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gf gone. what to do?

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  • #32
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,237 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    brianthebard wrote:
    we haven't left the 40s up here in Sligo!!!

    I assume you mean the 1840's brother bard because we are sure as hell not in the twentieth century up here.


  • #33
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Interceptor wrote:
    I'm going to start a separate thread on 'Reasons I have been thrown out of parties... Apologies to Jim and Karen for ruining their engagement party by setting off a fire extinguisher in their kitchen. I didn't know it was a powder one - I though it was water or foam and the powder cleared the fifty guests out of the house and required an ambulance to take one guy to hospital with a collapsed lung (sorry Colm).

    I don't drink much anymore...

    'c


    Post of the week !


  • #34
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I assume you mean the 1840's brother bard because we are sure as hell not in the twentieth century up here.

    So true brother... *weeps*


  • #35
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,237 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    brianthebard wrote:
    So true brother... *weeps*

    Still though there is an upside. If you don't like someone just claim she is a witch and have her burned at the stake.


  • #36
    3greenrizla's
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭3greenrizla's


    keep note of all the things you do whilst she is gone (e.g. porn on computer) so you can get rid of any evidence before she gets home.


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  • #37
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    3greenrizla's wrote:
    keep note of all the things you do whilst she is gone (e.g. porn on computer) so you can get rid of any evidence before she gets home.
    We have established the our brother, the OP, still lives with his parents and is unwilling to follow suggestions regarding recreational substances and the best locations/attire for 'shermans'.

    As regards tidying up after the enormous drinking binge he has settled on as a way of passing the time, so long as his liver isn't hanging out of his anus by the time she gets back, she won't notice a thing.

    *Aside* Unless your gf works in an IT dept she won't know where to look for 'evidence' and www.historykiller.com will sort it if she does...

    'cptr


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