IAA tshirt caption

o1s1n

Rattle your brains folks, we need a good one.

Nothing religious,overtly sexual or violent by the way. The idea is to amuse, not offend or get beat up/arrested.

N.O.I.P.

Err by a strange coincidence I happen to have a few to hand, jeez Oisin its almost like we planned this

Airsoft
-10K thata way
-it was this or a job
-Who dares wins
-now that I've got your attention...
-Bang Bang I got you
-Have you seen my squad leader?
-Wait a minute this isn't the regen point
-Joules now they're a mans best friend
-Neh Neh ya missed me
-combat ballet
-Gentlemen charge your batteries
-Because we're worth it
-I wonder is he on my team?
-At least this T-Shirt doesn't fog up
-full plastic jacket
-now available in .6mm flavour
-or reasons why i'm broke
-reuse recycle but not in your rifle
-gives you gas

RC car fanatic

no kickback

odonnell

my balls are bearing down on you.

ED E

The friendly way to shoot someone is good.

Lemming

N.O.I.P. wrote:

-At least this T-Shirt doesn't fog up
-full plastic jacket
-gives you gas

I like those three

But anyway ...

"My other gun's a mini ..."

[--SC(+)PE--]

The friendly way to shoot someone is good.

probably the best alright.

always liked "Airsoft...it sure as hell beats golf"

tonyj_mc

how about "airsoft - cause Golfers wear stupid pants" or "airsoft - our balls our tiny but we have 1000s"

EyesOnly

Airsoft - The only reason Grown men have to play with toys

Airsoft - What can i Say i Like to play with Toys

Airsoft - is that a flash bang in your pocket........

More to come

Evolute

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the BB guns.

I Got An Airsoft For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

An Airsoft in your bag is better than a cop on the phone.

Just a few i dunno if u guys will think if theyre good though

N.O.I.P.

A few more which I would like to blame entirely on Oisin

Airsoft
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- Post puberty Toy soldiers
- go splat in cadpat
- because we never grew up
- ow ow ok hit ow hit I said I'm HIT ALREADY!!!!
- caps we don't need no stinking caps
- Or the water pistol gets it
- Or not its your choice really, no pressure
- They may take their hits but they will never take our T-Shirts
- Blanket statements annoy Oisin
- just follow the guy with the red dot
- Where ricochets don't count
- need I say more
- As seen at the Galway races
- Approved by Ballistics departments everywhere

Kinda dig this one
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0.20g/328fps = Airsoft

Loobz

Chronograph says No.

Genghiz Cohen

Or,
Airsoft, we play with our Plinkers all day long.
Or,
The bag says not to put the balls in your mouth, good advice.

NakedDex

N.O.I.P. wrote:

-full plastic jacket

Had the same idea but I said "Full Teflon Jacket"


Airsofters use only the highest quality silicone lube...

Don't annoy me or I'll hit you with my balls...

Airsoft - It takes balls to do it. Lots of small white plastic ones.

Airsofters do it in camo.

Airsoft - because who else really wants ACU?

Shiva

NakedDex wrote:

Airsoft - because who else really wants ACU?

Bwahahahaha.

Bastid...I have Stella all over my keyboard now.

nonex

It's not the BB with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

Fallschirmjager

hahaha...some really excellent ones there...


one thousand bb's, one kill
hate golf, will airsoft

RC car fanatic

airSOFT...play HARD

ambro25

"Airsoft - warning, Big Boys at play"
"6mm Addict"
"Got AEG?"
"Airsoft Ireland - oppressing golf since 2007"
"Airsoft Ireland - est. 2007" [Guiness-style/colours]
"Are you OPFOR it?"

Like the "chronograph sez no", had a good chuckle at that. Pity it's possibly a bit too obscure for non-airsofters.

Maybe reuse some of the stuff there?

I quite like a combo of the three "we haven't got a chance/they haven't got a chance/they may have a chance"
or a combo of the two "I want team A to take up flanking positions while laying down covering fire for team B who will be moving up by twos to lay down a beaten zone until my signal at which point fire will converge upon the objective / wing it" (variation on words, to avoid unfair plagiarisation?)

RC car fanatic

coming from the yop add..duck,shoot,airsoft

ED E

I Got An Airsoft For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

Another very good one.

Irish Trinity

Airsoft, it costs less than women

Hivemind187

Airsoft: It counts as excercise

... that one is specifically for the "heavy infantry" types.

Boston

'Airsoft makes me hard'
'Airsoft, Its big and clever!'
'Play Airsoft, make you're momma proud'
'Airsoft, its all fun and games until someone looses an eye'.
'Airsoft, its like sex, but without the chicks'
'Airsoft, ****ing your **** up since 2007'
'Airsoft, its like sex, except no head shots'

ScumLord

He ain't heavy
He's my Dboy

So much pleasure
but where's the...
iee! there it is.

A t-shirt with a load of red dot's on it
"I suck at airsoft"

Irish Trinity

'Airsoft, its all fun and games until someone looses an eye'.

i dont think that will g odown very well

Irish Trinity

Airsoft the reason we don't have time for the kids

NakedDex

Standard operating procedure; boys with toys

I don't care how much it costs, I want it (we've all said it at some stage)

This one time, at camp Predator (a lá American Pie)

tonyj_mc

NakedDex wrote:

Standard operating procedure; boys with toys

I don't care how much it costs, I want it (we've all said it at some stage)

i like it dex, i like it a lot

Voodoomelon

Airsoft Ireland;
Because we don't drink all day...

Shiva

Voodoomelon wrote:

Airsoft Ireland;
Because we don't drink all day...

Speak for yerself, mate

ditpaintball

"Airsoft... Cause we are not worthy for Paintball"



what?.........

Hivemind187

Airsoft: Paintball Evolved

Airsoft: Fully Automatic Fanatacism

Airsoft: So Misunderstood

Airsoft: More fun than a bag of monkeys

Airsoft: Its not for girls

Boston

'Airsoft, probably the best fabric softener you can get'
'Airsoft, where war always has a happy ending.'
'Airsoft, playing dress up was never this much fun with barbies'
'Airsoft, its like you're own personal jihad. [optional alla alla ackbar]
'Airsoft, when you absolutely, positively have to shoot someone' (this may be taken from some where else, its just floating around me head)

o1s1n

ditpaintball wrote:

"Airsoft... Cause we are not worthy for Paintball"



what?.........

Monkey->Man->Paintball->airsoft

ditpaintball

"Airsoft... Cause we can't use the washing machine"


Ok, ill stop now.

Irish Trinity

lol took me minute to get that one but that was funny ^

Oberleutnant

Airsoft: Its what nerds do on weekends baby

World of Warcraft for inside
Airsoft for outside

Hivemind187

Oberleutnant wrote:

Airsoft: Its what nerds do on weekends baby

World of Warcraft for inside
Airsoft for outside

Airsoft: Not available to the Horde

nonex

I love the smell of silicone in the morning

CrazyRabbit

Airsoft: Holloween everyday.

Airsoft: When martial arts just won't do.

Airsoft: Better than sex! Well almost.

Airsoft: Bring the ex-boyfriend. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-girlfriend. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-husband. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-wife. Get revenge.

Airsoft: Ireland's #1 stress relief program.

Airsoft: Not quite golf.

Airsoft: Toy soldiers for adults.

Airsoft: Better training than the Irish Army.

Airsoft: Meet new friends. Shoot them.

Edit: copied from my other post. Oh, and I'll get permission from Paul/Tony to use to url's for thier sites. If they object, I'll destroy the t-shirt or cancel the order.
Just ordered this:

€22 total, including VAT and delivery.
http://eu.tshirtstudio.com/

Shiva/Paul....I expect a €2 euro discount the next time I buy something from you

Irish Trinity

Airsoft more addictive than pringles

CrazyRabbit

Irish Trinity wrote:

Airsoft more addictive than pringles

Funny, but you can't use a trademark name like Pringles(tm)

Hivemind187

CrazyRabbit wrote:

Funny, but you can't use a trademark name like Pringles(tm)

Or the Irish Army

CrazyRabbit

Hivemind187 wrote:

Or the Irish Army

Ah, but their proper name is The Irish Defence Forces, so no trademark breach there

o1s1n

CrazyRabbit wrote:

Airsoft: Holloween everyday.

Airsoft: When martial arts just won't do.

Airsoft: Better than sex! Well almost.

Airsoft: Bring the ex-boyfriend. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-girlfriend. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-husband. Get revenge.
Airsoft: Bring the ex-wife. Get revenge.

Airsoft: Ireland's #1 stress relief program.

Airsoft: Not quite golf.

Airsoft: Toy soldiers for adults.

Airsoft: Better training than the Irish Army.

Airsoft: Meet new friends. Shoot them.

Edit: copied from my other post. Oh, and I'll get permission from Paul/Tony to use to url's for thier sites. If they object, I'll destroy the t-shirt or cancel the order.
Just ordered this:

€22 total, including VAT and delivery.
http://eu.tshirtstudio.com/

Shiva/Paul....I expect a €2 euro discount the next time I buy something from you

Crazy, I don't want to attempt to tell you what you can and can't wear, but do you not think that it would be better to actually wait until we all decide on one? That was the purpose of this thread after all. It was to be a group decision. An IAA shirt. Not for everyone to go out and make their own.

Irish Trinity

CrazyRabbit wrote:

Funny, but you can't use a trademark name like Pringles(tm)

awwwwwww i thought that was really funny

Irish Trinity

@ O1s1n i'm pretty sure he was just showing what the site was capable of or something like that

o1s1n

What I'm going to do here is let this run until next Friday. I'll then lock the thread and compile a list of all the captions.

Then reopen the thread and people can select their five favorites.

Which ever comes out top, wins.

If theres a tie, we'll put it to a poll.

Irish Trinity

Irish Trinity wrote:

@ O1s1n i'm pretty sure he was just showing what the site was capable of or something like that

i take it back i saw the other thread

Boston

Do you want to turn this into a slogan and logo thing? I've some graphic design experience and could probably wip up a nice logo. I will say on thing, images printed onto t-shirts like the one above tend to look crap after afew washes. So anyone doing logo's would want to try and limit the number of colours used and stick to base ones.