Lads. How often do you change your cacks?

Dun laoire

It was grand till i met the mot. I used to change the knickers on Wednesdays and Saturday nights before i went out but now she's on jock watch and i've got to change them every day or shar loses it, well i dont see her wednesdays because i have playstation 1 night with mick so i normally keep the auld Y fronts on for a second day which is grand. I cant understand. Am i the only person who finds jocks become more comfy after 2 days? Shar i love ye and all but c'mon you're wreckin me tits with the whole jocks thing.

FlutterinBantam

I normally would not reply to a thread with such appalling grammar and total disregard for sentencing,capitalisation,punctuation,and such like,but on this occasion....

No.. changed my mind


OP is a troll!!!

JIZZLORD

yore ma makes me change mine daily!

Tar.Aldarion

Dun laoire wrote:

but now she's on jock watch and i've got to change them every day or shar loses it

Same.
I even had to buy new pairs the other day. New!?

Kinetic^

I used to change them daily but yore ma wouldn't let me keep them on long enough so there's just no point in wearing them anymore!!

AlmightyCushion

Haven't changed them since about 2003.

Zebra3

Dun laoire wrote:

I used to change the knickers on Wednesdays and Saturday nights

Granny types?

Vegeta

once went 10 days without changing them. Played xbox for 10 days straight


don't you judge me!

Huggles

Dun laoire wrote:

It was grand till i met the mot. I used to change the knickers on Wednesdays and Saturday nights before i went out but now she's on jock watch and i've got to change them every day or shar loses it, well i dont see her wednesdays because i have playstation 1 night with mick so i normally keep the auld Y fronts on for a second day which is grand. I cant understand. Am i the only person who finds jocks become more comfy after 2 days? Shar i love ye and all but c'mon you're wreckin me tits with the whole jocks thing.

She is one lucky lady, what a catch LOL

Heisenberg.

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Dun laoire wrote:

It was grand till i met the mot. I used to change the knickers on Wednesdays and Saturday nights before i went out but now she's on jock watch and i've got to change them every day or shar loses it, well i dont see her wednesdays because i have playstation 1 night with mick so i normally keep the auld Y fronts on for a second day which is grand. I cant understand. Am i the only person who finds jocks become more comfy after 2 days? Shar i love ye and all but c'mon you're wreckin me tits with the whole jocks thing.

and you have a girlfriend? only 2 showers a week as well?

Ruu_Old

Y fronts, is that you Mr.Bean?

Dun laoire

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I normally would not reply to a thread with such appalling grammar and total disregard for sentencing,capitalisation,punctuation,and such like,but on this occasion....

No.. changed my mind


OP is a troll!!!

Haha. Take the bait much?

cance

ah man, thats a good way to get yourself a case of crutch rott!!!

once a day, twice if i've had a bad curry the night before... for obvious reasons

Vegeta

cance wrote:

ah man, thats a good way to get yourself a case of crutch rott!!!

once a day, twice if i've had a bad curry the night before... for obvious reasons

you must be one of them metrosexuals

mcauley

cance wrote:

once a day, twice if i've had a bad curry the night before... for obvious reasons

*Shudder*

watna

As a girl, I don't understand this. Why would you not change your underwear every day? Is there an international knicker shortage?

Erin Go Brath

Depends on teh 2 s's:

stench and skidmarks

If neither of them are too bad, sure ya can get away with it for another day.

Tar.Aldarion

We do it just to annoy girls.

mcauley

Erin Go Brath wrote:

Depends on teh 2 s's:

stench and skidmarks

If neither of them are too bad, sure ya can get away with it for another day.

Good God!!! LMFAO!

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Day 1 : Normal
Day 2 : Back to Front
Day 3 : Inside out
Day 4 : Inside out & Back to front.
Day 5 : Commando
Day 6 : Saturday, stay in bed, no need for jocks
Day 7 : Sunday, Stay in bed, no need for jocks

Smellyirishman

seansouth wrote:

Day 1 : Normal
Day 2 : Back to Front
Day 3 : Inside out
Day 4 : Inside out & Back to front.
Day 5 : Commando
Day 6 : Saturday, stay in bed, no need for jocks
Day 7 : Sunday, Stay in bed, no need for jocks

This thread has now, officially, been worth it.

biko

Adult diapers ftw

Tar.Aldarion

I wear them,
actually, here is a pic of me in some.
http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/global/personalcarebutton.jpg

Slow Motion

Buy the darker ones ! They last longer

Failing that commando !

Duggy747

seansouth wrote:

Day 1 : Normal
Day 2 : Back to Front
Day 3 : Inside out
Day 4 : Inside out & Back to front.
Day 5 : Commando
Day 6 : Saturday, stay in bed, no need for jocks
Day 7 : Sunday, Stay in bed, no need for jocks

Ha Ha, ingenious! Except I have one question, on Day 2 would you not be bothered about skidmarks being left on your Willis? Or if you got those jocks with the button opening would you not worry about all the wee buttons trying to squeeze up your arse when you sit down?

Other than that, flawless plan!

Splinter

seansouth wrote:

Day 1 : Normal
Day 2 : Back to Front
Day 3 : Inside out
Day 4 : Inside out & Back to front.
Day 5 : Commando
Day 6 : Saturday, stay in bed, no need for jocks
Day 7 : Sunday, Stay in bed, no need for jocks

and by day one they will be washed again therefore you only ever need one pair

Niamho!

Is that first post serious or what!? ....scumbag...lol...

Dun laoire

Niamho! wrote:

Is that first post serious or what!? ....scumbag...lol...

I'd almost report you for such a harsh word but i wont because i like the name Niamh. You're luck kid

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Ha Ha, ingenious! Except I have one question, on Day 2 would you not be bothered about skidmarks being left on your Willis? Or if you got those jocks with the button opening would you not worry about all the wee buttons trying to squeeze up your arse when you sit down?

Other than that, flawless plan!

Plural? Please explain.

Niamho!

thats tame. you didn't offend me yet. haha. ....good luck with that daily changing plan though.....lol

Gumbyman

I change them when the threadbare part stops being the worst part of the jocks and starts being all that's left apart from the holes. I love when you buy a new pair and you have clean jocks for a few weeks. Then they go back to being dirty again.

Mr. Incognito

I wear them on my head back to front with two eyeholes cut out.

I call them my BATMANS!.

Your child have hayfever? Runny nose? Try BATMANS!
Need to Rob a Bank? Incognito Cheating on the wife? Try BATMANS
Haloween? Need to terrorise a child? You know it's BATMANS.

I only change them when Robin's coming over. Have to look spic span and all that.

Blackhorse Slim

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Plural? Please explain.

'Willis' is singular. As in 'whatyoutalkinbout Willis?'

Caliden

Ah shur bai you're doing the wrong thing entirely so you are. Don't bother with any cacks at all at all. Tis the only job

AlmightyCushion

Blackhorse Slim wrote:

'Willis' is singular. As in 'whatyoutalkinbout Willis?'

Looked like the plural of willy to me.

Duggy747

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Plural? Please explain.

You know, your Bruce Willis.............down there!

I usually call him Dick; A)He's my best friend who I can't live without and His name is Dick!

And nothing wrong with having multiple dicks, in fact I think it's wrong we only have 1! Curse my wretched human body!

Oh, and as for me jocks, once the skidmarks harden you can just get a breadknife and scrape them off. Like you would with burnt toast!

Lola123

watna wrote:

As a girl, I don't understand this. Why would you not change your underwear every day? Is there an international knicker shortage?

My thoughts exactly!!
They should be changed daily boys!!!!

cance

Caliden wrote:

Ah shur bai you're doing the wrong thing entirely so you are. Don't bother with any cacks at all at all. Tis the only job

ah shur bai, if i was wearin no cacks then the dangles would end up in me shoes!

Niamho!

Lola123 wrote:

My thoughts exactly!!
They should be changed daily boys!!!!

Its obviously a Boy thing......

I know the Smell of Dirty Boys Jocks though.....Ugh...manky....one thing my Brother taught me i guess....knacker.

seamus

When I first saw this thread, I read the last word as "cocks".

Thought I was missing out on something...

cance

Niamho! wrote:

Its obviously a Boy thing......

I know the Smell of Dirty Boys Jocks though.....Ugh...manky....one thing my Brother taught me i guess....knacker.

you loved it, shlag

admiralofthefleet

every day, have to in my line of work (im a chef)

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Niamho! wrote:

I know the Smell of Dirty Boys Jocks though.....Ugh...manky....one thing my Brother taught me i guess....knacker.

Aha, but the smell of used girly pants is one to savour.

stuff em into your face and take a big deep breath.


Ah yessssssssss.

FlutterinBantam

Absolutely revolting...

Friend on mine used to fold them up and put them in the George Foreman grill with a drip tray to catch the "juice".

Got two extra days out of them using that technique he said.

Yuuuugh

admiralofthefleet

seansouth wrote:

Aha, but the smell of used girly pants is one to savour.

stuff em into your face and take a big deep breath.


Ah yessssssssss.

there's nothing like the smell of fent of a birds used shreddies

Niamho!

seansouth wrote:

Aha, but the smell of used girly pants is one to savour.

stuff em into your face and take a big deep breath.


Ah yessssssssss.

Jesus!! lmao

ah you's are all scruffs....to think i could actually be doing work...lol

GreeBo

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Looked like the plural of willy to me.

Nope, that would be willies.

jor el

About half way through this thread I thought it was so sick it should be closed. Having read it all now I realise it's actually so sick it should be kept open.

LOL @ seansouth, you're one sick little puppy.

Daily BTW, how could you not? Seriously.

cance

seansouth wrote:

Aha, but the smell of used girly pants is one to savour.

stuff em into your face and take a big deep breath.

Ah yessssssssss.

yum yum the smell of a jax door on a tuna boat :rolleyes:

Duggy747

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Absolutely revolting...

Friend on mine used to fold them up and put them in the George Foreman grill with a drip tray to catch the "juice".

Got two extra days out of them using that technique he said.

Yuuuugh

Juice?? Was his jocks all soggy at the end of everyday???