote:
    haha, goodbye sweet innocence!^ :D

    Where're you heading for, then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Level 6. Might as well go the whole hog and see if I can get myself an audience with the big man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭pid()


    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
    Daycent. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    was a level 8 several years ago... still a level 8. G'wan consistency :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭Mrs_Doyle


    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭MrSquishSquash


    Got the Eighth as well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,160 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Fifth level. Despite doing stuff that most staunch christians would expect me to go to the absolute bottom for :D


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