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Seducing a girl

  • 15-05-2007 12:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok here goes, i posted here a while ago about being in a situation with my friends Gf and that she was always comin on to me, got some great advice,

    Anyway a couple of months down the line i am now single and she is now single. My GF got a job offer in Oz (a really great job offer) and i have just bought somewhere to live so i didnt want to go, but i do still love her but her being on the other side if the planet we decided there wasnt much point being in a relationship especially as she cant just some home for the weekend etc.

    The other girl found out my friend was cheating on her! major major shock there folks so she dumped him.

    We are both single about a month and have been out a few times with mutual friends and have gotten pretty close i.e. hugging holding hands etc. Anyway a friend of ours is having a dinner party/session on saturday night and my house is a lot closer to the party than hers so she suggested that she stay with me and i can drop her home in the morning, now i have 3 bedrooms but i'm pretty sure i know which one shes gonna stay in...

    Ok she is my friends ex and they went out for quite a while but tbh i have no qualms about banging her senseless for the entire night, breaking the rule i know.....

    Anyway i would like to do it in a romantic way, but i dont want to leave candles burning while i'm not in the house for a few ours!!

    Any suggestions?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    for starters i wouldn't expect that you're going to sleep with her. and also do you like her or just want to bang her?

    if you like her i'm sure you'll get advice on how to impress her (not essentially sleep with her)

    if you want to just "bang" her im pretty sure you'll be slayed.

    IMHO i would say that chasing after a mates ex is ok if you genuinly like her and see it potentially going somewhere (long term/marriage etc etc)

    but if its just for the shag i wouldn't rick your mates friendship over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Basically at this point i just want to bang her senseless for a while and yes im a pig for it but so what aslong as she knows where she stands??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    i have no qualms about banging her senseless for the entire night .... BUT .... i would like to do it in a romantic way

    You sir are a legend :D

    Now to get back on topic. I agree with matt. If you're just after a one-nighter then it might be aswell off to steer clear for the sake of your friendship. If you're genuinely interested though you should definitely go for it.

    The best piece of advice I can give regarding being romantic is not to drink to much at the party. That way you'll have your wits about you when you bring her back and you'll be able to make her feel special. Also make sure she indicates she's going to sleep with you on the way home or when you get home just in case you end up in an embarrasing situation ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭OS119


    make sure that she has a nice clean bedroom with clean linen and fresh cut flowers to stay in should she wish, make sure there's fresh fruit/milk etc in the fridge and that your house is CLEAN, particularly the bathroom and kitchen.

    she will see that you respect her (and aren't a slob), rather than seeing her as a bit of a slapper who you think will put out to save a taxi fare.

    this is more likely to ensure that she loses her knickers than some uber cheesey - and very transparent - 'oh pardon my erection, i've only got one bed' set-up commonly devised by sad people who will take their virginity to the grave.

    good luck - and any chance of some pictures?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Expect nothing, and you'll only be pleasantly suprised. There's no real art to seducing but you know yourself, you're much more receptive to a smiling flirty girl when you're out, so try and smile, make lots of eye contact, all that stuff, and if she's in the mood for it, you're away in a hack. Ultimately it's up to her though!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭chump


    good advice above and I must say I hope you get stuck in. We all deserve to be rewarded for our good deeds and patience. And your award is just around the corner it seems. Good luck with it.

    Maybe have a variety of lubricants and prophylactics available so she can choose her favourites. Have some good grub in the fridge for late night snacks and early morning treats. Have a nice bottle of champagne. Have some ice creams - maybe mars icecreams - the ladies love those.


    And then, as she is likely to be hanging around the house the next day maybe have a few cheesey/corny movies and a few comedies to watch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    and have gotten pretty close i.e. hugging holding hands etc.

    so she suggested that she stay with me

    No seduction required my friend. She wants the cóck.

    K-


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    No set up, no flowers, no candles. It'll all look too spider and fly.

    Clean kitchen, clean bathroom, clean bedroom and clean spare room (you might have to sleep in it!)

    Make your move at the party so you are both excited and ready to go home. Early :D

    Your mate hasn't a leg to stand on in the old banging out of order stakes, so he'll have no problem - unless he's 12 years old.

    Man, I'm jealous - I wish I was still in a position to play that game :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Kell wrote:
    She wants the cóck.

    K-

    No she doesn't. But she'll take it if it's offered :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭Zambia


    so she suggested that she stay with me and i can drop her home in the morning

    While nothing in life is certain , this seems on the better side of hopefull....

    Just be yourself


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭Zambia


    oh and clean the house , and wear fresh boxers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    Dont do it man,
    Even if your mate cheated on her its still not cool, especially since they only broke up a while ago.
    Never a good idea, this is from experience btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Yeah man, if you were my mate and you did that regardless of whether or not i cheated, i'd bash you...so bang the life out of her...but i will bash you...hope it's worth it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    You're so posting back in this thread with details after the deed. PI needs a success story!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Do what comes natural and seems right.
    Don't drink too much.
    Post back with details.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭ELLIEJ


    You must be stuck for a shag if you need your friends seconds or is it a competition thing?????? You want what he has had and had and had........

    Find someone else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    Oh shit, someone sent seduction???'s mate this thread...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭G&T


    let us know how you get on,

    if things get serious between you two don't ever tell her about this thread.

    hope you get what you want and still keep your friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    i think your a sad waster-i bet your going to jerk off pretending you've scored a real woman, go back to the blow up sheep and stay away from your imaginary friends bird. get a life loser. :D

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Things have been going well the last few days anyway guys we've been txtin/emailin talkin on the phone, she even offered to help me put a "womans touch" in my new house tbh i do like her but as we are both just out of relationships i dont really want to rush it,

    Also i sounded out my friend last night and he wasnt happy but he says aslong as i care about her and dont mess her around he's ok with it, could be awkward on nights out though!!

    Will have a few drinks but will stay relatively sober, went to marks and sparks last night for some fancy duvet stuff and even bought a fresh pack of boxers!!

    I did some shopping so that it doesnt look like i live of 4 star/chinese/chippers, gave the bathroom a good clean and got rid of the pile of dishes in the sink. Also i bought myself a pack on condoms for the first time in quite a while!
    They will be hidden before she comes over!!

    I dont really want to do the cheesy scented candle thing and bubble bath on our first night as i'd probably freak her out, i do want to make her feel comfortable even if we just smooch on the sofa.

    Its not a competition thing either, and anyway i could take him!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭DawnMc


    You say her boyf was cheating on her, did she know at the time that she was coming on to you?
    It's possible she wants to get with you to make her boyfriend jealous


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Are you prepared for yur friends reaction? Although he did cheat on her tbh.
    Maybe you should bang her senseless in a romantic way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'In this case it maybe better to ask forgiveness from your mate than ask permission.........'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    GaRtH_V wrote:
    Even if your mate cheated on her its still not cool

    I don't agree. If he did the dirt on her (didn't stick to the rules) then that rule doesn't count.
    aslong as i care about her and dont mess her around

    That's ironic...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭MikeHoncho


    If your still lookin for romance advice (I dont think you need it you dirty dawg) you could think about having a nice bottle of wine to sip on before yas hit the sack. Also maybe put together a nice sex mix to get her in the mood: Nothing too cheesey just some Sade, Shabba, Shaggy etc should cover it. Mr Boombastic is a must.;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The only questions you have to ask yourself OP, is how loud should the Barry White be? and Do I have enough condoms?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    and make sure the pr0n under your bed is semi-visible. that'll DEFFO get her in the mood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    MikeHoncho wrote:
    just some Sade, Shabba, Shaggy etc should cover it. Mr Boombastic is a must.;)

    Shweet :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Thanks for all the feedback, my stack of porn will be in the bin come friday ive decided to go electronic on that front!

    In regards to music i have soul music CD's in abundance and there's a few cheesy ones in there.

    We have been emailing today and she has said she's got herself a new outfit for the party, but she wasnt sure if she looked nice in it, i said im sure you look great and she replied you havent seen it on me, then i had to go to a meeting so by the time i came back the mood was gone!!

    Getting nervous now though about saturday, what should i wear?? usually id throw on a pair on jeans and a t shirt i suppose the house party will be semi formal the hostess will probably be in a little black dress and the girl will probably be wearing a dress/skirt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    cowzerp wrote:
    i think your a sad waster-i bet your going to jerk off pretending you've scored a real woman, go back to the blow up sheep and stay away from your imaginary friends bird. get a life loser. :D

    thats a good way to get banned, good job my friend :rolleyes:

    and OP..

    Are you prepared for the semi likely situation that have been placed in the "friend" zone?

    holding hands, cuddles and looks of disgust when you try to drop the hand :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    cance wrote:
    thats a good way to get banned, good job my friend :rolleyes:

    and OP..

    Are you prepared for the semi likely situation that have been placed in the "friend" zone?

    holding hands, cuddles and looks of disgust when you try to drop the hand :p


    Yep!!

    This is either going to go extremely well and we'll go at it aslong as i can keep the major going OR i will try it on and she'll be like "wtf you've just ruined our friendship" i'm hoping for the former!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    cowzerp banned for personal abuse.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭castie


    Dont think it was very fair banning him. it is after all a valid opinion. Some people may see seeking advice on an internet forum of how to "bang senseless" your mates ex a tad on the crude side. Me though i think we need some sort of countdown timer set up! bout 40 hours to go id say!! this is better than big brother by miles!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    she even offered to help me put a "womans touch" in my new house

    Never, ever let her do that. Before you know it SHE'll be deciding what YOU watch on TV.
    Also i bought myself a pack on condoms for the first time in quite a while! They will be hidden before she comes over!!

    No. Bedside cabinet thing, top drawer. You dont want to be fumbling around with your trousers round yer ankles wondering where you had hidden them. Nothin worse.
    I dont really want to do the cheesy scented candle thing

    Then dont. Oil burner, rose oil and ylang ylang. See her try and keep her hands off you.
    we'll go at it aslong as i can keep the major going

    Something tells me that there is going to be a I love this girl so much and she is so hot but I couldnt perform or a three seconds into it, I came all over the place. I am so embarassed thread on Monday. I wait patiently.

    K-


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'Hi all, its T-36 hours or so til the party starts, i'm having a couple of male friends round for a couple of beers before the party tomorrow, so i'll probably be heading to the party around 9, took a wander to dundrum yesterday evening and picked up a nice shirt and a new pair of shoes!

    I did politely decline the offer of her helping me decorate as i want a pretty minamalist house and dont like lots of clutter and i think she'd want to be doing too many radical things!!

    Have been emailing her ove the last couple of days, she said she's really lookin forward to the party so she can let her hair down etc...she went on about her outfit again (it better be something special shes talked about it enough!!)

    Also one worry i do have is that we will be at this party with a lot of mutual friends who will know myself the girl and my friend/her ex, what if she starts getting touchy feely during the evening, do i brush her off or let it happen??'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Thanks for all the feedback, my stack of porn will be in the bin come friday ive decided to go electronic on that front!

    In regards to music i have soul music CD's in abundance and there's a few cheesy ones in there.

    We have been emailing today and she has said she's got herself a new outfit for the party, but she wasnt sure if she looked nice in it, i said im sure you look great and she replied you havent seen it on me, then i had to go to a meeting so by the time i came back the mood was gone!!

    Getting nervous now though about saturday, what should i wear?? usually id throw on a pair on jeans and a t shirt i suppose the house party will be semi formal the hostess will probably be in a little black dress and the girl will probably be wearing a dress/skirt

    What age are you? Why are you panicking so much? have u never banged a girl senseless before? What is with the "I better make sure everything is perfect..."

    Just remember, if u bang her in the first night, she is hardly that classy anyway to begin with and chances are high she is heavily on the rebound of her ex....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Wear a nice pair of jeans with shoes, not runners, a shirt and a suit type jacket (you know the ones i mean) over it...

    Also, when you get home, nothing says i love you like a dimly lit room, any mellow music playing softly in the background, a love length, lube and a bottle a jagermister...party time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭seamy_orr


    ............. to wash your balls :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    cheesedude wrote:
    What age are you? Why are you panicking so much? have u never banged a girl senseless before? What is with the "I better make sure everything is perfect..."

    Just remember, if u bang her in the first night, she is hardly that classy anyway to begin with and chances are high she is heavily on the rebound of her ex....


    25, ive been in a relationship for quite a while so im practically a born again courting virgin!! she's quite classy thats why i'm hoping she'll put out! i can hear the echoes of the rebound, ot to bothered about that as i aint looking for anything serious myself, a very attractive sex buddy is really what i want...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    castie posting about a moderation action on this forum is considered to be off topic posting.
    If you wish to commnet to so to the mod via pm or used the feedback froum.
    Off topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
    Have a nice day
    Thaedydal


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    not to bothered about that as i aint looking for anything serious myself, a very attractive sex buddy is really what i want...


    Not going to happen. One or both of you will get attached and jealous if you see the other with someone else. Usually it's the girl who grows attached first but if you say she's classy then I wouldn't expect her to put out just because you light a few candles and play a bit of music. To be honest that would just show her that you were hoping she would put out.

    Let us know how it goes anyway so we can laugh/congratulate you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I reckon you can bang her...if she doesn't kick her out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I reckon you can bang her...if she doesn't kick her out.

    Dead right. She knows the rules. "Can I stay with you.............."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I'll post my result first thing monday morning, as i havent got broadband at home... thats another interesting time fo my life!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Yeah it's gone too far, she has led you on...anything else but a banging is disrespecting you...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    Just make sure you post back here on Sunday or Monday if you're a really lucky guy :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    5/4 on he doesn't


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭liamdubh


    Good luck mate but I feel you've built it up so much that it can only go disastrously wrong or you've misread things in the worst way possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    I'll see that caliden.

    10 Euros that he does?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Basically at this point i just want to bang her senseless for a while and yes im a pig for it but so what aslong as she knows where she stands??
    Yeah but what about your mate? He didn't cheat on you man. No offence, but if it's just sex, it'd be a lot more convenient just to get a hooker. Or put the work in find some other dolly to "bang".
    If a friend of mine used my ex for sex, he'd get many different kinds of sh1t knocked out of him.
    I hope you've thought this true, but it doesn't sound like you have.


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