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Womens tits v Ireland being attacked

  • 20-07-2007 9:03pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭


    Seems like womens tits are more important if you were to judge by the amount of views. Seriously though do you think people wont click into that "Is it only a matter of time" thread because they feel frightened as to what they might read rather than not being interested.



    British terrorist threat - Is it only a matter of time here?
    Started 30-06-2007
    Currently 5,395 views


    The power of breasts
    Started 14-07-2007
    Currently 10,648 views


    I'd like to thank king_of_inismac for the inspiration


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Nah, men are just more interested in tits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Dudess wrote:
    Nah, men are just more interested in tits.


    Ha ha, well i'd rather give a diddy **** than shoot a fella.


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    (.)(.) for the win!


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,610 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    well, tits aren't on the news every day, whereas terrorism is. when people come on here they are mostly looking for fun and frolics. besides that terrorist thread is some of the silliest opinions known to man (as is the breasts one, but at least it isn't supposed to be serious)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭- bo -


    Ah tits are great though :)

    Whos being attacked? what? huh?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i dont have a very educated opinion or broad experience to contribute and post about with regard ireland being attacked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Dun laoire wrote:
    Seems like womens tits are more important if you were to judge by the amount of views.
    Men like to keep abreast of whats going on too....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    This thread is about to go tits up.

    /me shuffles for door


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dun laoire wrote:
    Ha ha, well i'd rather give a diddy **** than shoot a fella.
    That's beautiful! ;)
    Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King... all of those great pacifists - they couldn't have put it any better! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    Threads such as the "Is it only a matter of time" one are typically full of sensationalist, ranting, uneducated posts which usually makes me angry when I realise just how stupid people can be, and that is something I have no interest in reading.

    Tits are constantly entertaining.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    a thread about a thread, if someone starts another thread about this one it'll be a thread about a thread about a thread - go for it


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,610 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Dun laoire wrote:
    Ha ha, well i'd rather give a diddy **** than shoot a fella.

    Are you a chick or a really fat dude?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    narco wrote:
    i don't have a very educated opinion or broad experience to contribute and post about with regard Ireland being attacked.

    I think that could be the main reason for the difference.

    Throwing in a quick quip about tits is a lot easier than trying to wade through the complexities of what may be the terrorists view of Ireland and whether we may or may not be worth attacking.

    Plus all men* will be attracted by breasts but not all may be interested in the topic of terrorism.

    Now, where'd that breast thread get to? :)




    * [size=-2] well, almost all [/size]
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    thrill wrote:
    I think that could be the main reason for the difference.

    Throwing in a quick quip about tits is a lot easier than trying to wade through the complexities of what may be the terrorists view of Ireland and whether we may or may not be worth attacking.

    Plus all men* will be attracted by breasts but not all may be interested in the topic of terrorism.

    Now, where'd that breast thread get to? :)




    * [size=-2] well, almost all [/size]
    .


    well, as a woman, i see tits daily. terrorist... not in a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Threads such as the "Is it only a matter of time" one are typically full of sensationalist, ranting, uneducated posts which usually makes me angry when I realise just how stupid people can be, and that is something I have no interest in reading.

    Tits are constantly entertaining.

    Damn right.

    Tits all the way

    man_breasts.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    copacetic wrote:
    Are you a chick or a really fat dude?

    I'm a bloke and i can touch nipples;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    D.T. Jesus wrote:

    That was a horrible sight. *shudders*



    Man boobs are of no interest at all, except for those of us who frequent the BG&RH forum.


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,610 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Dun laoire wrote:
    I'm a bloke and i can touch nipples;)

    ok, well thats great:( .
    Now I have an image of muslim terrorists forming a line at your house for diddy **** as some kind of freaky peace process agreement.

    Which goes seriously wrong when you open the door by the way! Thereby making Ireland the main terrorist target worldwide
    and linking the 2 threads together.

    circle of life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    This is afterhours if you want a serious disscusion on

    British terrorist threat - Is it only a matter of time here?

    Try the humanites for politics forums.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Maybr terrorists would have more interest if they set more booby traps!



    Sorry, had to get my bit in...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    copacetic wrote:
    ok, well thats great:( .
    Now I have an image of muslim terrorists forming a line at your house for diddy **** as some kind of freaky peace process agreement.

    Which goes seriously wrong when you open the door by the way! Thereby making Ireland the main terrorist target worldwide
    and linking the 2 threads together.

    circle of life.

    Oh wait, maybe i should've said recieve rather than give. Thats confusing me now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    copacetic wrote:
    well, tits aren't on the news every day, whereas terrorism is. when people come on here they are mostly looking for fun and frolics. besides that terrorist thread is some of the silliest opinions known to man (as is the breasts one, but at least it isn't supposed to be serious)

    Noy unless you read some of those Rags they Call newspapers..... *Sigh*.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    One is conjecture. One is deadly. The tits I mean. Aren't tits just great. Yeah so I'd rather a life of tits than terrorism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Giblet wrote:
    One is conjecture. One is deadly. The tits I mean. Aren't tits just great. Yeah so I'd rather a life of tits than terrorism.

    They're pretty useless though if you think about it. O.k so you can stare at them for a while then grope for a bit but as soon as you flick the nipple she goes bannanas. Where's the fun in that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Anyway i'm flutered. So fuk yiz all i'm going to bed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Dun laoire wrote:
    They're pretty useless though if you think about it. O.k so you can stare at them for a while then grope for a bit but as soon as you flick the nipple she goes bannanas. Where's the fun in that?

    Wouldn't that seem like heaven compared to being like, blown up into some kind of people lasagna?


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,610 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Dun laoire wrote:
    Oh wait, maybe i should've said recieve rather than give. Thats confusing me now.

    you certainly should have, but lets all pretend it didn't happen that you offered diddy **** for peace. we'll all sleep better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Ye'z are all filthy, god says specifically NO titty **** like, ffs cop on. Haven't you scumbags read the bible?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I deliberatly didn't visit that thread. I don't post in threads discussing terrorism. I even try not to read newspaper reports about terrorist about terrorist attacks. For me its a matter of not feeding the terrorists. Terrorists get off on the fear they generate.
    I'm so busy worrying about boobage that I worry the terrorists. Thats why they make their women cover up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Terrorism threads just aren't titillating enough.




    ahem.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Terrorists should learn to turn the other tit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    If terrorists did learn to turn the udder cheek, then maybe we could become busom buddies.


    / Me hears collective groan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Make love not war.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Balls - I had visions of Mna na hEireann topless with guns defending Leitrim when I clicked into this thread. :mad:

    When will I ever learn :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    Ruu wrote:
    This thread is about to go tits up.

    well.. i giggled a tiny tiny bit :p

    as for why its more views, who cares?

    because weve had the work terrorism rammed down our throat since 9/11 ?? were at home.. we wanna relax.. we want relaxation and tits and ass

    and since boards is predominately geeks (not excluding myself..), they will always click a boobie thread due to the lack of actually seeing any for real

    or if your part of the "older" generation like myself.. boobs are good, but personally.. im a leg man

    whatever


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    there are twice as many views,
    women have two breasts

    I trust this answers your question


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Terrorism is so passé.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,081 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    I for one see tits distracting people from terrorism paranoia to be a good thing. Every time I make it through Dublin airport security without running into Heathrow style uber-queues, I thank God for breasts.


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