Am I evil?

Love2love

Today I done a spring clean on my clothes and I have a load to give to some charity shop. But I didnt have any black bags so I decided to put them into 3 big suitcases just until I am able to drop them down to the shop. Anyway they are in my hall just at my front door.

So my boyfriend comes home and asks what the hell is going on? And I told him that his friend Claire told me that she slept with him last week and that I was leaving him. He started stuttering and really couldnt believe what I was saying. I kept it up and done the whole 'How could you do that to me?' I thought you loved me crap. Cue the fake tears. He is doing his best to make me stay.....

None of this actually happened. I was just joking but I still haven't told him.
Am I evil????

Anyway, what is the most evil thing you have done to a partner????

friend and foe

BEST... PRANK... EVER!!

or worst prank...

personally, i think you'd have to look at the funny side of it


that guy just got burned!!
BURRRRRN!!!

MooseJam

yes i concur you are one evil bitch

Smellyirishman

Wow, that could turn out sooo badly. If he sees the funny side, then it's absolutely, fantastically funny. You're definitely evil though.

faceman

its funny! lets hope its not actually true tho!

myself and a mate faked his death once...

burnedfaceman

if you were my gf and you pulled a stunt like that i would be extremely pissed off and considering you have kept it up for a bit i would not be able to see the funny side of it right away. so i doubt you will get a positive response right away

vibe666

i also concur, but if he was totally innocent i think he might have reacted differently.

does putting that thought into your head make me evil ? :D:D

Oryx

Yes you are evil.

And when he confesses to sleeping with Claire youll realise so is he....

Rb

You still haven't told him?
That's pushing a prank beyond funny, I hope it ends up backfiring and you end up a single mother

trout

Love2love wrote:

So my boyfriend comes home and asks what the hell is going on? And I told him that his friend Claire told me that she slept with him last week and that I was leaving him. He started stuttering and really couldnt believe what I was saying. I kept it up and done the whole 'How could you do that to me?' I thought you loved me crap. Cue the fake tears. He is doing his best to make me stay.....

what you need to now is really wreck his head, and tell him you've decided to stay with him, even though he broke your heart, because he is soooo good in bed.

that'll do his crust in altogether. then you will be evil. muuuuhhhhhaaahahhah

Rhyme

Pure evil, nice prank... perhaps the tears would be too much.

Jesus Wept

KtK wrote:

Yes you are evil.

And when he confesses to sleeping with Claire youll realise so is he....

beat me too it, not that would be hilarious

uglyjohn

Thats Brilliant!! but you do realise that now you owe him one guilt and punishment free night with one of your friends!

Love2love

Well he realised it was a joke when it looked in the bathroom and seen all my make up. He just called me a bitch and said that he would get me back so god only knows what he will do.....

He found it very funny. I wouldn't have done it if I didnt think he would eventually laugh.

Mossy Monk

Love2love wrote:

None of this actually happened. I was just joking but I still haven't told him.

I await the "My boyfriend told me to **** myself and broke it off" thread.

I would be rally pissed off if that was done to me.

Rb

Mossy Monk wrote:

I await the "My boyfriend told me to **** myself and broke it off" thread.

I would be rally pissed off if that was done to me.

I'd be more pissed that she wanted to call the kid Noah Anto tbh.

I wonder if the ironic option in this will actually come to pass.

ferdi

yeah, i was about to say...

the only thing that would make this prank funnier is if your fella actually had slept with your mate claire.

"The ironing is delicious!"

Love2love

ferdi wrote:

the only thing that would make this prank funnier is if your fella actually had slept with your mate claire.

There is NO Claire, I made the name up otherwise all he would have to do was call her. No, I trust him - that's what makes it funny!!!!

_blank_

You cow.

humbert

Funny one. anyone who would stay grumpy about it takes themselves too seriously. Unless you milk it too much, then revenge would be in order

m83

Love2love wrote:

Anyway, what is the most evil thing you have done to a partner????

ass to mouth :eek:

DublinWriter

Love2love wrote:

No, I trust him - that's what makes it funny!!!!

I'm probably not alone in thinking those words will come back to haunt you after that little stunt.

Big Ears

Love2love wrote:

There is NO Claire

Not that you know of there isn't

Jesus Wept

uglyjohn wrote:

Thats Brilliant!! but you do realise that now you owe him one guilt and punishment free night with one of your friends!

He should just claim double jeopardy and go do one of your friends.

snickerpuss

Eh surely if he didn't sleep with anyone else he wouldn't cry but rather he'd be totally confused.

Smellyirishman

snickerpuss wrote:

Eh surely if he didn't sleep with anyone else he wouldn't cry but rather he'd be totally confused.

*awaits flood of responses before mine*

I'm pretty sure the OP was doing the crying, in order to further f**k with her BF.

Her : "ZOMG, I thought you loved me? Waaaa"

Him : "Er, eh, WTF?"

tallus

Love2love wrote:

Today I done a spring clean on my clothes and I have a load to give to some charity shop. But I didnt have any black bags so I decided to put them into 3 big suitcases just until I am able to drop them down to the shop. Anyway they are in my hall just at my front door.

So my boyfriend comes home and asks what the hell is going on? And I told him that his friend Claire told me that she slept with him last week and that I was leaving him. He started stuttering and really couldnt believe what I was saying. I kept it up and done the whole 'How could you do that to me?' I thought you loved me crap. Cue the fake tears. He is doing his best to make me stay.....

None of this actually happened. I was just joking but I still haven't told him.
Am I evil????

Anyway, what is the most evil thing you have done to a partner????

I only hope he gets you back with an equally evil prank.

Love2love

Of that I am certain but he will have to bide his time because I am for the moment viligent.

Love2love

rb_ie wrote:

I'd be more pissed that she wanted to call the kid Noah Anto tbh.

What's wrong with Noah Anthony? It a very Christian Name.
I could understand the slagging if I told you his full name.

Zillah

Well done, you've totally ruined your relationship. If he forgives you easily then he's a big spa.

Tzetze

Zillah wrote:

Well done, you've totally ruined your relationship. If he forgives you easily then he's a big spa.

Sounds like a perfect match.


Edit: btw, Zillah.. nice sig. Sagan?

Necronomicon

Would've been hilarious if you quickly broke out in a "ha, I got ya good!" but because you've kept it up for so long, then yes, you are one evil biatch.

If it happened to me I'd be very, very pissed off. I hope for your sake he has a really understanding sense of humour!

pink_lady

Love2love wrote:

Am I evil????

Not evil, just pathetic.
Not in the least bit funny.

davyjose

pink_lady wrote:

Not evil, just pathetic.
Not in the least bit funny.

What???
It was genius - well done OP. It's good that not every couple spends their time discussing SSIA's and actually can have a bit of craic.

jellie

thats a bit too f**ked up really. saying it pretending to be mad for 2mins or so, sliiiiightly humorous, but crying and pretending to be heartbroken? thats just cruel. my bf would not be impressed.

Pigman II

You're evil, but I like it.

theone

your not evil your just funny

kdouglas

how is it women can get away with something like this and her bf will let it go, but if the role was reversed, he'd never get away with pulling this prank

Prenderb

Hmm, does he read boards?

stovelid

Love2love wrote:

Of that I am certain but he will have to bide his time because I am for the moment viligent.

With any luck, he really is shagging one of your mates.

imp

Tzetze wrote:

Edit: btw, Zillah.. nice sig. Sagan?

Its Jimmy Carter

LovelyTom

Ah that must be horrible for him! you'd better make it up to him

randylonghorn

Evil, but funneh!

Lighten up, you lot!

The woman obviously knows the guy's sense of humour, and the limits thereof.

Mind you, as part of your atonement, you should post his revenge on here ... when he gets round to it (and he will!!)

aidan_dunne

Love2love wrote:

He just called me a bitch and said that he would get me back so god only knows what he will do.....

I'd say that you should be prepared to come home tomorrow and walk in on him banging your best friend like a man possessed on the kitchen table!

I can just picture it now as you stand there with a shocked look on your face as he carries on regardless and just turns to you and says........

"GRUNT.... UNGH..... OH YES..... YES.... YES.... Not so...... ungh..... funny now..... GRUNT...... is it..... beatch!"

bug

aidan_dunne wrote:

I'd say that you should be prepared to come home tomorrow and walk in on him banging your best friend like a man possessed on the kitchen table!

I can just picture it now as you stand there with a shocked look on your face as he carries on regardless and just turns to you and says........

"GRUNT.... UNGH..... OH YES..... YES.... YES.... Not so...... ungh..... funny now..... GRUNT...... is it..... beatch!"

she'd probably roll round the floor laughing and then they'd have a.. "you got me", "no, you got me" conversation, which would end in a revenge themed SUN headline in a few months time.



Reading that I thought it was a bit quirky rather than funny right until you feigned tears, then I just thought you were a bit of a nut.

red_ice

uglyjohn wrote:

Thats Brilliant!! but you do realise that now you owe him one guilt and punishment free night with one of your friends!

i believe tahts called double jeopardy isnt it?

tensecyclist

Evil you are Love2love! And yet your evilness is so cute!:D

Black Swan

What's the French word? Repartee'...? I wonder what his would have been if you had followed through with your prank? I tend to hang around with some playful creative types. I could just imagine how it could escalate? One I know would call your bluff, and say, "You finally found out? Here, let me help you carry those heavy suitcases to your car."

Zillah

Tzetze wrote:

Edit: btw, Zillah.. nice sig. Sagan?

Jimmy Carter, 39th President of the US. The message was put aboard the Voyager space probe which is now hurtling beyond our solar system.

Artmustang

Love2love wrote:

Today I done a spring clean on my clothes and I have a load to give to some charity shop. But I didnt have any black bags so I decided to put them into 3 big suitcases just until I am able to drop them down to the shop. Anyway they are in my hall just at my front door.

So my boyfriend comes home and asks what the hell is going on? And I told him that his friend Claire told me that she slept with him last week and that I was leaving him. He started stuttering and really couldnt believe what I was saying. I kept it up and done the whole 'How could you do that to me?' I thought you loved me crap. Cue the fake tears. He is doing his best to make me stay.....

None of this actually happened. I was just joking but I still haven't told him.
Am I evil????

Anyway, what is the most evil thing you have done to a partner????

I would have given you a spank should i've been your bf.:mad: