Father Ted Trivia Quiz

civildefence

What did Ted send Dougal out to get when Mr. Benson and the Gardai came around? Episode: "old grey whistle theft"

Jam-Fly

the hedge clippers

ha-ya-said-what

Father Stone wrote: »

alternate ending for last episode? really hard one!

Is that where he joins Father Kevin on the ledge, but this time not to stop him but jump with him. I remember that one they had to change it on account of Dermot's death

Father Stone

vey good, ok here's the hardest one: outline a ted episode that was written but never made!

Jack Sheehan

coyle wrote: »

jaysus, big ask! ill give it a lash anyway:

1. "Where?"
2. Something like: "They'll lie in wait like wolves. Waiting. Interminably waiting. The smell of blood in their nostrils. And then...(snore)
3. I know carrier pigeons were involved for sure, i suppose mobile phone? And i think morse code telegraph?
4. William Shatner's Tek Wars i think.
5. Bah? no idea
6. What is the pope's real name ("people will think this is rigged!")
7. Jim!!

Very good. The answer to 5. was 'I believe it was the actor Nick Berry who said...'

bettybooper

What was the picture of on Eoin McLove's record?

Father Stone

Eoin McLove dressed as a teddy bear, Ted:"He's just asking for trouble!"

anyone know the answer to my last question? What Father Ted episode was written but scrapped, quick plot outline?

Sidney77

inst this for questions we would know from watching the show?

Het-Field

Yes, IIRC it is to do with the show's content.

Question

Who's parochial house burned down in "A Christmassy Ted" ?

Dr Sinnott

Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.

talking_walnut

coyle wrote: »

Well the artist is "Father" Neil Hannon, the episode is A Christmassy Ted (where missus Doyle is guessing Todd Unctious' name), but for the fcuking life of me I can't remember the name of the song...at a guess "This Love"?

Close. "Songs of Love". Great song.

cathysworld

Dr Sinnott wrote: »

Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.

The middle of nowhere

Its near Killnaboy, I visiteds it this "Summer" its a bit off the beaten track!

Jeanious

cathysworld wrote: »

The middle of nowhere

The truth ^^^^

Dr Sinnott wrote: »

Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.

IIRC its about half an hour or a bit more from Ennis, down some of the dodgiest lanes and cattle tracks ive ever seen! well worth it though.

pm sent by the way.

bettybooper

What kind of pile did Mrs. Doyle put the ferero roche in?

Jack Sheehan

A pyramid?

What happened at the raffle ted was at? (according to him).

admiralofthefleet

the people who ran the raffle won it

what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?

civildefence

ah feck off.

What time usually did father frost "frosty" have father damo's tea ready?

Sidney77

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the people who ran the raffle won it

what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?

shut up i think,

frosty had tea ready about 6,

according to father jessops sarcastic response how did he and bishop brennan get to craggy island

Jack Sheehan

Via Southern Yemen.

Jesus Wept

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the people who ran the raffle won it

what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?

my best guess was:

You have used 5 inches of sticky tape, god bless you!

Though, it's probably a different number. :pac:

bettybooper

How was Dougal trying to get to sleep on Christmas Eve?

Jack Sheehan

By using an exercise bike.

What does Father Ted think of the slogan 'Clit Power'.

Ron DMC

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

What does Father Ted think of the slogan 'Clit Power'.

He once knew a Fr. Clint Power.


What nationality/accent did Ted use when he was trying to convince Bishop Brennan that he had called a wrong number?

keano_afc

A very crude French accent.

What is Ted's least favourite sandwich filling?

PaddyPug

keano_afc wrote: »

A very crude French accent.

What is Ted's least favourite sandwich filling?

Egg!

What was the car make and model of the car in the raffle and whos did he borrow when he hammered his?

ronnie3585

PaddyPug wrote: »

Egg!

What was the car make and model of the car in the raffle

Rover 213SE

whos did he borrow when he hammered his?

Larry Duff?

PaddyPug

Ooooh ur not allowed to google! I'm sure you knew that tho, i was only messin!

He was the dancing priest! That's not his name!

civildefence

The dancing priest was Liam Finnegan

What was the last prize the diocese gave the parish to raffle before the car and in what year was that raffle?

994

civildefence wrote: »

The dancing priest was Liam Finnegan

What was the last prize the diocese gave the parish to raffle before the car and in what year was that raffle?

A bag of coal. The year was about 1964

bettybooper

What did Dougal say that Kevin had rolled when they were playing snakes and ladders?