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Women in football jerseys

  • 17-07-2007 9:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭


    Had been a while since i made it to a big match like last weekend do to various reasons not really relevant. But i dont know what happened in the intervening period but sweet jebus i was walkin with a totem all day!!!!! Women i wouldnt even throw my worst enemys slong into i'd have jumped on just cause they had a jersey on!!!!!!!

    And dont get me wrong it was not even county specific even the serious mothers of mula's would have got one!!!!

    Anybody else get that?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I'd hazard a guess that you're on your own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    Wouldn't touch them with yours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Mrs. MacGyver


    I don't understand your post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    I don't understand your post
    He thinks ladies in football jerseys are sexy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    women with jerseys on = not attractive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,656 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    I'd beg to differ. Playing a match tonight, some girls training right beside the pitch. The hottest one there had a jersey on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,120 ✭✭✭andrew1977


    Get yourselves down to croke park on a hot summers day in the championship, some fine talent from all counties of ireland parading round in their county colours, i like it personally:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Get yourselves down to croke park on a hot summers day in the championship, some fine talent from all counties of ireland parading round in their county colours, i like it personally

    Now yua see thats what i'm talkin aboout.............but the disturbing part for me was the fact that i was watchin 30 men on a pitch while surrounded by 80% attendance being male and having.............WOOD!!!!!!!!

    which to me is just wrong!!1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    I know some guys who definetely shouldn't wear jerseys :eek:

    And with the new Irish rugby jersey being tightfit, I'm kind of dreading the rugby world cup :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    racso1975 wrote:
    Now yua see thats what i'm talkin aboout.............but the disturbing part for me was the fact that i was watchin 30 men on a pitch while surrounded by 80% attendance being male and having.............WOOD!!!!!!!!

    Well.....when you put it like that.... :eek: :rolleyes: :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    rebel72 wrote:
    I know some guys who definetely shouldn't wear jerseys :eek:

    And with the new Irish rugby jersey being tightfit, I'm kind of dreading the rugby world cup :eek:

    ...and what if they introduce speedo's. That would surely bring about the death of the sport.

    racso1975 wrote:
    Now yua see thats what i'm talkin aboout.............but the disturbing part for me was the fact that i was watchin 30 men on a pitch while surrounded by 80% attendance being male and having.............WOOD!!!!!!!!

    which to me is just wrong!!1

    Having wood while watching 30 men and being surrounded by who knows how many more is pretty strange, unless of course you're em..er..whats the word....


    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    thrill wrote:
    ..er..whats the word....
    .
    gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    gay

    That's the word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    GAA jerseys are not sexy, and I like GAA :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    The Kildare one is fine in the rain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    They are all hideous but seeing 'women' in Wexford or Celtic tops is particularly traumatizing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    I guessing you saw YOR MA!!!

    joke over


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Celtic tops and pyjama bottoms.

    Sexy.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I was asked to have sex wearing nothing but his liverpool jersey after they won the champion league




    but fcuk that, not even if i'm on a promise of the seeing to of a lifetime would I wear a fcuking liverpool jersey
    fcuking worst team ever:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Depends how many sizes to small it was on her (assuming she's a toned/skinny lady) it could be very sexy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Famous GAA supporters
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Nothing as common as a woman in footie jersey (bogball or soccer).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    You people clearly didnt see The Star page 3 last year re a hurling final between two southern counties (Cork and Kilkenny?) a blonde from one county and a half Asian bird from the other county, both with the baps being lifted out :) I like them if theyre worn by the right type, its just unfortunate most wearers are chain smoking 20 stone mothers of 4.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    I hear you OP.

    While I wouldn't get wood, nor would I want to rodger every single one of them ( I'd avoid most of the flag selling "5 for a pound"'ers ) a football jersey (gaelic) can definitly turn me on, unless it's a Kerry jersey, then they can fcuk right off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭baztard


    Terry wrote:
    The Kildare one is fine in the rain.

    Seconded. Some women surpass themselves with a good jersey on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    He thinks ladies in football jerseys are sexy.
    we played a match 3 or 4 years ago, the u16 gurling team vs the senior comogie team, i was disapointed at the end, i went to swap jerseys at the end, they were not impressed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,289 ✭✭✭gucci


    Mushy wrote:
    I'd beg to differ. Playing a match tonight, some girls training right beside the pitch. The hottest one there had a jersey on.

    you mean there was others without jerseys on?? how did you play the game??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭jamie_jj69


    is this dealing purely with irish girls wearing gaa jerseys?

    maybe u should tune into soccer am on a saturday morning, skysports 1, wait for the soccerette, then u'll see how hot a chick can look in a jersey.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Dev 17


    I don't like GAA jerseys, they look tacky and cheap to me. However a nice bird in a tight rugby jersey.

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Most Gah jerseys are particularly shocking, but the Carlow one. Wtf?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Tha Gopher wrote:
    You people clearly didnt see The Star page 3 last year re a hurling final between two southern counties (Cork and Kilkenny?) a blonde from one county and a half Asian bird from the other county, both with the baps being lifted out :) I like them if theyre worn by the right type, its just unfortunate most wearers are chain smoking 20 stone mothers of 4.

    Pics or it didn't happen ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Ibjiba


    Pics or it didn't happen ;)
    Probably not...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, head down to Dorset Street or the Clonliffe Road before a major football game - the sheer overwhelming hotness will knock you out. ;)
    Or Coppers of a Saturday night - there's another treat for ya!

    Football jerseys - most unflattering items of clothing EVAR.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    the senior comogie team

    Most defo gonna start supposrting my local team(prob in a brown mack)
    OP, head down to Dorset Street or the Clonliffe Road before a major football game - the sheer overwhelming hotness will knock you out

    This now my intention no matter who is playing!!
    I was asked to have sex wearing nothing but his liverpool jersey after they won the champion league

    If you wish to pm pics i will provide you with feedback:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I was asked to have sex wearing nothing but his liverpool jersey after they won the champion league
    Did he also ask if he could call you Peter Crouch?

    If so... you probably should start to worry.





    (yes... I had to look up Liverpool FC on the internet to find the name of a player...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    i would have thought it was so he could scream "he shoots, HE SCORES!!!" right at the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    racso1975 wrote:
    This now my intention no matter who is playing!!
    More toothless smiles than you can shake a stick at!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Pics or it didn't happen ;)


    And my motivation to lie is

    a- Im clearly from Cork/Kilkenny despite my location and want to prove our women are hot and up for it

    b- Im the girls agent and need exposure

    I remembered mainly because its seldom if ever you see Irish women in anything even remotely pornographic. Jesus we must be the only country in Europe that has produced a grand total of about four commercially available pornos. Similiar sized countries (in terms of population) in Eastern Europe seem to have an unlimited amount of it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭theTinker


    I had this conversation with a friend over the weekend. I was out buying a jersey myself(male) and couldnt get over how damn hot it was to see all these country girls in Jerseys. Ive noticed it a few times at this stage, I have some fine looking friends who just suddenly get really hot looking as soon as they put thier jerseys on.
    My mate also had the same opinion, she loves girls in jerseys. We then asked another and she also agreed. I haven't checked with anyone else but im sure ive heard it mentioned a few times.
    I think its the fun look, loose clothing, silky, and the way it falls on there chest thats just sexy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    It is wrong. It must be stopped.

    List of things I will ban when I'm in Charge:

    1. Wimmin in Jerseys
    2. More than one ring on a hand. (The jewellery type)
    3. Track suit bottoms when not engaged in a sporting activity.
    4. Trainers, unless actually running.
    5. Short tops on anyone over a size 8.
    6. Wearing all of the above while swearing loudly at their children.

    This is my manifesto. It will be come to pass...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    JC 2K3 wrote:
    women with jerseys on = not attractive.

    So true. I think they look ****e on blokes too mind you. I've lived in Tallaght for a few years and it's like a uniform; Jersey, Tracksuit bottoms and a pair Nike Runners. Like a pack of sheep.
    stovelid wrote:
    They are all hideous but seeing 'women' in Wexford or Celtic tops is particularly traumatizing.

    Oh and the Celtic Jersey. Call the fashion police, it's FUGLY. I will tell you now if you wear one, you ARE a scobe. That said I always found football a stupid game of divers and wimps who can't take a lil nudge during a game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Tha Gopher wrote:
    And my motivation to lie is

    a- Im clearly from Cork/Kilkenny despite my location and want to prove our women are hot and up for it

    b- Im the girls agent and need exposure

    I remembered mainly because its seldom if ever you see Irish women in anything even remotely pornographic. Jesus we must be the only country in Europe that has produced a grand total of about four commercially available pornos. Similiar sized countries (in terms of population) in Eastern Europe seem to have an unlimited amount of it.

    Was just hoping you had pics :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,656 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    gucci wrote:
    you mean there was others without jerseys on?? how did you play the game??

    Ah no, they were training, wearing whatever t-shirts they had. Plus, I was a sub mostly:D. Not eveyone wears jerseys to training. Oh, and it was a Celtic top this one had on. Maybe it was the short Gaelic shorts she(and all others) had on her too that did it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    thetinker you must defo write porn movies!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    sueme wrote:
    Short tops on anyone over a size 8
    Ah come on! Over a size 12 fair enough, but size 8?! As long as the stomach isn't flabby it should be fair enough no matter what size. But yeah, most size 14s aren't gonna have a flat stomach.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    football jerseys make woman look fat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yep, they ain't flattering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 667 ✭✭✭aequinoctium


    what about a jersey one size too small on a slim woman (to cover the size 8 thing)???


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