A Day off work or Sex

Some women in the past have answered the question which they preferred

Sex or shopping

Men*,
Which would you choose?
A day off work or the opportunity to have sex with a hot woman
Some might say how hot?
but let's just say for the sake or an argument she's semi hot:D



*women can answer too just trying to get the idea

Tar.Aldarion

What is semi-hot?
For Avril, sex.

solas

Atari jaguar

I just took the day off work and sex is out of the question.


I'm female btw

theKED

A day off work to go shopping for sex toys.

Day off

Ok
sorry meant to say sex with current partner and if you don't have a partner a semi attractive woman

Just no one famous or anythin

Oryx

Day off

I work for my husband. So I can have both.:D

petes

Day off

Sex.

gucci

Atari jaguar

can you just not use some of your day off to have sex??
il take the day off please, i dont generally have to email my girlfriend 2 weeks in advance asking for permission to have sex, so il take the day off, i like a bit of spontaneity

Necronomicon

I misread the thread and thought it said "A Day off work for sex".

Best of both worlds

digitally-yours

Atari jaguar

Day off please !

I am Married I can wait !:D

Jonesy3110

Atari jaguar

Its weird that no one picked "depends on other things" Like whether this semi-hot girl is any good at all in bed? I mean does it really not matter to people if she lies there like a plank as long as she's lying there like a sexy plank?

Oh and personality counts... cough ... obviously

Kintarō Hattori

Depends on other things

I'll take the day off of work as I can pretty much have sex anyday with the missus if I wanted it.

TerrorFirmer

Atari jaguar

eo980 wrote:

I'll take the day off of work as I can pretty much have sex anyday with the missus if I wanted it.

Exactly! Weed out the single desperate men thread....:D

Anti

Atari jaguar

Day off anytime. I can get my jollies when i want.

Doodee

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Its weird that no one picked "depends on other things" Like whether this semi-hot girl is any good at all in bed? I mean does it really not matter to people if she lies there like a plank as long as she's lying there like a sexy plank?

Oh and personality counts... cough ... obviously

Atleast she is thinking of Ireland.


Day off to go shopping and try have sex during, far more adventurous!

Duff

Day off

Sex, cus id be happy for the rest of the day and wouldnt give a ****e what my workday was like!

Caliden

Day off

I enjoy work so it has to be sex.

5starpool

Day off

I have had a good bit of one of the options recently, and none of the other. A hint is that I am not the hardest worker out there. Semi hot would be a bonus, but not a necessity

You on a day off today CSG???

A/S/L??

Kinetic^

Atari jaguar

You can beat a woman, but you just can't beat a good day off!!!!

petes

Day off

I'd like to change to a day off, preferably today. I am banjaxed here at the minute. Totally self inflicted.

azezil

Atari jaguar

Day off, during which I'd have sex :P

monkeyfudge

How about a half day off or a hand shandy?

Or... a 3 hour lunch break or a bag piping session?

imeatingchips

Depends on other things

EASY QUESTION!!!! it's are you single or not?

Cos for anyone who's single they'd say:
sex yes please thanks when do I get it please thanks!

but for anyone who isn't they'd say:
fcuking day off nice one!

Cos if you are with someone then you can have ur day off, have a peddler/flick the bean/stick ur finger up ur arse whatever and keep yourself ticking over til the other half gets home and then bate the arsé off her

5starpool

Day off

5starpool wrote:

I have had a good bit of one of the options recently, and none of the other. A hint is that I am not the hardest worker out there. Semi hot would be a bonus, but not a necessity

You on a day off today CSG???

A/S/L??

Jesus not for the want of one it's gorgeous out!

Sex anytime though! It put's you in a good mood for the day:D
or combine them both
sex in work now that you cannot beat that but leaves you distracted and knackered the rest of the day though:p

monkeyfudge wrote:

How about a half day off or a hand shandy?

Or... a 3 hour lunch break or a bag piping session?

Do you allow your monkey into barcode with you because I could have sworn on my life I seen you there a few weeks ago

Zaph

Day off

Been on sick leave for ages so days off aren't really much of a novelty at the moment, but sex would be so that's what I went for.

monkeyfudge

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Do you allow your monkey into barcode with you because I could have sworn on my life I seen you there a few weeks ago

I don't think I've ever brought my monkey in there.

Last time I stumbled in there was probably about 2 or 3 months ago.

monkeyfudge

Day off

monkeyfudge wrote:

I don't think I've ever brought my monkey in there.

Last time I stumbled in there was probably about 2 or 3 months ago.

Yeah prob would have been then, not too sure

Macca07

Day off

are ye serious? it has to be sex!!! if ur boss came up to u first thing this morning and said "You can either take the day off or have sex with this hot 21yo secretry". Come on people, see sense!!!

biko

Day off

I can take a day off some other time but you should never turn down sex. Like food, never turn down food.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Atari jaguar

Sex with YORE MA????



OK I'm leaving now

Nevyn

Fff I mean really the Right answer is a Day of work to have Sex.
To spend the day in bed or all over the house at it in all the possible ways and positions.

Day off

True but kinda defeats the purpose of the question but I like your thinking



/emails boss for a day off next week

Fremen

I'm unemployed so every day is a day off. I'll take sex thanks.

Vegeta

Depends on other things

Kenny 5 wrote:

You can beat a woman, but you just can't beat a good day off!!!!

How politically incorrect yet very very funny at the same time +1

Day off work i'd have to say (because I hate my job)

fullstop

Day off work followed by intercourse in the evening!

Q_Ball

Depends on other things

You can have sex whenever your girlfriend/wife/mistress wants to, you can pull a sickie any day you want, but how often do you get to play an atari jaguar?!

I've drank too much tea

Ruu_Old

I work from home so getting a day off hasn't the same effect anymore.

Oryx

Day off

fullstop wrote:

Day off work followed by intercourse in the evening!

Intercourse? You must do it the posh way.

The Bollox

I don't get the question. how does going to work get you sex? unless you mean a romp with the new secretary

Mossy Monk

Depends on other things

I'd like to play an Atari Jaguar please.

Santa Claus

Atari jaguar

As I'm a man-whore and my work involves pleasuring women, I'll take the day off please !!

Wibbs

Day off

Sex, because while you can definitely have to much work, you can't have enough sex. For me anyway, whether the sex is "on tap" or not. I've had bad and mediocre times working, but the worst sex I can remember was just above mediocre. The partners at times may have been thinking more of work mind.....

Pigman II

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Sex anytime though! It put's you in a good mood for the day:D

Exactly.In fact I heard you once let a guy do you up the bum and it made your whole week.

monkeyfudge

oooh... a pun... how delightful!

I'm surprised no one has asked what 'bag piping' is though. It's easily worth sacrificing a 3 hour lunch break for.

MooseJam

Atari jaguar

whats bag piping

monkeyfudge

MooseJam wrote:

whats bag piping

It's when your lady friend uses her armpit to **** you off.

admiralofthefleet

Day off

sex all the way, with emily out of big bother as an avatar

MooseJam

Atari jaguar

monkeyfudge wrote:

It's when your lady friend uses her armpit to **** you off.

lol took a while for the penny to drop, very good

Slutmonkey57b

Day off

monkeyfudge wrote:

It's when your lady friend uses her armpit to **** you off.

Why on earth would you do that when her tits are right there???

Or is she one of the unfortunate ones who can't wrap them round? There's nothing more depressing than that.

faceman

Day off

sex of course, and call in sick afterward!

Tar.Aldarion

Wel since I have work and sex nearly every day, it has to be work.