Ruth badger, Would you?

Anti

So there i was this morning sitting down having brekkie, when i started to over hear a conversation by a group of lads and girls behind me. They were going on about the new show she has on sky 1 " badger or bust " It was pretty normal harmless stuff at first, untill one of the girls at the tabls asks the lads if they would lob the head into her.....

I almost chocked on my cereal at this point. One of the lads there, A lanky looking bloke just spat out " yeah, id give her one "

At this point i got up and left, as i paid for my brekkie and didnt fancy hurling it back up.

Now i cant get it out of my head. Personally i wouldnt even touch her with Karoma's.

But the rest of ye. Would ye? And be honest

connundrum

80% no.

100% of the time.

But I can see where the attraction is, she is teh bosseh

Duggy747

Nintendo DS lite?!

Oh good god no! She's shaped like a box......a big one at that (possibly a fridge box?) Carol Vordeman for me, I'd like to plural her vowel anytime!

watna

Isn't she gay? I'm sure I heard that somewhere.

Dun laoire

Nintendo DS lite?!

NO. Rough as a bears arse

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

Yeah, she left her husband and came out after winning the apprentice.

tbh

jaysus no. And I am not a fussy man.

layke

Nintendo DS lite?!

A sniper wouldn't take her out.

Tar.Aldarion

No..Not even with Karoma's.
When they started playing golden touch as she came out I cringed.

Stephen

I cannot answer the question without seeing some pictures. I've no idea who the fup she is.

Kojak

No way would I go near that one. Jaysus, I'd hate to see the man that would :eek:

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

_feedback_

Nintendo DS lite?!

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

:eek: NO ......................

6ix

Nintendo DS lite?!

Wouldn't ride her into battle.

Kintarō Hattori

Nintendo DS lite?!

Duggy747 wrote:

Oh good god no! She's shaped like a box......a big one at that (possibly a fridge box?) Carol Vordeman for me, I'd like to plural her vowel anytime!

Carol Vorderman is yummy, and an absolute no to Ms. Badger!

For the unaware:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Badger

Slow Motion

Nintendo DS lite?!

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

Not even with yours !

humanji

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

Looks like she's just come off a paintball range.

Hang on a second? Did someone say she won the Apprentice? So someone wins a reality tv show and now is trying to save failing companies? How much faith could you put into her?

ntlbell

I'd say anyone who's voted no is telling porkies.

I most deinitley would.

Her and mary harney could be very interesting!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Nintendo DS lite?!

watna wrote:

Isn't she gay? I'm sure I heard that somewhere.

She looks like she is... And not in a good way

But no. Never.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Nintendo DS lite?!

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

Lookit the GUNS on her!!!

Caliden

I wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall

beans

Nintendo DS lite?!

She didn't win the Apprentice.

If I had a whole drawer full of cocks I wouldn't give her one.

Slow Motion

Nintendo DS lite?!

(Blazing Saddles Mexican accent)
"Badgers ! We don' neeed no stinkin' Badgers"

confused26

Feck no!

Anti wrote:

one of the girls at the tabls asks the lads if they would lob the head into her.....

Lob the head into her???
what the hell doe sthis mean....well, i know what it means, but i don't think it makes any sense...or am i just niaive?

Karoma

Nintendo DS lite?!

Karoma wouldn't touch her with Karoma's...wait! ¬_¬

Burning Eclipse

No and No... Her blonde counterpart, the woman who actually won The Apprentice... Yes and Yes!!!

I voted DS lite, as it's on my desk in work. Is it staging a hostile take-over of Atari Jaguar??

Rabies

Never heard of her before. Who is she. Couldn't arsed checking google or wiki.

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

confused26, Dr. Seuss, micmclo, Sundy, super_furry All voted yes. BE ashamed lads, be very ashamed.

As for the hostile take over, sure why not.

And so what if she didnt win, it matters not to the story in hand.

Dun laoire

Nintendo DS lite?!

Anti wrote:

confused26, Dr. Seuss, micmclo, Sundy, super_furry All voted yes. BE ashamed lads, be very ashamed.

As for the hostile take over, sure why not.

And so what if she didnt win, it matters not to the story in hand.

Haha. Jaysus i never knew you could check who voted for what. Yiz sick animals

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

Well you have a choice. you can have a private or public vote.

Tar.Aldarion

Dun laoire wrote:

Haha. Jaysus i never knew you could check who voted for what. Yiz sick animals

You can if you make the poll public when you create it. A cunning move to out the dyk...
>_>

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

This also goes out to the gay women on boards, and the bi women, and even the bi-confused.

<snipped>

AngryBadger

Nintendo DS lite?!

Poor karoma but at least everyone thinks enough of him to prevent doing the nasty with the badger!

L31mr0d

Nintendo DS lite?!

Just the thought of this actually made me puke up a little.

0ubliette

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

****in hell. Shes got a head that could scare rats out of a barn

_feedback_

Nintendo DS lite?!

Anti wrote:

confused26, Dr. Seuss, micmclo, Sundy, super_furry All voted yes. BE ashamed lads, be very ashamed.

Ha!! Name and Shame!! Can understand confused26 maybe (being confused and all) but jaysus lads..... in fairness.

copacetic

Nintendo DS lite?!

Bruce Lee's Sister..

dcarroll

des kelly wouldnt lay her

AlmightyCushion

Ugh she's rancid.

Saruman

Feck no!

I will say yes.. though "hell yes" is a little much
She is not ugly by any means, though not nearly as good looking as the blond she is with.

monkeyfudge

Nintendo DS lite?!

I'd rather have sex with Mr. Badger out of Wind in the Willows.

2 stroke

Feck no!

Yes definitly. I'd go through her to get at the blond. Never be able to go around, it's not that long.

2 stroke

Feck no!

She would look much better beside my sister.

Dave!

Negatory

spurious

Feck no!

Absolutely yes - and repeatedly.

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

Saruman wrote:

I will say yes.. though "hell yes" is a little much
She is not ugly by any means, though not nearly as good looking as the blond she is with.

Do you want me to take off my glasses* and post them to you?


* I dont wear glasses, so they are just imaginary

Karoma

Nintendo DS lite?!

Rabies wrote:

Never heard of her before. Who is she. Couldn't arsed checking google or wiki.

I only know her from the adverts on the telleh - a 2 second glimpse was enough.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Badger

Anti

Nintendo DS lite?!

Nice one killing the thread

<_<

Karoma

Nintendo DS lite?!

And so many sex drives too. I saved the world from some Boards Babies.

Alter-Ego

Anti wrote:

This is the beast in question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/7/25/1952_2.jpg
*edit*

She is the one on the left.

That thing? WTF?

The tide wouldn't take her out.

Amalgam

Feck no!

Herself and Harney exploring each others bodies, that would be tops.