Hairy Armpits

WindSock

What do you think of the Au Naturale look on Women? And why is it such a turn off?

Pighead

boreds wrote:

What do you think of the Au Naturale look on Women? And why is it such a turn off?

Who says its a turn off? Pigheads made love to many hairless women and not one of them has ever come close to the Hairy Harlot that goes by the name of Beruthial. As the old Chinese proverb goes
She of the hairy armpits shall possess the tenderest of fingers.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

boreds wrote:

And why is it such a turn off?

Cus it's mingin, simple as

Jesus Wept

boreds wrote:

What do you think of the Au Naturale look on Women? And why is it such a turn off?

It's wrong, women should be genetically modified to be hairless apart from the hair on their head and eyebrows.

We have the technology, let's put it to work.

WindSock

Pighead wrote:

Who says its a turn off?

Loads of guys. They always go 'ugh' or whatever and make a face when they encounter a hairy armpit. I got strange looks from both sexes before, myself. I was thinking of dyeing it and putting beads in for decoration, but it might be a bit uncomfortable.

WindSock

sean_keevey wrote:

Cus it's mingin, simple as

But whyyy?

Jesus Wept

boreds wrote:

But whyyy?

because men are hairy, and most men aren't attracted to men.

WindSock

The-Rigger wrote:

It's wrong, women should be genetically modified to be hairless apart from the hair on their head and eyebrows.

We have the technology, let's put it to work.

So you like pre pubescent girls then? PAEDO! PAEDO!

cson

Pighead wrote:

As the old Chinese proverb goes
She of the hairy armpits shall possess the tenderest of fingers.

Cson is loathe to question Pigheads wiseness, but cson wonders about the validity of that proverb....

Jesus Wept

boreds wrote:

So you like pre pubescent girls then? PAEDO! PAEDO!

Yes, that's what I said. :rolleyes:

Go have a shave

Anyhow, imo women don't need to be hairless down below, a well maintained landing strip of sorts looks fine, its hard to define what works and what doesn't, apart from saying the natural untended, afro look is not appealing to me, or most.

limerick_man

Yeah, hairy armpits just seems Manly... and manly is generally not a good quality in a woman

Pighead

cson wrote:

Cson is loathe to question Pigheads wiseness, but cson wonders about the validity of that proverb....

This post reminds Pighead of another wise old Chinese proverbs.

He who wonders about validity of proverbs shall spend his life walking into trees. For the doubting one shall have both eyes closed.

uglyjohn

if you are going to talk about armpits...then we have to mention legs,back,facial and (ugh!!!) boob hair.

i would take armpit over any of those any day of the week.

DeBeere

Hairy Women?

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

A little less hair on men would be welcome

Thrill

Hairy underarms are the pits.

Would you like a guy who went au naturale and let his nose hair grow down to his upper lip?

I think not.

Pighead

bluewolf wrote:

A little less hair on men would be welcome for I bluewolf want to be the dominant hairy partner in my couple :mad:

You tell em bluewolf. Hairy chicks rock, don't mind these teenagers. One day they shall realise that hair=best.

DonkeyStyle \o/

I likes a bit of pit hair tbh... I don't see anything masculine about it.
Maybe men should have their nipples surgically removed because women are the only ones who need them.
Uuurgh, a guy with nipples... mingin! :rolleyes:

cson

Pighead wrote:

Hairy chicks rock

Even arse hair Pighead? Even arse hair?

Red Hand

I think ye are all missing the big picture...I mean someone's armpits would grow cold if they weren't covered in insulating hair?

Alter-Ego

Hairy women? Wrong. Just Wrong.

Pighead

cson wrote:

Even arse hair Pighead? Even arse hair?

As long as the hair in the posterior region is well maintained and conditioned and not matted together by any foreign substance then yes, even arse hair.

KTRIC

what about a hairy arse and legs lads ? any takers ?

DeBeere

Pighead wrote:

As long as the hair in the posterior region is well maintained and conditioned and not matted together by any foreign substance then yes, even arse hair.

I guess anything goes down in Dundalk!

cson

Up above you KTRIC.....

And to think cson used to have a certain warped degree of respect for you Pighead. A hairy arse is just plain rough. Heres an old cson proverb for ya: "she was as rough as a bears arse, in fact she had a bears arse."

Pighead

DeBeere wrote:

I guess anything goes down in Dundalk!

Post reported for insinuating Pighead takes it up the arse.

DeBeere

Pighead wrote:

Post reported for insinuating Pighead takes it up the arse.

Emm ... I believe we are talking about women. I just took what you said and associated it with your area.

Just a bit of friendly banter tbh.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

You tell em bluewolf. Hairy chicks rock, don't mind these teenagers. One day they shall realise that hair=best.

Nah, we should all be hairless. Except on our heads. That's the way forward.

cujimmy

I remember a conversation from years ago when I was a nurse

Nurse: mary, maybe you should think about shaving under your arms

Patient: No way

Nurse: Why not

Patient: Cause if I do, where's Frank going to put his co*k when its the wrong time of the month

Jesus Wept

cujimmy wrote:

I remember a conversation from years ago when I was a nurse

Nurse: mary, maybe you should think about shaving under your arms

Patient: No way

Nurse: Why not

Patient: Cause if I do, where's Frank going to put his co*k when its the wrong time of the month

in her rear? mouth? between her breasts?


the armpit would be way way way down the list

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote:

in her rear? mouth? between her breasts?

Or, shock horror, same place as usual

randylonghorn

boreds wrote:

And why is it such a turn off?

Socialisation.

bluewolf wrote:

A little less hair on men would be welcome

simu

Arm pits aren't exactly attractive even at the best of times tbh. Puny humans!

Wibbs

bluewolf wrote:

A little less hair on men would be welcome

I for one am proud of my manly body hair. It's only those prepubescent testosterone lacking boys who are without it. The day I start shaving or God forbid waxing is the day the metrosexuals have won.* I say NO! the buck stops here. The thin end of the wedge it is. Next it's foundation for men. Have you seen those ads for moisturiser for men? "She can see your wrinkles". Indeed. If she's that close she has damn good reason to be grateful for such a close up view. Wrinkles are a record of my facial emotions. Max factor aren't going to remove them, if I have anything to do with it. Goddaaamit!**

As an aside, I don't mind a bit of underarm hair on a woman. If shít like that puts you off, then you're not half dirty enough to be useful in other ways.....:D


*though I'm weak enough to admit that if I had back hair I would get shot of it.:D

** I feel the need to go to the beer guts and receding hair forum(though sadly I am in possession of neither)where the brothers know how to lay down the law on such matters.

Mully

boreds wrote:

What do you think of the Au Naturale look on Women?

I'm all for it. I think it stems from watching French movies in my formative years ...

Tar.Aldarion

Hair is power, we will never give up our armpit dominance.

Dreamer 7

My other half likes a bit of fuzz under the arm, not dreadlocks or anything but not smooth either.

He says it makes me "dirty"

thebman

Turn off because its not the norm so its unexpected and as men have armpit hair, it is seen as a turn off would be my guess.

All I know is I don't like it.

watsgone

Can't stand it

Beruthiel

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads made love to many hairless women and not one of them has ever come close to the Hairy Harlot that goes by the name of Beruthial.

You really need to get over this obsession now Piggie.

As Confucius said:


If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot.

He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

John Mason

i prefer my men with no underarm hair but that just me

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

what aboutr men with one armpit shaved and one hairy?

John Mason

Mordeth wrote:

what aboutr men with one armpit shaved and one hairy?

that could work, its the snuggling thinging i hate with the all hair,

AlmightyCushion

boreds wrote:

What do you think of the Au Naturale look on Women? And why is it such a turn off?

It's disgusting. I don't wanna fúck some woman who can plait her arm pits.

ShowUsYourXbox

Why do we dislike women with armpit hair? Because TV and Magazines say we should.

It is minging though.

Jesus Wept

ShowUsYourXbox wrote:

Why do we dislike women with armpit hair? Because TV and Magazines say we should.

It is minging though.

no, it's because its fúcking wrong.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

so if gwen stefani let her armpit hair grow a bit, you'd say no?

really?

Jesus Wept

Mordeth wrote:

so if gwen stefani let her armpit hair grow a bit, you'd say no?

really?

I'd say 'go have a shave Gwen'.

bolliwoodi

I wouldnt go outside the door in a spagetti top without my armpits shaved

its gross:eek: