New Year's ReSOULution

Black Swan

OK, I know I am running just a teeny weeny bit behind, but I've decided to make a New Year's resolution (starting August 1, just in case I have trouble getting adjusted). And ReSOULution sounds stronger, so let's use that spelling.

ReSOULution: To avoid making "serious" posts on boards (i.e., chill out, avoid arguments, stay off the soap box, and keep them silly or humourous) from Aug 1 to year end.

Penalties: Now to make a ReSOULution binding, there must be judges and penalties. So I am calling on the following judges and suggested penalties:

Judge Ruu - If he busts me acting serious, I am to bake him a Ruubarb pie and mail it to him (and somehow defeat Homeland Security thinking it might be something else).

Judge littlesurfer - If she busts me posting serious during this time, when I get back home, I will accompany her to a surfing spot for a day and chase her surfboard every time she loses it, and paddle it out to her.

Judge challengemaster - If he catches me posting serious, I will write and post a very risque poem for him in the Creative Writing forum (So risque that the decency police might be after me).

OK, now it's your turn Nesters! Don't chicken out! What's your New Year's ReSOULution? Huh? Plus, don't forget the judges and penalties! Dare ye!

littlesurfer

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah....*does little dance......watch it blue!! I really need a board runner so i'm on your tail.


New Years resolution.....this requires thinking.....i shall be back!

Star Lord

I reSOULve to make a reSOULution later... stay tuned for further updates!

challengemaster

oh my


*gets out inspector kit*

Black Swan

littlesurfer wrote:

New Years resolution.....this requires thinking.....i shall be back!

Dah dah dah dah dah dah daaaaaaaaaah. B!ue hums some silly tune from an old game show, watching the clock turn.

DamoElDiablo wrote:

I reSOULve to make a reSOULution later

B!ue watches Damo as a light bulb appears over his head. Idea! B!ue twiddles her fingers waiting for Damo to orchestrate his keyboard. He is looking at the keys! Wow, that's a grand sign! Now, if he would just use his two fingers to type...

challengemaster wrote:

Oh my

B!ue crunches up her forehead, waiting to more words. Maybe she can help? OK...

"Oh my _________ ?"

reSOULution is to...

Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

OK, now it's your turn Nesters! Don't chicken out! What's your New Year's ReSOULution? Huh? Plus, don't forget the judges and penalties! Dare ye!

* thinks about b!ue in the bosses uniform *

Black Swan

Deleted User wrote:

* thinks about b!ue in the bosses uniform *

You forgot the whip and handcuffs!:cool:

Ruu_Old

*rubs chin* I see..I see..well I do like Ruubarb..what to do..what to do.

Black Swan

Ruu wrote:

*rubs chin* I see..I see..well I do like Ruubarb..what to do..what to do.

An alternative form of delivery might be arranged. How about a pie toss at a smiling Ruu?:D

littlesurfer

okay okay okay .here it is...finally.....once and for all ,........I resolve to......................


.....crap i've forgotten again

Star Lord

ReSOULution - To work a little bit of innuendo or blatant filth into every tCN post

Judges:

Blue_Lagoon
littlesurfer
The-Rigger

To keep it interesting the judges can decide the penalty on a case by case basis...

littlesurfer

oh i like it thats a good one.....but Damo, doll, we can be nasty

Star Lord

I like it when you treat me nasty LS...

Black Swan

Hey Damo, what you poured on littlesurfer was "blatant" filth lite. I have a friend in Dub that drives a dump truck. Want to borrow it for the next time?

Star Lord

So long as you promise to back it up really close to me Blue!

Jesus Wept

DamoElDiablo wrote:

So long as you promise to back it up really close to me Blue!

*nodz in approval.

Black Swan

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littlesurfer

Okay here we go,.



I L. Surfer resolve to inject some nastiness into every post....


....punishment netotiable.....


you scumbags

Star Lord

Aww Blue you only got a little one? I'm sure we could get you a ride in a big truck if you ask nicely!

L.S. I know a few "punishments" I wouldn't mind trying out with ya...

usually

More like " Mid Year's resolution" I like it!!!


Resolutions :

Not spending more than I earn!
Not eating more than I intended!
Try to watch less manga!!
Be less worried about everything that surrounds me!

brianthebard

I reSOULve to get and job and not moan about it every waking day.

penalties; general ridicule.

judge BL.

Black Swan

When can I start Brian? Huh? Huh? I can really be a B***h when duty calls! Some might even say it comes natural, ha!

Black Swan

usually wrote:

More like " Mid Year's resolution" I like it!!!


Resolutions :

Not spending more than I earn!
Not eating more than I intended!
Try to watch less manga!!
Be less worried about everything that surrounds me!

Fair enough! But usually, you forgot a judge or two and punishments if you fail? Hey, it's all in fun (or is it?)! Ha! Well?

challengemaster

hmm.. since i cant think of anything..

I'll let the OP, Blue_Lagoon decide my fate, and what my reSOUlution will be.

following from this, judges will be :

Blue_Lagoon
littlesurfer

who get to decide their own punishment for me.

brianthebard

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

When can I start Brian? Huh? Huh? I can really be a B***h when duty calls! Some might even say it comes natural, ha!

As soon as I get a job you can start! It won't really work before that.

Black Swan

challengemaster wrote:

hmm.. since i cant think of anything..

I'll let the OP, Blue_Lagoon decide my fate, and what my reSOUlution will be.

After lengthy deliberation and reSOUL searching, CM's reSOULution for the remainder of the year shall be to flirt with all single attractive girls he encounters on boards.

Punishment for failure to comply: Littlesurfer and B!ue Lagoon will confer and deliberate a suitable punishment and report back shortly. What say ye littlesurfer? (We are also open to suggestions from other Nesters)

littlesurfer

excellent we shall confer.....back later this may take time

littlesurfer

are any of you blood suckers gonna be at boards beers in messrs

challengemaster

nope.. sorry! i'd nearly go just for you

(damn you, b!ue!!! damn you you sexy thing you!!)

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

are any of you blood suckers gonna be at boards beers in messrs

too scared of yiz

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

After lengthy deliberation and reSOUL searching, CM's reSOULution for the remainder of the year shall be to flirt with all single attractive girls he encounters on boards.

Damnit, B!ue, sure he does that already .... and all the guys too, for that matter!

Could you not come up with a bit more of a challenge for him?

challengemaster

quiet you!

Star Lord

littlesurfer wrote:

are any of you blood suckers gonna be at boards beers in messrs

When is/was it???

[edit]
I'll definitely be coming!

littlesurfer

well after lengthy discussion challenge masters punishment has been decided upon.

Firstly you must open a punishment thread and then continue to post daily filthmails to either i or blue for one week. These punishments will only get worse. The posts may contain photo images or entertaining enecdotes

challengemaster

still sticking to your own resoulution

mean suits you.. feisty.. rawr!

Black Swan

When littlesurfer appears in the Nest, everyone says: "Here ye, Here ye, Here comes the judge!"

Star Lord

littlesurfer wrote:

Firstly you must open a punishment thread and then continue to post daily filthmails to either i or blue for one week. These punishments will only get worse. The posts may contain photo images or entertaining enecdotes

So he already does send you daily filthmails?

challengemaster

hey.. they're love letters! totally different >_>

<_<

Star Lord

French letters?

challengemaster

NO!! not yet, anyway

littlesurfer

i see no punishment thread.... i'm disgusted

Star Lord

Come here littlesurfer, let me comfort you...

I'm sure that'll be punishment enough for him!

challengemaster

littlesurfer wrote:

i see no punishment thread.... i'm disgusted

Black Swan

Ooooooo, methinks CM is bucking the ReSOULution? What shall we do littlesurfer?

challengemaster

hmm.. maybe go on a date with him?

Black Swan

...matchmaker B!ue waves flags from the sand to littlesurfer offshore. Hey! Time to catch one!

challengemaster

Black Swan

Goodmorning Miss littlesurfer. The State Department has an impossible mission for you, should you choose to accept it. Go out-on-the-town with Challengemaster. As always, should you or your IM Force get caught doing something risque' with a sweet 16, the State Department will deny any knowledge of your existence. Good luck Miss littlesurfer! This message will distruct the next time the boards file server crashes.

*IMF music plays in the background*

challengemaster

I do believe you were the other judge, Ms.B!ue? I see nowhere in the rules that only one judge can prosecute at once