How to make money fast

Blondie86Star

Does anyone know how to do this. I have a job but get paid at the end of the month and getting an overdraft/ loan is out of the question! please help!

Karoma

Unless you want "Go on the job, like yore ma." replies - I'd suggest the Biz fora or thinking for yourself.

Kur4mA

Qft

ciano1

bank heist or drugs ??

Ruu_Old

Apart from getting another job, maybe sell some of your stuff that you don't use anymore, CDs, DVDs, etc.

Rabies

If you work a regular 9-5 job, then try to find some part-time evening work 2-3 days a week.

GhostInTheRuins

Ain't that what we all want to know?

Gandalf23

Gambling.

I know a guy who makes about €200 a week betting on tennis. He always bets on the same guys and tells me any idiot can make money like this...

stepbar

Ah but how much does he have to wager to win the 200 eur?

ballooba

1) Sell drugs.
2) Sell yourself.

Next question.

drdre

ciano1 wrote:

bank heist or drugs ??

Yep and i can help if you want

Winters

a/s/l?

Might be 50 quid in it for you.

Karoma

Gandalf23 wrote:

...any idiot can make money like this...

stepbar wrote:

Ah but how much does he have to wager to win the 200 eur?

...ahahaha

Kinetic^

Get on the game!!!

biko

Sell your stuff

drdre

Winters wrote:

a/s/l?

Might be 50 quid in it for you.

, What type of work is it?

WindSock

Make coasters with Irishey Images and sell them to touristy shops. Or stick a whole load of googley eyes to rocks and paint them, and then sell them to touristy shops. Thats what I'm doing when I retire...

Rb

Sell your womb.

FOGOFUNK

Drugs,

This new liquid cocaine im hearing all about.

The Gnome

rb_ie wrote:

Sell your womb.

Or your eggs.

MooseJam

high stakes poker game, ask some of the regulars in the poker forum how to play and you will be set

DemocAnarchis

Those gambling machines in pubs, find one with general knowledge and its quite possible to make a bit of money. Paid for my drinks one night they did.

MooseJam

DemocAnarchis wrote:

Those gambling machines in pubs, find one with general knowledge and its quite possible to make a bit of money. Paid for my drinks one night they did.

good idea, especially with internet on phone, no excuses

Random

What happens when we all get the answer to this question and then the price of living goes up? Are we back to the same question again with all the answers used up?

Anyhows, send me €10 and I'll show you a quick way of making twice a fiver. PM for address.


Cheers

ctc_celtic

if you have an ebay account its easy.
get pictures of things that people will want, ipod, dvd player, laptops etc
and put them on ebay for €50 less than the going rate.
put a buy it now price on them
let people buy them and pay with paypal.
when you have the money in paypal, transfer it to your bank account. (3-4 days)
then email buyers saying there has been a death in the family and you wont be able to post them till next week.
when next week arrives, email them and say that you have so much to organize because of the death in the family that you wont be able to get time to wrap and post the items. tell them you'll transfer the money back.
when you do get paid, pay them back.

your ebay and paypal account will be screwed but who cares.

mloc

left kidney ftw

Jesus Wept

join a club, or go travelling.... ?

Tar.Aldarion

Dump her.

Wossack

sneak into your neightbours house and light his bird-table on fire, then call at his front door offering to sell him a bucket of water

my neighbourhood fireman has made a bundle out of me

AlmightyCushion

Sell some of your organs on the black market.

Slow Motion

Dress up in brightly coloured clothes and borrow someones baby and hassle people on O'Connell St. for spare change ! There seem to be plenty of others already doing it so there must be something in it !

Mr. Incognito

Mug a junkie

jor el

Get a clipboard, a load of direct debit mandate forms and a blue bib with "Hanley Centre" or something similar written on it, then go and hound people on Grafton street until some eejits hands over their bank details. Set up the DD to your own account and watch the money roll in month after month. It's a victimless crime too as only a fool would sign over a direct debit to a complete stranger on the street.

Failing that, and to make some real money, buy an email spam list and then send a mail to about a million people claiming that you're the great grand nephew, twice removed, on your mothers side, of Mimbokj Narubo-Flambo Dinkustrunpt who was the former Grand Exalted dictator-ruler, and minister for finance, of Durkastahn. Given his recent beheadding he has left you US$16,000,000, that's SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS US CURRENCY HARD CASH, and you just need to borrow the use of someone's international current account, and possibly a few grand for lawyers fees, to get the money out. Promise to hand over loads of money to the mark by way of thanks too. You're sure to get a few replies on that one.

shrapnel222

online poker

Miguel_Sanchez

I have a high quality printing press you might be interested in.

Slow Motion

SetantaL wrote:

Mug a junkie

Sounds like a new un-PC computer game ! You make it and I'd buy it

Jimoslimos

Don't feed it!

AlmightyCushion

Jimoslimos wrote:

Don't feed it!

Oh, please tell me you didn't just say that.

Jimoslimos

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Oh, please tell me you didn't just say that.

Guilty as charged:o

Pherekydes

Quit smokes/drugs/food/drink/going out.

Slow Motion

Get a better job ?

Scuba_Scoper

I endorse this product or service.

Car Mad

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

I have a high quality printing press you might be interested in.

And I have high quality printing paper marked central bank of ireland:eek:
How much do you want for the press :rolleyes:

Gone West

find maddie

yellowellie

^^ Ha, nice one Fuzzylogic, lol!
I think your logic may not be too fuzzy after all..

Mawg

Busk, play Irish stuff for all the tourists.

Also, gig at weddings, great money, same easy tunes every time.

Gran Hermano

FuzzyLogic wrote:

find maddie

and sell one of her kidneys...............

(Must dash, my taxi to hell is at the door.)

oneeyedsnake

This is what I intend on doing:grab a lawn mower and go around people houses ask for 10 euro a pop front and back lawn,easy money!

MAYPOP

I'll lend you cash at 20% interest rate. Seriously. And I'll break limbs if you default.

Rhyme

The Gnome wrote:

Or your eggs.

Cheap'uns in Tesco.

mdebets

Go to O'Connell Street and sell the Spire to American tourists, you could even throw in the GPO for a special price.
That should make you a good amount of money.