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Peter Alyss

  • 20-07-2007 12:44pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭


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    Alyss: Are You A Fan 95 votes

    Yes (Legend!)
    0% 0 votes
    Yes (But Times Up)
    72% 69 votes
    No (Can't Abide Him)
    6% 6 votes
    Meh (Sometimes Yes, Sometimes No)
    10% 10 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    10% 10 votes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭slumped


    yeah but how many events does he commentate on every year??

    Loch Lomand
    Open Championship
    World Golf Championship

    Are there any others??

    He's a legend. His ramblings brighten up an otherwise dull team.

    S


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭AndyP


    I prefer Peter Aliss. Only joking, I think he's brilliant, anyway I think we should reserve our dislike for a certain twat called Mark James. That rules bloke and the swing coach (Nicholson) would bore you to death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Peter Aliss rules! Seriously he rambles on a bit and gets diverted but I like the colour he brings, have you listened to US telly covering golf?. You'd kill yourself.

    Him, Ken Brown, Sam Torrance and the scottish fella make a good core commentray team.

    BTW, does anyone else find it odd that Setanta have choosen to show the same feed? Is there anyone who has Setanta and not BBC2?

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭slumped


    mike65 wrote:
    BTW, does anyone else find it odd that Setanta have choosen to show the same feed? Is there anyone who has Setanta and not BBC2?Mike.


    The Open coverage is sent globally (pictures and sound). If a broadcaster wants to provide commentary they have to go there themselves and staff it etc.

    It makes sense to take commentary. you cant get better than BBC comm.

    S


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭denachoman


    ziggy67 wrote:
    What are your opinions on Peter Alyss?

    Can't stand the man myself, his tales of yesteryear are frankly boring & ruin the BBC's coverage when he's on.

    Alyss: that reminds me of my old Drill Sergeant Bernard Smith-Smithers-Smythe who won the July medal at Hogwarts Golf Club in 1949....blah....blah....blah

    meanwhile someone has just got a hole-in-one at a par 5 which Alyss has failed to notice!

    Put him out to grass FFS!

    Torrance appears to be his heir apparent with the amount of crap he talks too.

    I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand him. He gives me a major pain every time I hear him.

    His commentating during Van De Velde's blow up in 99 was disgraceful, he completely humiliated him just for the sake of entertainment.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭homerjk


    Thank god I'm not alone in this!
    I only picked the "No" option up there because there was no "I hate him" option.
    God he really kills me hes so condescending and patronizing the way he goes on about "players these days" and "back in my day" and he always says "thats just silly"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    He's been good in his time, but maybe that time is up. He gets a bit absent-minded sometimes, particularly at the end of the Masters two years ago when he lost track of the score on the last hole.
    I think Torrance might be a natural successor. Like him or not, he knows about golf at the highest level.
    I'd like to see a similar poll about my personal "favourite" member of the BBC squad, the footballer Lineker.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    alyss is great. i object to a ****ing footballer being the host .:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Didn't you see him interviewing the Spanish golfer in Spanish? What the hell was that all about? We already know how clever he is. Don't hold your breath for the Japanese interview - he played football there too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Lineker as a golf host is a joke. Steve Rider may have been a bit dull but Gary brings a host of baggage, he only got the gig cos the BBC must be looking to turn him into the "face" of bbc sport (whats left of it).

    Mike.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    yes the BBC are very set in they're ways when it comes to sport commentators, dinosaurs that go on for years.....

    Ted Lowe.....snooker

    Jon Motson.......football

    Dan Maskell.........tennis

    Murray Walker........motor racing

    and of course good'ol Peter Allis......personally i can't stand him, i think he's a smug git but there u go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 Bob The Nailer


    Didn't you see him interviewing the Spanish golfer in Spanish? What the hell was that all about? We already know how clever he is. Don't hold your breath for the Japanese interview - he played football there too.
    What's wrong with Gary Lineker being multi-lingual? That's a great talent to have and not a reason for a pointless criticism!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    aaaaah gary linekar, you can't criticise gary, gary is a nice guy:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    What's wrong with Gary Lineker being multi-lingual? That's a great talent to have and not a reason for a pointless criticism!

    Bob:

    The criticism is not pointless. I was, and still am, an admirer of Lineker for what he does and did for the game of football. As a striker for Everton and other lesser clubs, he was a great player and sportsman. I'm just expressing my opinion that he is out of his league, and frequently embarrassing, as a golf pundit. He was at it again yesterday, interviewing the Argentinian Romero in Spanish.

    The post-round/match/race interview is a feature of modern sports coverage that we must tolerate, I suppose, but I don't enjoy it, or usually learn anything from it.

    One thing I think you will agree with is that no-one had to interview Padraig yesterday to know how he was feeling, either after his 6 on the last or at the moment of his victory.

    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Mountjoy Mugger


    75% are fans. Looking good for the aul lad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Macy


    Personally, I'm a meh. I don't mind him going off at a tangent, but he's a nasty streak imo that comes out - like on Van De Velde and on Harrington on 18 to a certain extent too.

    However, the big factor that can't be ignored is that he makes it watchable for none golf fans. I don't think I would've got away with watching so much of The Open or The Scottish Open without him doing the commentary. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭mirrorball


    "...Mmmmmm, that's a little bit fat, but almost perfect..... bit like Kate Winslet....."
    Is legend status seriously in doubt? It's between him and Waddell for the greatest sports commentators of all time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Mister Sifter


    He's absolutely brilliant, in my opinion. Love the golf on the bbc, it's head and shoulders above anyone else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭neckedit


    Love his commentary, love his mindless meandering through the history of golf, love his sarcasm. this man has played at the top if his sport in his day and his knowledge of the game is second to none. I don't believe Sky or Setanta can touch BBC's coverage of any tournament. Love it on a sunday of a major and its toe to toe with a couple of players. last hole one guy has a 10 footer to win and Allis is Wittering on about an email he recieved from the ex captain of Sutton Brigde Golf Club whos turned 82 today and what a great chap he is and he was a great man for a Gin Fizz in the 19th etc......... Pure Class


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Alliss is a legend! Very witty and yes sometimes he does drone on a bit, but I like the humour he injects into proceedings....but why oh why in the name of god did the BBC take on that grinning, big-eared, bum-faced twat Lineker??!! I cant STAND the man....so he useda play golf when he was a footballer, is that why the BBC hired him? A lot of footballers play golf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭stockdam


    philstar wrote: »
    yes the BBC are very set in they're ways when it comes to sport commentators, dinosaurs that go on for years.....

    .

    Ted Lowe.....snooker......legend

    Jon Motson.......football......legend

    Dan Maskell.........tennis.....legend

    Murray Walker........motor racing.....absolute legend

    and of course good'ol Peter Allis......best golf comentator by a mile


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,615 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    ziggy wrote: »
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    reopened, but not reset.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    The Beeb dont hold a candle to the Sky Sports team imo..Richard Boxall, Howard Clark, The Australian fella, Ewen Murray and Bruce,,A Pleasure to watch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    stockdam wrote: »
    Ted Lowe.....snooker......legend

    Jon Motson.......football......legend

    Dan Maskell.........tennis.....legend

    Murray Walker........motor racing.....absolute legend

    and of course good'ol Peter Allis......best golf comentator by a mile
    I'd add Sid Waddell (Darts) to that list. Absolute legend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭stockdam


    BrianD3 wrote: »
    I'd add Sid Waddell (Darts) to that list. Absolute legend!




    And of course Bill McLaren from Rugby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    stockdam wrote: »
    And of course Bill McLaren from Rugby

    Formerly of rugby, has retired about 3 years now, he was excellent.

    "he hit that one like a pound of mince!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,706 ✭✭✭premierstone


    BrianD3 wrote: »
    I'd add Sid Waddell (Darts) to that list. Absolute legend!

    Wadell is like a broken record at this stage, ffs if i hear one more time that ''Phil the Power Taylor the greatest tungsten throwin player of all time'' or ''perfect for the understacker'' I'll scream.

    Back to the OP i used to like Peter Alyiss but yeah i find him abit irritating lately, its ok in small doses but after a while he does get annoying, BBC is still the best golf coverage though, IMO.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭OilBeefHooked2


    The beeb's golf coverage is second to none imo.As for a Alyss, alas I think it's time for him to go, ah he had a good innings and is a terribly nice chap, but his ramblings have become too frequent and even more pointless than ever. Hang up your mike Aylss and take the gob****e Lineker with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭Danow247


    I cannot stand Alyss!! He drives me insane when he goes off on one about how it was back in the day and blah blah blah!! I love the bbc coverage though just for the no ads perk!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 NuFlyer


    We are so used to Sky & Setanta doing the professional stuff, and the american bull**** commentary, but just those couple of times a year you get Alliss, and it's different, and he's a LEGEND!:D

    Look at the poll results, most people agree!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭markie4


    Personally I'm tired of him, but he's not the worst of BBC, that's the ignorant twins Mark James and Sam Torrance. I do like Ken Brown, he's just about odd enough to be likeable, and Wayne Grady is about the best of them (but then he's not on BBC anymore is he?).

    See here http://principalsnose.blogspot.com/2008/07/open-principal-returns-to-classroom.html for a "good" review of the beeb's coverage and pundits ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Legend.

    The Beeb coverage is brilliant, all the commentators are excellent, a good mix. Sunday afternoon is the best, lying in the couch after the dinner listening to Peter.
    The relaxing style of their coverage is something to look forward to especially when there's no adds.

    I'm even getting to like Gary Lineker a bit :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 westdiv


    He is just too British for my liking. Not as irritating as Greg Allen. Now there's a pain.........it's golf Greg and you don't have to shout at us and it's not the most important event in the world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭lethal dose


    When I look at it on the basis of him ever being there or not then absolutely yes. I think his meanderings are more a reflection of embarrassment on himself:D and entertaining. So give it up for the auld codger:D


  • Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The guy annoys the hell out of me - represents a patronizing conceited attitude that represents the stuffiness of golf to a lot of people. Put him out to seed (or out of his misery....)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Mister Sifter


    ziggy wrote: »
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    I find the Scottish guy they have on the bbc now unbearable. Can't remember his name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Marshy


    Graeme1982 wrote: »
    I find the Scottish guy they have on the bbc now unbearable. Can't remember his name.
    Andrew Cotter?

    Yeah I couldn't stand him but he grew on me somewhat during the Open. He's a bit of a jack of all trades, does the rugby and thought I heard him commentating at Wimbledon this year too.

    I love Peter Alliss, even if he's becoming senile...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭homerjk


    Never ever liked him as I said in my earlier post in this thread from last year, but the old fart is just getting worse. I think the problem is he thinks hes a legend.

    I stopped listening after this gem as it just shows how he hates all things modern and is forever stuck in the past...
    "The weather is pretty bad this year. It's not the worst I ever seen play occur in but its still bad. The wind is blowing hard but not as much as the old days. The wind blew much harder in the old days."

    And he was deadly serious! Give me patience! Its not bad enough hes commenting on modern balls and clubs, hes now saying the weather is different too!

    I think Grady is usually all right but he was very biased towards Norman i thought. Mark James I found pulls no punches at least. Ken Brown is really the only one i pay any attention to and even at that hes pretty light. That Cotter dudes accent is too strong for my liking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    I love the guy. He's a hero.
    Love listening to his commentary. So much better than the robots who do some of the American competitions...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭mousey007


    the beeb's coverage is okay but they have that plod lineker as their anchor and he's rubbish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭justfortherecor


    He's a legend regardless of his golfing commentary.

    Heaviest baby in Europe upon his birth in 1932, FACT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    old thread but no point in creating a new one.

    I have to say, I was a huge fan of Peter.
    Right up until the Scottish open.

    Did anyone find him extremely sarcastic and somewhat disinterested in the commentary. I found it painful to listen to in the end which I found very surprising. Hope it's a different story in a few days time !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,528 ✭✭✭BoardsMember


    It's all about his voice. For some that is enough. The content is shockingly poor, and increasingly so. Up to a few years ago he was getting away with it, but more recently it has become painfully obvious that he adds nothing. He rambles on, talking sh1te a lot of the time, loads of mistakes, no real insight into any of the players, or anything specific about the game. I really dont think he has anything of substance to offer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I find him incredibly tough going!

    It's a hard gig, the uninterrupted coverage must be a pain.
    It has to be so much easier for Sky etc commentators when they get a few mins during the adverts to compose themselves, the break also leads to a few minutes of recapping on what people have missed, thus its an additional time filler that helps those commentators.

    My biggest gripe at the BBC coverage is that there was nothing but Molinari/the leaders all weekend. Very little coverage of the rest of the field at all. Guys that were making a charge rarely got covered.

    *I may be slightly biased, I had a few e/w bets on lads that we making moves, never seemed to get sight of the at all (maybe just not enough)

    Do they cover less of the field or was it just me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,622 ✭✭✭✭coylemj


    He was rambling on yesterday (Scottish Open) and mentioned in a very disinterested tone that Mickelson had won 'a couple of majors' - eh, make that four Peter. He then informed us that Phil had recently been inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame, a pretty blatant and transparent attempt to get his co-commentator to dive in and say 'but Peter, weren't you inducted at the same event?'. Instead there was an embarrassing period of silence!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    * Cut's to Shane Lowry about to hit an approach *

    "And here's Wayne Lowry" :rolleyes:

    Andrew Cotter is Aliss' heir-apparant but we all know the BBC is great because of Ken Brown who possesses a thorough insight of the game.


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