why are blueberries blue?

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just wondering, why are they blue

Huggles

Thats the way God intended them to be

Karoma

anthocyanin

eoin5

because they are not orange

Ruu_Old

The snozberries taste like snozberries!:eek:

looksee

because if they weren't they'd be called greenberries or yellowberries or something

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eoin5 wrote:

because they are not orange

why arnt they orange? or invisible!!

Duggy747

*Groan* I thought we went through this Fwank! They're blue because you've been a naughty boy who needs to be taught a lesson.

Ask the same source who told me why my piss is black; Wikipedia

Ya ditz!!

AlmightyCushion

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

why arnt they orange?

Because oranges are orange.

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

Because oranges are orange.

your an orange

Dave!

Cos shut up, that's why

eoin5

There is a spoon, I saw it

The Bollox

because they hold their breath for protracted amounts of time

Duggy747

I'll shut you all up in the face, we're going off-topic (:rolleyes: )

Blueberries are blue cuz they like Jazz & Blues, or they're depressed, or they're dead, or they're bits of the sky, or maybe......just maybe, your an idiot!!

eoin5

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

why arnt they orange? or invisible!!

Someone already took orange, and dont be silly nothing can be invisible

Smellyirishman

Because you touch yourself.

Pherekydes

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Because oranges are orange.

And oranges are the only orange things? :rolleyes:

Why are blackberries not black?

And Gooseberries not goose?

The Bollox

eoin5 wrote:

Someone already took orange, and dont be silly nothing can be invisible

It is spelt oxygen. Get a dictionary and read the stickies.

Karoma

Duggy747 wrote:

...or maybe......just maybe, your an idiot!!

You're an idiot! That concludes today's lesson.

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eoin5 wrote:

Someone already took orange, and dont be silly nothing can be invisible

i can be invisible, i just out my hands over my eyes and im invisible. give it a try, its class

Ishmael

They're Blue cause they get bruised and beaten by all the other berries cause they taste better.

And for the Father Ted Response:

These are small, but the ones out there are Far Away!

Duggy747

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

i can be invisible, i just out my hands over my eyes and im invisible. give it a try, its class

Doesn't that make you blind instead?

Karoma wrote:

You're an idiot! That concludes today's lesson.

You're an idiot! That now concludes today's revised lesson.

I think the bigger question here is why does poo come out brown despite the fact we eat all different types of coloured food?

eoin5

Blueberries are purple

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Duggy747 wrote:

I think the bigger question here is why does poo come out brown despite the fact we eat all different types of coloured food?

at last, POO!
i dont know, Guiness makes it black, sweetcorn makes it..........full of sweetcorn. that can be your homework duggy747

AlmightyCushion

Slow coach wrote:

And oranges are the only orange things? :rolleyes:

No we there are people who are orange as well but we call them oompa loompas.

constellation

S T I G T S !

One Cold Hand

Cos if they were red or yellow or green or some other colour then the name 'blueberries' would be just the stupidest name ever!

eoin5

One Cold Hand wrote:

Cos if they were red or yellow or green or some other colour then the name 'blueberries' would be just the stupidest name ever!

No Al Beback is the stupider name

connundrum

Its cleary because YORE MA forgot to name them properly.

biko

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

just wondering, why are they blue

Because the redberries didn't ring as they promised to.

Capt'n Midnight

because they didn't get good leaving cert results

joe_chicken

Because they wanted to join The Blue Man Group, but realised they were berries, an unfortunate consequence of which makes them inanimate objects.

Nailz

You know why??? YORE MA! But thats like asking why is my cock longer then everybody elses.

Terry

Nailz wrote:

You know why??? YORE MA! But thats like asking why is my cock longer then everybody elses.

Nobody cares about that.
It's girth that counts.

/laughs at skinny man.

Lump

Ruu wrote:

The snozberries taste like snozberries!:eek:

Great Film that

Terry

Especially the bit with the chicken.

Lump

The funniest bit is the shenanigans speech

John

Orlee

eoin5 wrote:

Blueberries are purple

I concur - I didn't think there were any naturally blue coloured foods?

Orlee

Orlee wrote:

I concur - I didn't think there were any naturally blue coloured foods?

Deep-fried smurfs are blue.

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Myth wrote:

Deep-fried smurfs are blue.

shut the smurf up

Steve_o

Why is Blue Cheese called blue when it clearly isn't blue.....or is it??

Terry

Red cheddar is orange.
White cheddar is yellow.

Plug

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

just wondering, why are they blue

Because Maddie McCann said so!

Orlee

Myth wrote:

Deep-fried smurfs are blue.

Good point!

I used to get big jelly Smurf sweets when I was smaller and eat their heads

smurftastic!!!!!!!!!

Orlee

Steve_o wrote:

Why is Blue Cheese called blue when it clearly isn't blue.....or is it??

It's cause it's got blue mould in it ....... eugh

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Plug wrote:

Because Maddie McCann said so!

so the people who tuck her must not like blueberries being called blueberies!!!

Spyral

they are blue as they reflect that wavelength of the electromagnetic spectrum which we can see and tend to call blue (or purple)

Duggy747

They're blue cuz the lot of ye sick wierdos like to pull furiously on yer willys at night which make baby Jesus cry which in turn pisses Joseph off cuz his crack ho' of a girlfriend, Mary, is too busy getting drunk off the liquor and pawning off Jesus's gifts the wisemen brought him on the day of his birth. She gets drunk cuz Joseph, her no-good rogue boyfriend can't get a job in Bethleham so he wastes all the child benefit funds down at the local tracks. He's also keeping a low-key since there's a warrant out for his arrest after he assaulted someone in a chipper on a Saturday night with a glass bottle as well as assaulting a Roman Gardá.

Ye ignorant fúckers!

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Duggy747 wrote:

They're blue cuz the lot of ye sick wierdos like to pull furiously on yer willys at night which make baby Jesus cry which in turn pisses Joseph off cuz his crack ho' of a girlfriend, Mary, is too busy getting drunk off the liquor and pawning off Jesus's gifts the wisemen brought him on the day of his birth. She gets drunk cuz Joseph, her no-good rogue boyfriend can't get a job in Bethleham so he wastes all the child benefit funds down at the local tracks. He's also keeping a low-key since there's a warrant out for his arrest after he assaulted someone in a chipper on a Saturday night with a glass bottle as well assualting a Roman Gardá.

Ye ignorant fúckers!

its a wonder he didnt come to ireland for work then, like the polish!!! wonder would they be deported? well the Roman Gardá was asking for it, wearing his turban and living on the M50!



*waits to for somebody to take the bait*

Duggy747

Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:

its a wonder he didnt come to ireland for work then, live the polish!!! wonder would they be deported? well the Roman Gardá was asking for it, wearing his turban and living on the M50!

Actually, scrap that about Jesus's tears. They're blue because of your exceedingly bad grammer. What does live the polish mean, some sort of slang to be built like a mega fúckton house?

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Duggy747 wrote:

Actually, scrap that about Jesus's tears. They're blue because of your exceedingly bad grammer. What does live the polish mean, some sort of slang to be built like a mega fúckton house?

it was ment to be like the polish. oh, duggy you are the living end. zap zap!!