Coolest ways to die

fakearms123

I had this discussion on a very drunken night out in limerick during UL rag week with a complete stranger who's first words to me after indicating that a hot girl just walked past was and i quote, "do you want to go halves on a rape charge?!", so as you can tell we got of to a shaky start. Thankfully our conversation steered away from rape and we were soon onto the topic of coolest ways to die, i know this doesn't sound like an enlightening subject but i mean when its your time to go, you want to go out with a bang, right!?
This conversation was soon overheard by two friends who also contributed to the cool ways to die, some of these contributions were good but not great such as being impaled by the horns of a bull during the Pamplona festival. But we settled with five great ways to die, give your opinion on them and if you have cooler ways then post them up.
Thanks

1. Of wounds sustained in a triumphant battle with a dragon.
2. Catching a lightening bolt in your hands to save a baby.
3. Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a bomber jet over Denmark with a cowboy hat.
4. Strangled by Daniel O'Donnell right after beating him in a karaoke competition in front of his ma.
5. Diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib.

BlueSpud

Being beaten to death for posting stupid stuff on Boards.

darkskol

BlueSpud wrote:

Being beaten to death for posting stupid stuff on Boards.

Hagar

Not really Humour material, more suited to AH.

Moved to After Hours.

Nailz

The way Leon died in the film Leon. This fella' standing over ya with a gun pointed at ya thinking your fcuked, until you open up your coat to see you pulling the cord on the suicide bomb on your jacket! In other words, "If I'm going down, your going down with me!".

Rovi

In bed at the age of 110, shot to death by a jealous husband.
(as robbed from Thurgood Marshall)

Terry

Sitting on the toilet while eating a cheeseburger.

Basq

Sitting on a cheeseburger while eating the toilet.

Degsy

With some exceptionally gorgeous girl sitting on my face and an equally gorgeous one sitting on my knob!

The Bollox

drowned... in a toilet BY a cheeseburger!

admiralofthefleet

getting hit by a bus while sniffling a ladies bicycle seat

Peyton Manning

Blowjob'd to death

Also Starring LeVar Burton

fakearms123 wrote:

2. Catching a lightening bolt in your hands to save a baby.

That's pretty God damn cool. :cool:

fakearms123 wrote:

4. Right after having sex with Scarlett Johansson.

Yes Please.

fakearms123 wrote:

5. Diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling barbaque rib.

This was the best you could come up with for number 5?

How about winning a light sabre duel with your arch nemisis, only to slip on a banana skin onto a wire triggering a blowtorch, which then melts your face before causing your brain to explode? That'd be pretty damn poetic.

Dampsquid

Degsy wrote:

With some exceptionally gorgeous girl sitting on my face and an equally gorgeous one sitting on my knob!

Sure you wouldn't be able to see yer one on your knob

Red Hand

Being hit by a meteorite while UFO watching.

CantGetNoSleep

i've always wanted to be assasinated, because the fact that i was assasinated and not just plain murdered must mean i've had a successful life

on that note who decides if someone is assasinated and not murdered? are there any criteria one must fulfil?

Terry

You are assasinated by an assasin and murdered by a murderer.

mike65

Clearly the coolest way to go is Yeee harrrrrrrrrrrr!

and you take everyone else with you!

Mike.

Mr. CooL ICE

After putting on a robe and wizard hat and running out onto the M50 screaming at Barbara Streisand's tour bus going at 120kmh...

"THOU SHALT NOT PASSSSS!!!" *splat*

Terry

mike65 wrote:

Clearly the coolest way to go is Yeee harrrrrrrrrrrr!

and you take everyone else with you!

Mike.

I didn't even have to look at that to know what it was.
What a classic.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

LordChessington wrote:

After putting on a robe and wizard hat and running out onto the M50 screaming at Barbara Streisand's tour bus going at 120kmh...

"THOU SHALT NOT PASSSSS!!!" *splat*

In what way is that cool?

How about a poll to go with this thread? Which would include the 5 options suggested by the OP and a 6th option for other.

Peyton Manning

[controversial post] Muslim Forum folk say suicide bomber is pretty cool (and glorious) [/controversial post]

Unpossible

smothered in a cheeseburger by a toilet




or
balls deep in YORE MA

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Archimedes wrote:

[controversial post] Muslim Forum folk say suicide bomber is pretty cool (and glorious) [/controversial post]

Oh that was low, Archimedes. First with the "cool" ringtones and now this?

Peyton Manning

Ive made my choice captain. Let it be.

Here's the ultimate way to go.

Piste

Peacefully, in my sleep.

Piste

Piste wrote:

Peacefully, in my sleep.

But not while driving the car...

johnny_ultimate

Suffocating after getting stuck in an endless scat, alá Scatman John (RIP).

J.S. Pill

Sodomised to death with a broken broom handle by inmates in a Turkish prison.

No wait.....

Capt'n Midnight

proving that re-incarnation works

thefinalstage

Bannging my own head into the ground at full speed.

fakearms123

LordChessington wrote:

After putting on a robe and wizard hat and running out onto the M50 screaming at Barbara Streisand's tour bus going at 120kmh...

"THOU SHALT NOT PASSSSS!!!" *splat*

thats funny stuff!

Beelzebub

Frozen to death, rather obviously...

Beelzebub

"3. Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a bomber fighting jet over Denmark."

A physical impossibliity my friend, 2 different types of plane 1=Bomber 2= Jet Fighter.

But I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that it would indeed be a bomber though I am unclear as to why you'd want to be nuking Denmark?

fakearms123

in a Mad Max style Thunderdome duel against Patrick Swayze, both you and him are kitted out in leather assless chaps and gimp masks, your weapon of choice is prune juice, after a long violent but sensual bear hug, Swayze removes your legs with a baby carrot, you manage to trap his manhood in a sandwich toaster, he comes back and smothers you to death with a blueberry muffin but with your iminent death seconds away you gain comfort in knowing you met Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing

Hagar

Beelzebub wrote:

"I am unclear as to why you'd want to be nuking Denmark?

The best target in the world... probably.

Nailz

Your enemy was after stabing you, left in a pool of blood not yet dead but on the verge with the knife left lying beside you on the ground and the arsehole that stabbed ya slowly walking away with an era of villian-ess coolness about it... until you see the revenge point... you pick up the knife and with your final lunge of life you through the knife through his temple while shouting "YIPPY-KIYAH-MOTHER-FCUKER!" (Sorry, had to be done) And then he drops to his nees, and goes down completly... so you can die with a smile on your face.

Photi

Being eaten by a shark or a polar bear or a koala or something. Food chain ftw.

Nailz

No-no-no, wait-wait-wait. Got a better one...this (I know, I'm a prik).

Inspecting the undercariage of high speed trains at Monasterevin station.

sd123

cant believe nobody mentioned drinking urself to death......:rolleyes:

imagine not having to worry bout where ur gonna wake up or whos gonna laugh at u for sleeping with some minger. and best of all not having to worry bout a hangover.....

Kinetic^

withs yoru mas setottinh opn my face!!!!!!!

remus808

Crushed to death while wrestling Optimus Prime.

SimpleSam06

Beelzebub wrote:

A physical impossibliity my friend, 2 different types of plane 1=Bomber 2= Jet Fighter.

Fighter-bomber.

/notfunny

ekevosu

On the metro paper - a 77 year old multi millionaire pensioner has promised his 27 year old fiancee 25 million euro of his fortune if he dies during sex....his seven children will inherit the other 25 million of his fortune.

Beelzebub

SimpleSam06 wrote:

Fighter-bomber.

/notfunny

I stand corrected! There are such things as fighter bombers.

Pointing me to a link to a plane that doesn't yet exist and may never do so however is
/Funny

But let me help http://www.gamewinners.com/DOSWIN/blfighterbomber.htm

Joking aside, here's the real deal:
http://www.debka.com/headline.php?hid=4449




I still maintain that it would take an actual bomber to be suitable for your plan for self destruction as a current jet fighter-bomber wouldn't be capable of delivering a bomb of the magnatude/design/type you suggest with you astride it in the bomb bay.
Most of the fighter-bombers of today carry their payloads beneath the wings and sometimes beneath the fuselage as well.
The bomb bays on those that do have them I believe would be so small as to preclude the inclusion of a human being.

fakearms123

to be honest your reading into the sentence too much and avoiding the coolness of it, i will change it to simply bomber because your going to be straddling a huge nuke and a jet fighter gives off the impression that your on a tiny missile taking out a building, but what you want to be doing is nuking it with a cowboy hat! Why Denmark?? ... why not!

Fratton Fred

After destroying the Alien mother ship and thereby saving the world, your plane is so badly damaged you have to eject, but the plane will crash into a school full of kids, so you stay in the cockpit (why is it called a cock pit?) and steer it away from the school and crash into the head office of Eircom instead.

Kali

Standing under a spaceshuttle launch would be pretty cool

"Hey whos that?"
*boooom*
"Whos who?"

Duggy747

First, I'd get off my tits on tabs and coke. Go for a parachute jump but don't pull the cord. The best buzz you'll ever have!

That or die suicide bombing Paris Hilton, I'd be seen as a God!

Anyways, this thread has been done before. Hell, even I started it.