Is she dead? (Not for the easily offended)

Oriel

No names. Not distasteful. Simple really.
I know what I think. So does everybody else.

tuxy

Tina Turner is still very much alive!

Conor108

Well anyone who watches or listens to the news will know its not Tina Turner

tuxy

Conor108 wrote:

Well anyone who watches or listens to the news will know its not Tina Turner

How dare you question me. :mad:

Crucifix

I voted yes, because I have no idea who you are talking about, but there's more dead chicks than living chicks, so a random choice is more likely to be dead.

tuxy

Crucifix wrote:

I voted yes, because I have no idea who you are talking about, but there's more dead chicks than living chicks, so a random choice is more likely to be dead.

It's about Tina Turner I'm sure of it.

Rhyme

Neither, undead.

monkeyfudge

Poor little Shania Twain....

Conor108

tuxy wrote:

How dare you question me. :mad:

hmm since this is the internet I can't tell if your actually being serious now.....blast

tuxy

monkeyfudge wrote:

Poor little Shania Twain....

This post does not impress me....... much.

Terry

Conor108 wrote:

hmm since this is the internet I can't tell if your actually being serious now.....blast

Indeed.
Sarcasm doesn't translate well in text.

I'm 50/50 on this one.
/Edits poll.

The Bollox

tuxy wrote:

This post does not impress me....... much.

lol

[edit] where's the 'who the **** are you talking about' option

scitpo

The last book was published 3 weeks back so you should know by now.

Oriel

Lol, who changed the poll?

/edit - Oi! Terry.

Ghost Train

are we talking the 13th letter in the alphabet

Alanthroneus

maybe she is in the Tv like in poltergeist...... didnt think of that did ya??


Mystery solved

" and thats the end of that chapter"

biko

Sophia McLaren can never die.

Smellyirishman

Yore Ma?

Felt fine last night, although I am partial to a bit of necrophilia.


Thankfully I've missed out on the majority of this story, I'm gonna go with yes, but who knows, stranger things have happened.

Jesus Wept

worst poll ever.

A Dub in Glasgo

Is she dead?

Margaret Thatcher? If only.....

TwoShedsJackson

Must be one of the 18 kids who went missing in Britain today that this person is speaking of.

Kinetic^

I wish Jade Goody was dead!!!! :mad:

Rb

Lol @ the try too hard comedians in this thread (as usual)

I'd say it's like 99% chance she's dead, 1% chance she's still alive.

Kinetic^

She's about as alive as the skin on Michael jackson's face!!!!!

Pherekydes

rb_ie wrote:

Lol @ the try too hard comedians in this thread (as usual)

I'd say it's like 99% chance she's dead, 1% chance she's still alive.

And the other 10%?

The probabilities have to add up to 110%. Ask any soccer manager.

BrandonBlock

Who gives a ****?

Mossy Monk

Dead.

Zebra3

Defo browned.

Plug

Yes she is dead!


She was abducted by aliens were they are getting DNA clones to make stupid parents and laugh at them for there own entertainment. i better shut up now:(

Orange69

Plug wrote:

Yes she is dead!


She was abducted by aliens were they are getting DNA clones to make stupid parents and laugh at them for there own entertainment. i better shut up now:(

put down the joint and back away from the computer

TwentyOneEleven

Yeah she's dead. And good riddens, she had inevitable slut written all over her.

Ti

TwentyOneEleven wrote:

Yeah she's dead. And good riddens, she had inevitable slut written all over her.

Very mature

Chucky the tree

TwentyOneEleven wrote:

Yeah she's dead. And good riddens, she had inevitable slut written all over her.

Very true.



She problay even put out before she died.

Kinetic^

Death by lethal injection!!!!

tuxy

TwentyOneEleven wrote:

Yeah she's dead. And good riddens, she had inevitable slut written all over her.

Post reported. I know she had her drug problems.

But I will not have such things said about Tina Turner.

Jesus Wept

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

Honestly, I want one good reason why anyone that doesn't know her should waste one more second thinking about her.

What about little johnny smithy who went missing on christmas eve when he was going out to the garden to catch a glimpse of santa flying his sleigh across the starry sky? Where are the johnny smithy t-shirts?

Did this happen, or is it one of those metaphor yokes?

Call Me Jimmy

The-Rigger wrote:

Did this happen, or is it one of those metaphor yokes?

Holy ****.

Jesus Wept

Still no idea.

If it is a methaphor yoke, that would explain the lack of tshirts.

Is Santa a suspect?

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

As a father of two kids this thread is fcking disgraceul and in bad taste and if i have the pleasure of meeting TwentyOneEleven and Chucky the Tree i will make sure i will kick the fck out of both of you.
furious:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

the_syco

Her record sales were dropping, so it was faked. She needs a bit of cash, it seems...

Kinetic^

This is the interweb, one might portray themselves in different manner then they would in RL......although I'm pretty sure Pighead refers to himself in the 3rd person in RL!!!

Irish Wolf

Chaya Puny Sword wrote:

As a father of two kids this thread is fcking disgraceul and in bad taste and if i have the pleasure of meeting TwentyOneEleven and Chucky the Tree i will make sure i will kick the fck out of both of you.

Probably best to report the posts if you found them offensive.. but I still can't figure out who/what/where/when/how this may be about..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i flicked through this thread a couple of times and couldn't find a post by chucky the tree anywhere...

on topic, has anyone thought to look in neverland?

tuxy

Mordeth wrote:

i flicked through this thread a couple of times and couldn't find a post by chucky the tree anywhere...

how about http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=53744524&postcount=36

Chucky the tree

Mordeth wrote:

i flicked through this thread a couple of times and couldn't find a post by chucky the tree anywhere...

Is this a subtle joke i am not understanding?



Too all the moaners:
I find it a bit disturbing how as soon as you see a thread with the word "she" in it you suddenly think of small children.


Kiddy fiddlers.

Karl Hungus

Chaya Puny Sword wrote:

if i have the pleasure of meeting TwentyOneEleven and Chucky the Tree i will make sure i will kick the fck out of both of you.

Hahahahaha!

*Breathe*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You couldn't kick your way out of a wet paper bag, I'm sure. :rolleyes:

DAEDULUS

this is pretty disgusting....

uglyjohn

to be honest, although it is **** that she got kidnapped, (really ****) i hope it has raised awareness and made it harder for sick ****s to do that sort of thing in the future.
i hope the publicity this case has gotten will go someway towards helping all the countless cases we don't hear about.

but for the record......i think she is dead ...it ****ing sucks but i reckon with all the publicity they probably figured it would be better to kill her than get caught.


i dont see why one case should get so much attention while there are THOUSANDS of children starving or dying from very curable diseases but anything that raises public awareness can only be good.

Jesus Wept

indough wrote:

Interesting, they say that internet forums are full of wasters and weirdos, I think we need look no further than this thread to see the proof really.

Who's they? 'They' seem to say a lot don't they? I bet they are a bunch of ****, and I bet your one of they.


You are in the wrong thread.

Chucky the tree

Who really cares? It's not like it affects anyone posting here.

Chucky the tree wrote:

She problay even put out before she died.

She still might be. If I've learnt anything from South Park it's that dead bodies have more uses than live ones.

tuxy

Everyone in this thread should be banned from after hours. (including me)