Why are there no wimmin here

MooseJam

Yea there's one or two but thats the exception to the rule, just look at the fart poll 10-1 majority of blokes, it's a monster sausage fest, what is the reason for this, have the fairer sex not discovered the internet yet or is it the case that this place is just not interesting for the wimmin

Silverfish

ZERE ARE NO WIMMIN ON BOARDS.IE






*ten points to anyone who gets the reference, and another ten to anyone who remembers the photoshop, and an actual pint to the person who can post the photoshop.

rubadub

For the same reasons there are unequal amount of men/women in beauty salons, yoga classes, oil rigs, nursing.

Any member claiming to be a young girl has a member...

biko

Boards census
Maybe the wimmins don't enjoy the fart thread, or even AH in general?

red_ice

chances are because you all use the word "wimmin", which sounds fking retarded and is very VERY high up on the nerd scale of things..

No offence ofc!!

atari jaguar?

connundrum

YORE MA was here last night

Nevyn

Silverfish wrote:

ZERE ARE NO WIMMIN ON BOARDS.IE

PLEAZE ZERE ARE NO WIMMIN ON TEH INTERNETS...

Silverfish wrote:

*ten points to anyone who gets the reference, and another ten to anyone who remembers the photoshop, and an actual pint to the person who can post the photoshop.

Gaaaah where was that img hosted.

Shanda

there's alot of us in personal issues. its like the agony aunt pages.

Jesus Wept

Shanda wrote:

there's alot of us in personal issues. its like the agony aunt pages.

It's like the 'listen to how sh!te everyone elses problems are so you feel better about yourself' pages for ye wimmins.

Kinetic^

MooseJam wrote:

Yea there's one or two but thats the exception to the rule, just look at the fart poll 10-1 majority of blokes, it's a monster sausage fest, what is the reason for this, have the fairer sex not discovered the internet yet or is it the case that this place is just not interesting for the wimmin

There is no wimmin here because of your face!!!

Hobbes

biko wrote:

Boards census
Maybe the wimmins don't enjoy the fart thread, or even AH in general?

All that means is 349 wimmin know how to click a button.

Sparky

The only women (that I have seen anyway) on the internet are only in photos and vids.

Peared

I is a wimmin and I like it here in AH cos I think that the mens is usually funnier than the wimmins *runs and hides from the other wimmins*

princess-lala

im a woman!!! ds that help??????:D

Terry

Everyone on the internet is male until they prove otherwise.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

Nevyn

/me watches the noobs with boobs parade.

Peared

Nice try boyos. Peared aint got nothin to prove. Don't like that thread anyhoo, sometimes its better to imagine than be faced with the ugly truth.

Imagined face of some posters u like reading=sexy/dangerous

Real face of some posters u like reading=eek/geek

Nala

I'm a woman!!!!!

cooperguy

Do you not understand how the internet works? Woman dont come here

Gauge

There's plenty of women here. People just assume they're male until proven otherwise!

Sparky

I'm a woman

/me gets dressed up

Piste

Oh there are a good few of us


But for a sensible answer: If you look at the boards census, the majority of Boardsies work in IT, which tends to be male dominated so that would explain why the majority of Boardsies are men.

Anto McC

It's probably all the fart and sh*te threads thats driving them away.

LivingDeadGirl

Another wimmins here!

Twinkers

And another one here!

MooseJam

Kenny 5 wrote:

There is no wimmin here because of your face!!!

yeah an awful lot of them like to sit on it

UnReg123

Peared wrote:

I is a wimmin and I like it here in AH cos I think that the mens is usually funnier than the wimmins *runs and hides from the other wimmins*

I agree, also a wimmin!!:D

foxy06

AH is a scary place for ze wimmen....me included.
Have a read but don't dare post...........until now!

Sparky

Takes note of nicks for later.


/cue evil laugh

mahwahahahehehehe

admiralofthefleet

they are all off making me an omlette

Sangre

i have juicy beef curtains too.

admiralofthefleet

Sangre wrote:

i have juicy beef curtains too.

nice.. have you got extra taco on the hippo's wings

foxy06

see now how can any normal person ie:WOMAN have a clue what the hell you lot are on about? MEN:rolleyes: !!

Firetrap

I'm a wimmin....I just don't likes fart jokes but tells lots of sheep ones.

Link to a classic Harry Enfield Wimmin sketch

Ghost Train

I think it the name of the site probably doesn't appeal to the majority of women. Its a bit too logical

Plus the way the site looks, its functional, but not very pretty, plus there aren't enough smilies

Terry

A picture paints a thousand words.
Smilies are just for people too lazy to type.

randylonghorn

Spankeh wrote:

I'm a woman

/me gets dressed up

Pffft!

Get 'em off, get 'em off, get 'em off ...!

.... enough said

Black Swan

Too many lads on boards? Hey, I'm not complaining! Looks like a target rich environment! Ha!

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote:

Pffft!

Get 'em off, get 'em off, get 'em off ...!

if you're getting off at thoughts of spankeh dressed as a female... *shudder*

Sarky

foxy06 wrote:

see now how can any normal person ie:WOMAN have a clue what the hell you lot are on about? MEN:rolleyes: !!

A cunning system of communication based around specific sounds being chained together. It's called language. I hear they're working on a Language 1.5, where the internet's full range of emoticons will get its very own set of sounds, so people can use them in everyday speech without having to show pictures. Soon instead of a crude "MEN :rolleyes: !!" you'll be proudly saying "MEN GRAAAAAKAAAAKAAAKAKAKAAAAKAK!!" The future is HERE!

nesf

Sarky wrote:

A cunning system of communication based around specific sounds being chained together. It's called language. I hear they're working on a Language 1.5, where the internet's full range of emoticons will get its very own set of sounds, so people can use them in everyday speech without having to show pictures. Soon instead of a crude "MEN :rolleyes: !!" you'll be proudly saying "MEN GRAAAAAKAAAAKAAAKAKAKAAAAKAK!!" The future is HERE!

Heh.

Reku

There are only 3 types of people on the internet:
1. Men
2. Men pretending to be women, trying to score a cyber with other men.
3. Women*













*(who were born men mind you, great what surgery and hormones can do these days ain't it lads/"ladies"):D

xzanti

I too am a wimmin...

connundrum

I doon't believe it!

ShowUsYourXbox

Female myself alright, last time i checked *LoL*

xx

Sparky

showusyourbox











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Dreamer 7

I love AH and am always in her and contrary to popular beliefs i am a woman I do use PI but it gets a bit depressing after a while.
If I was to list my favs they would be
1. AH
2. Humour
3. Lolocaust
4. Beer guts ( jeese u guys make me laugh!)
5. PI

missmatty

Dreamer 7 wrote:

and am always in her

Hur hur

I'ze a wimmin too but not gonna prove it neither!

bronte

I are also wimmen

Kinetic^

All those who claim to be wimmins must post nekkid pics to prove that you have the correct equipment for reception of teh weiner.

Original birth cert will also be needed to make sure you're formally not known as Bob.