Dirty Listening.

rediguana

I'm doing up a playlist for my laptop for those nights where I'm giving a lucky lady, generally my girlfriend, the night of her life. So far my list comprises:

1. Loving You / Minnie Ripperton
2. How Does It Feel? / D'Angelo
3. Beautiful / Pharrel Williams & Snoop Dogg
4. That "J'Taime " song that was banned.
5. Sexual Healing / Marvin Gaye
6. Erotica / Madonna
7. Let's Get It On / Marvin Gaye
8. Beautiful / Al Green

That's it so far, but obviously that'll only run for a half an hour or so. I need many, many more songs.

Any suggestions? Have you a favourite getting-it-on song? No track is too cheesy.

Randomswinger

You should add Hard F*$^king by Tenacious D

rediguana

Randomswinger wrote:

You should add Hard F*$^king by Tenacious D

Thank you for your input, Swinger. I tried looking it up but I got "F**k Her Gently" by Tenacious D instead. Something tells me the hard version is better.

Tchocky

This whole situation is making me giggle. Just do what everyone else does and get a vaguely-stained CDR from a mate with "SEX MIX" written on in crayon.

rediguana

Jesus, how did I forget Prince's "Sexy Motherf**k*r"? Or his song "Orgasm"? It's basically just the P-Man abusing his guitar as some chick moans in ecstasy in the not-so-background.

Prince has a good few suitable songs, now that I think of it.

Tchocky

A Tear For Eddie - Ween

It doesn't have suggestive lyrics, or any lyrics in fact. Just a sexy guitar hook.

Although you're getting advice from a guy who was happy with Joy Division playing in the background

rediguana

Tchocky wrote:

This whole situation is making me giggle. Just do what everyone else does and get a vaguely-stained CDR from a mate with "SEX MIX" written on in crayon.

Nah, it's gotta be personalised. I can't imagine any of my friends are disturbed enough to have their own homespun sex-playlist anyway.

Lola123

Put something from Dirty DANCING on it and you'll do well!

rediguana

Lola123 wrote:

Put something from Dirty DANCING on it and you'll do well!

I feel impotency coming on already. The STATE of the girl in that film! Was her name actually "Baby"?

rediguana

Tchocky wrote:

A Tear For Eddie - Ween

It doesn't have suggestive lyrics, or any lyrics in fact. Just a sexy guitar hook.

Although you're getting advice from a guy who was happy with Joy Division playing in the background

I checked out that track (a live version). It's very good alright.

Who in blazes are Joy Division?

Tchocky

Ah, don't bother if you mean to get busy :P

The advantage of making this kind of playlist is that if you end up requiring it, you won't care so very much about what you're listening to.

JæKæ

Jungle Fever from Boogie Nights Soundtrack

rediguana

Tchocky wrote:

Ah, don't bother if you mean to get busy :P

The advantage of making this kind of playlist is that if you end up requiring it, you won't care so very much about what you're listening to.

But I do care! It's important, just like the lighting and the temperature are. Too cold and you're confined to beneath the covers, too bright and ladies can get shy.

Back in the glory days when I was single, I had a red-bulbed lamp on my bedside locker that sprung into action whenever I got lucky. In one way, the ruby hue emanating from my room was kind of sleazy (especially in the presence of my then G-Funk-heavy music collection), but it WAS very flattering for everyone and nobody ever asked me to turn it off.

Ahh, the memories.

Tchocky

Tell me about it

When i lived in the States, my room had no main bulb, but the ceiling was covered in Christmas Tree lights. Worked a treat

rediguana

Tchocky wrote:

Tell me about it

When i lived in the States, my room had no main bulb, but the ceiling was covered in Christmas Tree lights. Worked a treat

I still have Christmas lights but they're not so appropriate during the long, hot Irish summer.

Problem is, they're a well-documented fire hazard. But, for me anyway, my room is already an area for pyrotechnics so the risk of being sizzled is already high.

rediguana

JæK&#230 wrote:

Jungle Fever from Boogie Nights Soundtrack

This song is the bomb! It's on the list. Grazie.

Tchocky

I'm probably going to cause my own death in a far more interesting manner, anyway.

Um, can't knock Kylie for this kind of operation

Ween - Booze Me Up & Get me High

seriously, Ween - Voodoo Lady

JæKæ

Ben Harper's Sexual Healing is good too.

rediguana

JæK&#230 wrote:

Ben Harper's Sexual Healing is good too.

Marvin can't be touched on this one, surely??

stovelid

rediguana

I thought there'd be more suggestions. Looks like the denizens of Ireland are making sweet love to a background of deafening silence

lordgoat

rediguana wrote:

Who in blazes are Joy Division?

I actually have no words to express my dismay...

rediguana

lordgoat wrote:

I actually have no words to express my dismay...

I'm 27 - should I know these "Joy Division" bums? What kind of musical instruments do they play?

stovelid

What I love about this is imagining the look on some woman's face when you get her back to your place and switch on the sleazo-mix

rediguana wrote:

I'm 27 - should I know these "Joy Division" bums? What kind of musical instruments do they play?

They were a big disco crossover band in the 70's. High pitched voices, harmonies and poignant yet lewd lyrics. A wonderful, uplifting, shagging soundtrack IMO.

lordgoat

I'm 27 and i can't remember a time i didn't know who Joy Division were. They're up there with Pixies, The Smiths, The Cure, Gram Parsons, the Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits etc.

rediguana

Yes, I've heard of The Cure, and The Smiths. The rest I'm only dimly aware of. It should be apparent by now that I'm not a music connoisseur. Back in the day, I liked Iron Maiden and Metallica (etc). Since I turned 20, it's mostly rap, R'n'B, classical, jazz. I hate the seventies and don't get me started on the sixties. Modern is good, if it happened before I can remember it, I'm not interested. The Beatles suck.

wet-paint

In all honesty, would any of ye play the songs ye suggested if you're trying to create a nice relaxed atmosphere in the bedroom?
It has **** all to do with the lyrics or name of the song, I prefer something like Eagle Eye Cherry's Desireless, something that's chilled out, it can play in the background, it's great to tune in and out to post coitus, but it's not strident enough to interrupt you or put you off your stride, so to speak. Try to find something like that for you.

but then you'll get ones like Sexual healing that win, just cos of his glorious voice.

remus808

rediguana wrote:

I thought there'd be more suggestions. Looks like the denizens of Ireland are making sweet love to a background of deafening silence

No, we just listen to decent music!

Lol the sleazy kind of ideas you have would just make me laugh when it comes to bed-time IMO.. I prefer to just listen to music I actually like.. examples: mogwai for relaxed, the distillers for energetic

rediguana

Wet-Paint / KarmaBass, thanks.

I understand your points. Just to clarify, I have a live-in girlfriend of 5+ years. Our room is already ultra-relaxed. We don't need Kinobe's "Slip Into Something More Comfortable" to put us at our ease. We (both of us) want music-to-XXXX-to.

phoenix2181

at a medium pace by Adam Sandler, chicks dig it!

lordgoat

phoenix2181 wrote:

at a medium pace by Adam Sandler, chicks dig it!

This sounds perfect for red.

rediguana

Adam Sandler the comedic actor???

Not really dirty, but reminiscint of my early 20's - Spiller featuring Groovejet and Sophie Ellis Bexter "IF This Ain't Love" (or whatever!). What a track! It's going on it, just for nostalgia value.

Jimbo808

Ok if you really want to do some damage to your significant other than there's no better song that either:

NIN - Close

Prince - Get Off

Make sure you've got a nice set of speakers and push the bass up....alot!


oh yea and em, use protection...

rediguana

Jimbo808 wrote:

oh yea and em, use protection...

I'm always very careful. I get the girl to sign a disclaimer beforehand agreeing that I'm not responsible if she's ruined for all other men after her night of passion with me. It's not romantic, but these are litigious times.


Yeah, Prince's "Get Off" is brilliant. Ever heard his song, "Come"? Another classic.

The NIN one I'll look up.

Cheers.

BaZmO*

OP, been reading a lot of Pighead threads lately?

rediguana

No, I only read my own threads. What's the story with Pig-Head?

BaZmO*

rediguana wrote:

No, I only read my own threads. What's the story with Pig-Head?

Ah bless!

Nice try Red. I like the way you even changed the way his name is spelt.

CJhaughey

How bout an already mixed CD?
http://www.discogs.com/release/210489

J.S. Pill

Am I the only one who likes to put on German techno??

Jimbo808

Well you and the German nation presumably?

Dudess

stovelid wrote:

They were a big disco crossover band in the 70's. High pitched voices, harmonies and poignant yet lewd lyrics. A wonderful, uplifting, shagging soundtrack IMO.

OP, Minnie Riperton's Inside My Love is WAY sexier than Loving You (you'll find it on the Jackie Brown soundtrack). Good Lord, if sex was a song, that would be it!
And you gotta throw in I Want You by Marvin.

Kali

rediguana wrote:

Who in blazes are Joy Division?

If you don't know by now then you're probably too far down the bad road

rediguana

BaZmO* wrote:

Ah bless!

Nice try Red. I like the way you even changed the way his name is spelt.

You're not the detective you think you are. I have no other accounts. I waste enough time on this one.

rediguana

Dudess wrote:

OP, Minnie Riperton's Inside My Love is WAY sexier than Loving You (you'll find it on the Jackie Brown soundtrack). Good Lord, if sex was a song, that would be it!
And you gotta throw in I Want You by Marvin.

I'll check out that other Minnie Ripperton one, thanks. I already have that Marvin Gaye one, pretty slick alright. Have you heard his version of The Beatles' "Yesterday"? Not exactly sexy, but so mournful!

rediguana

CJhaughey wrote:

How bout an already mixed CD?
http://www.discogs.com/release/210489

Nice one, that looks good. I remember that ATB track, some nice moaning in it alright.

Jimbo808

ill probably get a blasting for this but Track number one of Justin Timberlake (Timbalands muse!) latest album.

Its the title track, called "FutureSex/LoveSounds"

Or his other single "My Love". If you can't **** to that beat then you can't ****!

hah im so gay

Dudess

And of course the obvious one (can't believe I forgot it): Donna Summer's Love to Love You, Baby. The moaning even caused controversy.
Actually the '70s is your best bet for songs that sound like sex - about '74-'79.

Donna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY
Minnie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VS6X_ExoLU

rediguana

Jimbo808 wrote:

ill probably get a blasting for this but Track number one of Justin Timberlake (Timbalands muse!) latest album.

Its the title track, called "FutureSex/LoveSounds"

Or his other single "My Love". If you can't **** to that beat then you can't ****!

hah im so gay

I have that album, I think it's great! I must be gay too. I'm not crazy about "My Love" but there are 2-3 other likely candidates on the album.

Thanks, Dudess, too. I'll you-tube that Donna Summer song later on to see if the moaning is as erotic as you're insinuating

Dudess

rediguana wrote:

Thanks, Dudess, too. I'll you-tube that Donna Summer song later on to see if the moaning is as erotic as you're insinuating

No worries. Lack of disappointment - guaranteed! Seriously porny sounding, wah-wah guitars and all. Just ignore the appallingly naff video. You'll recognise the chorus - Beyoncé used it for Naughty Girl recently.
Sadly the Minnie video is just a frozen screen. I've googled pics of her though. I know it's mean but she really was nothing near as hot as she sounded.
On this she actually sings the line "do you want a ride" (well it's actually "do you wanna ride" but it sounds the same!)

BaZmO*

rediguana wrote:

You're not the detective you think you are. I have no other accounts. I waste enough time on this one.

Who mentioned multiple accounts? hmmm...
Anyway, I didn't say you were Pighead I just said your replies were very Pighead-esque.

But enough of this off-topicry.
Try "Because I Love You" by Lenny Williams.
Guaranteed to get your lady in the mood, but use sparingly as it's a powerful aul belter of a choon!!!

rediguana

BaZmO* wrote:

Who mentioned multiple accounts? hmmm...
Anyway, I didn't say you were Pighead I just said your replies were very Pighead-esque.

But enough of this off-topicry.
Try "Because I Love You" by Lenny Williams.
Guaranteed to get your lady in the mood, but use sparingly as it's a powerful aul belter of a choon!!!

Okay okay, no hard feelings. This Pig-Man must really be something, if he's like me. Do you have a link to any of his threads?

That Lenny Williams ballad is a nice one too. Very tender, perhaps suited to the latter stages of the love marathon when the pace has (finally) eased.