A Woman Scorned

Pighead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56vLzS5i5w

Pighead was watching the above video earlier on and was shocked and horrified that Carrie Underwood admitted live on television that she keyed her boyfriends new 4 wheel drive, carved her name onto his lovely leather seats. smashed his front headlights with a baseball bat and then slashed all his bloody tyres. Crazy bitch!

And what do you think he did to deserve all this damage and destruction? You're probably thinking that he must have butchered her family or something but no, you're wrong. He kissed another girl, thats it. Gave her a wee snog and she turned into Carrie crazy psycho bitch.

So is this just an American thing or are there crazy psycho bitches in Ireland too. Have you ever been on the receiving end of one of these lunatics? Or have you been that lunatic.

ShowUsYourXbox

Yea, good thread.

Pighead

ShowUsYourXbox wrote:

Yea, good thread.

Cheers buddy, Pighead appreciates your praise and recognition. It makes the 4 long days and nights that this beast of a thread took to create, all worthwhile.

Anyway Pighead realises you can't contribute to this thread as you've never had a girlfriend but the joy of it is you can relay stories reagrding siblings or aquaintences.

Dragan

SO it would seem Karma can be a hot blonde.

Nice.

cornbb

She sounds like a nutcase tbh. And a shítty singer. What a stupid reaction. Such people exist here alright, luckily they are few and far between.

Also see here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

BBC News wrote:

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

ShowUsYourXbox

Pighead wrote:

Cheers buddy, Pighead appreciates your praise and recognition. It makes the 4 long days and nights that this beast of a thread took to create, all worthwhile.

Anyway Pighead realises you can't contribute to this thread as you've never had a girlfriend but the joy of it is you can relay stories reagrding siblings or aquaintences.

No really, cool thread..

Pighead

ShowUsYourXbox wrote:

Yea, good thread.

ShowUsYourXbox wrote:

No really, cool thread..

Cracking posts buddy.

Not much variety, but consistency and conciseness count for plenty in this game. PS Are you related to Pigheads boards buddy, Peter Collins?

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

Cracking posts buddy.

Not much variety, but consistency and conciseness count for plenty in this game. PS Are you related to Pigheads bum buddy, Peter Collins?

I fixed that for you pighead.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Pighead wrote:

Carrie Underwood

who?

AlmightyCushion

Paul Slimy Beard wrote:

who?

I just googled her. Very nice.

ShowUsYourXbox

Paul Slimy Beard wrote:

who?

It's not really important, just read the rest of the thread, it's cool.

Pighead

AlmightyCunt wrote:

I fixed that for you pighead.

Cheers buddy. Much appreciated.

Pighead

ShowUsYourXbox wrote:

It's not really important, just read the rest of the thread, it's cool.

Which paragraph is your favourite? Pighead can't decide between the 1st and 3rd. Although it is undoubtedly a fantastic thread I just think it dipped slightly in the middle paragraph. If you pushed Pighead, he'd probably plump for pragraph 1 as his favourite.

Mr Magnolia

LOL.

I know a girl who key'd a 100K sports car when she was dumped. Don't want to get into too many details >_>


So the crazy psycho b!tches have infiltrated Ireland too. Careful Pighead!

nice1franko

crazy bitches galore in the u s of a holes. what about that one from dont go chasing waterfalls or something who burnt down the gaf cos the boyfriend was out "hittin some ass". crazy biatch. she got severe commupance though when later killed in car crash.

AlmightyCushion

13-year-old-who's-idea-of-funny-is-call-everyone-a-cnut-and-speak-in-the-third-person wrote:

Cheers buddy. Much appreciated.

Any time.

layke

Serves him right for buying a 4x4.

Only farmers should allowed to buy them, provided they are never washed.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

layke wrote:

Serves him right for buying a 4x4.

Only farmers should allowed to buy them, provided they are never washed.

and the frunt and back bumpers are knocked off

biko

I broke up with a girl for snogging my mate. I know, crazy but sometimes I just get so...ARRRG

gurramok

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I just googled her. Very nice.

Never heard of her either...Lovely site here http://www.carrieunderwoodofficial.com/

Has a vote option on a song called 'Before He Cheats'...how appropriate!

Pighead

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Any time.

Who the hells this "13-year-old-who's-idea-of-funny-is-call-everyone-a-cnut-and-speak-in-the-third-person" character. Cnut wrote the exact same post as Pighead. Plagiarism sucks. Cheers AlmightyCunt for bringing this chancer to Pigheads attention.

Morlar

Mr Magnolia wrote:

I know a girl who key'd a 100K sports car when she was dumped. Don't want to get into too many details >_>

I would be with vinnie vega on that one re the keying cars.

That testicle ripper-offer woman in the other post should get 15 years in a dykes in denim dungarees kind of prison - no parole. Cant believe she is feeling sorry for herself - 'This has caused much anguish to me' - what a self absorbed sociopathic psycho bitch from hell.

John Mason

the worse i ever did was let the tyres down on an ex's car but i think that was allowed cos it was half my car and he took it

Pighead

irishbird wrote:

the worse i ever did was let the tyres down on an ex's car but i think that was allowed cos it was half my car and he took it

What did he do to you to provoke such an act of barbaric violence? Did he poo in your mouth whilst you lay asleep dreaming of fluffy clouds and butterflys?

David Michael

I would imagine getting one of your nuts ripped off while in your underpantaloons requires a lot of force and would be painful in the extreme. I'd say sharp and well manicured nals were involved.

Carzy lady indeed.

Sleepy

Does anyone else think that society finds this kind of behaviour more acceptable when it's a woman carrying it out?

Imagine a man doing something similar to a woman and it's no longer a "human interest" story at the end of the news but a major story about how D list celeb no 43 is a raging maniac:rolleyes:

Pighead

Sleepy wrote:

Does anyone else think that society finds this kind of behaviour more acceptable when it's a woman carrying it out?

Imagine a man doing something similar to a woman and it's no longer a "human interest" story at the end of the news but a major story about how D list celeb no 43 is a raging maniac:rolleyes:

Too right Sleepy. Like if Suzanne Shaw throws one of Darren Days dinners into the rubbish bin because he was late home its all "You go girl, that'll teach the fcuker not to be late again"

Yet if Darren Sleeps with a few hot chicks behind Suzannes back then its "Darren Day the Cad caught cheating again on poor innocent Suzanne Shaw". Wheres the balance?

Reganio 2

Sleepy wrote:

Does anyone else think that society finds this kind of behaviour more acceptable when it's a woman carrying it out?

Imagine a man doing something similar to a woman....

Jaysus I can't imagine a man ripping off a woman's testicles it would be freaky in the extreme.

layke

Google 'extreme tranny porn' Reg.

Pighead

layke wrote:

Google 'extreme tranny porn' Reg.

Or Beruthials Holiday Snaps from 2001.

Reganio 2

layke wrote:

Google 'extreme tranny porn' Reg.

No thanks I will take your word for it. Although the question is how did you find it so fast :eek: .