[Eve] 500 kills \o/

Renesco

I wanted my 500'th kill with my stabber fleet issue, not only did i get it, but it was this, some nubben in an archon

i would like to thank jesus, and god, and bismarck who loaned me the isk back in the day to buy my fleet issue stabber, and i want to thank my fans, especially the moderators and admins of these forums, who cant get enough of me apparently.

500 more kills soon™

edit: to clarify, this is 500 kills with the swat, not in total, total is closer to 560 : >

Canis Lupus

Ahem.... Well it wasn't really your kill now was it being part of a blob.

Solo pvp ftw imo.

kyp_durron

Canis Lupus wrote:

Ahem.... Well it wasn't really your kill now was it being part of a blob.

Solo pvp ftw imo.

Lol pwnd

Maddzy

Canis Lupus wrote:

Ahem.... Well it wasn't really your kill now was it being part of a blob.

Solo pvp ftw imo.

You call 4 BS, 1 Eos, a cruiser and a recon killing a CARRIER a BLOB? Are you insane?

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

You call 4 BS, 1 Eos, a cruiser and a recon killing a CARRIER a BLOB? Are you insane?

Well as he mentioned in a earlier thread he finds soloing a Caracel in his Rook far more exhilarating.

Look everyone knows we are talentless blobbers anyway, why try and hide it. Gawd we suck.

Maddzy

Plus we attacked two carriers and a cyclone. The other carrier just ran away the pussy.

kyp_durron

It's also a well known fact that when a GBC gang encounter a hostile gang. One of them tells the others to log off so he can solo the hostile gang by himself to make things fair. The GBC guys always wins, and thats cause he has E honour!

Maddzy

kyp_durron wrote:

It's also a well known fact that when a GBC gang encounter a hostile gang. One of them tells the others to log off so he can solo the hostile gang by himself to make things fair. The GBC guys always wins, and thats cause he has E honour!

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG THE INTERNET DRAMA THREAD IS THAT WAY ->>

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG THE INTERNET DRAMA THREAD IS THAT WAY ->>

Awww but I'm bored of that thread now

Maddzy

Actually no I won't hijack Gneezie's 500 kills thread with Rick Ashley :P

Glippo

kyp_durron wrote:

It's also a well known fact that when a GBC gang encounter a hostile gang. One of them tells the others to log off so he can solo the hostile gang by himself to make things fair. The GBC guys always wins, and thats cause he has E honour!

Darc, i u

Edit: i just looked at the mail, Tbh killing a carrier with a LAR 2 fitted, dosent really count as a kill

kyp_durron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0

Awww I just found this Hitler Rick Roll :mad:

Maddzy

Halt!!!!

kyp_durron

Hammerziet!

Maddzy

Glippo wrote:

Darc, i u

Edit: i just looked at the mail, Tbh killing a carrier with a LAR 2 fitted, dosent really count as a kill

He had TWO LAR IIs so he obviously knew what he was doing.

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

He had TWO LAR IIs so he obviously knew what he was doing.

Yeah obviously!

Maddzy

Killing such noobs in carriers is not just a kill and epic luls but it is a lesson to the carrier pilot, his corp and the entire Eve Community.

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

Killing such noobs in carriers is not just a kill and epic luls but it is a lesson to the carrier pilot, his corp and the entire Eve Community.

You know I couldn't agree more Maddzy and I'm glad you mentioned the entire Eve community cause ultimately these are the people we as a corp care about, and we want to give a little something back. I think this is the best way we can do that.

Glippo

Yes the Eve Community, cause thats whats really important

Maddzy

kyp_durron wrote:

You know I couldn't agree more Maddzy and I'm glad you mentioned the entire Eve community cause ultimately these are the people we as a corp care about, and we want to give a little something back. I think this is the best way we can do that.

Yes and if it wasn't for great pilots like our Overlord Shadoo Eve would probably fall apart under a swarm of noobs in capital ships just bumping into each other and causing general havoc.

People generally have strong views about Eve Noobs. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how Eve Noobs don't want to acknowledge that their lamentations, when taken as a whole, are directionless. In fact, Eve Noobs would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because they don't use words for communication or for exchanging information. They uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Ask Eve Noobs about any of their acolytes who twist my words six ways for Sunday, and the vindictive bloodsucker will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that I should note that I frequently talk about how I wouldn't waste my time trying to indicate in a rough and approximate way the two nit-picky tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern Jacobinism if the Eve Noobs's demands weren't parroted by so many callow dissemblers. I would drop the subject, except that its trucklers don't represent an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people. They're just flat atrabilious. Eve Noobs accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is they who are filled with hate. And they accuse me of being bigoted, while its assertions show nothing but bigotry. Why do Eve Noobs make those sorts of accusations, then? I apologize if this disappoints you but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that the Eve Noobs's tactics are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us sooner or later.

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

Yes and if it wasn't for great pilots like our Overlord Shadoo Eve would probably fall apart under a swarm of noobs in capital ships just bumping into each other and causing general havoc.

People generally have strong views about Eve Noobs. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how Eve Noobs don't want to acknowledge that their lamentations, when taken as a whole, are directionless. In fact, Eve Noobs would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because they don't use words for communication or for exchanging information. They uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Ask Eve Noobs about any of their acolytes who twist my words six ways for Sunday, and the vindictive bloodsucker will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that I should note that I frequently talk about how I wouldn't waste my time trying to indicate in a rough and approximate way the two nit-picky tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern Jacobinism if the Eve Noobs's demands weren't parroted by so many callow dissemblers. I would drop the subject, except that its trucklers don't represent an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people. They're just flat atrabilious. Eve Noobs accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is they who are filled with hate. And they accuse me of being bigoted, while its assertions show nothing but bigotry. Why do Eve Noobs make those sorts of accusations, then? I apologize if this disappoints you but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that the Eve Noobs's tactics are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us sooner or later.

You know this raises all sorts of questions, all of which I would like to hear R0ots answers too. But I can only agree that soon we all as a community have to deal with these issues, futhermore...

BrokenArrows

Paragraphs people

kyp_durron

BrokenArrows wrote:

Paragraphs people

no u

Renesco

Canis Lupus wrote:

Ahem.... Well it wasn't really your kill now was it being part of a blob.

Solo pvp ftw imo.

I do apologise for blobbing, we are talentless at the end of the day, we move from region to region only to get owned by the local residents in caracals, so we blob up to try and make up for our crappy pvp abilities, however i would ask you to do me a favour..............

Name of Character: Jadiin
Race: Caldari
Corporation: Mindstar Brigade
Alliance: UCC or United Confederation of Corporations I think.

oh master of pvp from UCC, oh most well known of pvp'ers from oh most well known of pvp corps, do tell me, will you tutor me on the fine arts of pvp? will you show me how to fight without the blob?


i'm crying out for tutalage here, from you, oh most masterfull expert in all the history of eve online

Renesco

kyp_durron wrote:

It's also a well known fact that when a GBC gang encounter a hostile gang. One of them tells the others to log off so he can solo the hostile gang by himself to make things fair. The GBC guys always wins, and thats cause he has E honour!

qft ask glippo, since he joined bob he has like 300 kills against those damn gewns and only 2 losses but those losses were only coz of lag and gewns metagaming and dishounoured 1 on 1 and stuff

Glippo

Gneez, i see ur are well skilled in the art of goon smack

kyp_durron

Guys guys

http://losercomplex.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/allison_20stokes_small.jpg

Irish BOB luver

padding urself on the back is bad hmmkay renesco, if that would have been a bob carrier u would have ben wtf bbqd. And i dunno who kyp is but his post are ****.

Renesco

Irish BOB luver wrote:

padding urself on the back is bad hmmkay renesco, if that would have been a bob carrier u would have ben wtf bbqd. And i dunno who kyp is but his post are ****.

http://ft.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/fa/fa369316f94c9ed668d7906a272fd5264093b266.jpg#via=salr

Irish BOB luver

yes yes quite amusing, posting pics and forum whoring must be where your skills are at i guess cause it aint pvp. seriousley stop sucking then come back here and post something thats worth it.

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/04_Unexplained/04_Unexplained_Pics/040818.hairy.man.jpg

kyp_durron

Irish BOB luver wrote:

padding urself on the back is bad hmmkay renesco, if that would have been a bob carrier u would have ben wtf bbqd. And i dunno who kyp is but his post are ****.

I'm the biggest ****poster on every forum I frequent.

Renesco

much like your posting

http://www.wordsoup.com/blog/kid-middle-finger.jpg

Irish BOB luver

kyp_durron wrote:

I'm the biggest ****poster on every forum I frequent.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/verismo/crying_child.jpg

kyp_durron

Irish BOB luver wrote:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/verismo/crying_child.jpg

Whateva

http://www.kitarin.com/ssi/aam.jpg

mamolian

Irish BOB luver wrote:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/verismo/crying_child.jpg

Whos this dickhead? GTFO tbh.

GJ on the kill Gneez.. PL offers the community a valuable service, by pruning the noob trees.

Large armor rep II's hilarious tbh. So did you guys scan his ship or what?? Did you know you were going up against an untanked carrier?

kyp_durron

mamolian wrote:

Whos this dickhead? GTFO tbh.

GJ on the kill Gneez.. PL offers the community a valuable service, by pruning the noob trees.

Large armor rep II's hilarious tbh. So did you guys scan his ship or what?? Did you know you were going up against an untanked carrier?

Even though I wasnt there at the time ( I know they didnt scan it, we have being hunting cap ships in the area for a while but most of the time they undocked and agressed, our bumper pilots were afk or busy with RL.

Seems like the lads found they selfs a juicy n00b without me, typical

Yeah who is that IrishBOBluver? seems like a even bigger idiot then me.

Renesco

No it wasnt scanned, we roam in low sec usually looking for a fight and more and more people undock carriers on us, this kill in particular, i was roaming around devoid low sec in fleet stabber (solo) and started acting cockey on grid with the station so they undocked a archon, chimera, raven navy issue, cyclone and hawk to 'show me the tyme'

unfortunately they couldnt catch me, and i was able to get the two carriers aggressed and kept them entertained for about half an hour while the rest of the swat got their fingers out of their arses and formed up, Shadoo came in first and started scuffling with the carriers in his hyperion, and after they aggro'd again on shadoo and smartbombed my drones it was time for a bump, so i lined up a bump spot for our nanophoon, which came got two successfull bumps on the archon.

in the middle of this the chimera docked, undocked and instawarped to a safe spot, we didnt have probers in our gang at the time unfortunately or we would have had 2 carrier kills.

it was only after we looked at the mail and then looked at the age of the archon pilot we were like 'wtf n00b'

turns out it was his first pvp fight ever, its a sad day when people's first look at pvp is when they are in a *probably* ebayed carrier

Maddzy

I think its hilerious how much him and his mate smack talked you and acted like cocky ****s. As soon as we caught his archon he shut up quick probably screaming on TS or corp chat. His mate legged it. As the archon entered structure he wanted to suddenly be our best friend ¬.¬

We not only thought him a lesson for being a noob but also for being an arsehole when he thought he was the sh.it in his carrier.

Renesco

Renesco wrote:

I wanted my 500'th kill with my stabber fleet issue, not only did i get it, but it was this, some nubben in an archon

i would like to thank jesus, and god, and bismarck who loaned me the isk back in the day to buy my fleet issue stabber, and i want to thank my fans, especially the moderators and admins of these forums, who cant get enough of me apparently.

500 more kills soon™

edit: to clarify, this is 500 kills with the swat, not in total, total is closer to 560 : >

congrats on the 500 kills dude

R0ot

Renesco wrote:

congrats on the 500 kills dude

Your congratulating yourself?

kyp_durron

R0ot wrote:

Your congratulating yourself?

Your posting in a thread?

Renesco

kyp_durron wrote:

Your posting in a thread?

quotin' dis

Maddzy

R0ot wrote:

Your congratulating yourself?

kyp_durron wrote:

Your posting in a thread?

You're both unable to spell "You're"?

Canis Lupus

Renesco wrote:

I do apologise for blobbing, we are talentless at the end of the day, we move from region to region only to get owned by the local residents in caracals, so we blob up to try and make up for our crappy pvp abilities, however i would ask you to do me a favour..............

Name of Character: Jadiin
Race: Caldari
Corporation: Mindstar Brigade
Alliance: UCC or United Confederation of Corporations I think.

oh master of pvp from UCC, oh most well known of pvp'ers from oh most well known of pvp corps, do tell me, will you tutor me on the fine arts of pvp? will you show me how to fight without the blob?


i'm crying out for tutalage here, from you, oh most masterfull expert in all the history of eve online

Wow... was that necessary? Or are you just really insecure or something?

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

You're both unable to spell "You're"?

You see Maddzy my 'mistake' was was quite intentional , For I was equating the literary style of the person I quoted, it was a subtle dig and one I'm glad you noticed. I'm sure you know well that we are both able to spell "you're" as we have a proven track record of doing so, one that I myself am justifiably proud of. In this case it was just bad grammer and not really bad speeling on the part of r0ot, a mistake which I highlighted through parody.

Maddzy

kyp_durron wrote:

You see Maddzy my 'mistake' was was quite intentional , For I was equating the literary style of the person I quoted, it was a subtle dig and one I'm glad you noticed. I'm sure you know well that we are both able to spell "you're" as we have a proven track record of doing so, one that I myself am justifiably proud of. In this case it was just bad grammer and not really bad speeling on the part of r0ot, a mistake which I highlighted through parody.

no u

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote:

no u

Ahhhaagaagh you got me this time.

Next time Maddzy, next time.

Alpha Carlos

Maddzy wrote: »

Yes and if it wasn't for great pilots like our Overlord Shadoo Eve would probably fall apart under a swarm of noobs in capital ships just bumping into each other and causing general havoc.

People generally have strong views about Eve Noobs. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how Eve Noobs don't want to acknowledge that their lamentations, when taken as a whole, are directionless. In fact, Eve Noobs would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because they don't use words for communication or for exchanging information. They uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Ask Eve Noobs about any of their acolytes who twist my words six ways for Sunday, and the vindictive bloodsucker will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that I should note that I frequently talk about how I wouldn't waste my time trying to indicate in a rough and approximate way the two nit-picky tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern Jacobinism if the Eve Noobs's demands weren't parroted by so many callow dissemblers. I would drop the subject, except that its trucklers don't represent an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people. They're just flat atrabilious. Eve Noobs accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is they who are filled with hate. And they accuse me of being bigoted, while its assertions show nothing but bigotry. Why do Eve Noobs make those sorts of accusations, then? I apologize if this disappoints you but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that the Eve Noobs's tactics are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us sooner or later.

AHHHHHHHHHHH wall of text!!! MY eyes!! :eek:

Maddzy

Alpha Carlos wrote: »

AHHHHHHHHHHH wall of text!!! MY eyes!! :eek:

I hope you read every word.

Fallen Buckshot

thats what ya get for necro'ing a thread

Frankiestylee

Maddzy wrote: »

They uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.

I miss such activities