Memo: To all nest employees.

Jesus Wept

It has come to my attention that some of you have not been working to your full capacity.

The quality of posts has remained high, but the output has dropped to dangerously low levels.

Even when adjusted for seasonal changes, the overall output in the nest is way below where it should be.

The purpose of this memo is to make you aware of this, not berate you.

I'm sure with a little hard work, we can all turn this around!!

CMON, GO TEAM!!

Black Swan

Letter to Nest Management

Hey! You jokers get what you pay for! Slave wages and no benefits! How can you expect surplus value for your euro if you don't give us any, huh? Now, if you crank up the benefits, we must might provide a little service. How about taking a few euros from your golden parachutte and redistributing some to us?

Now just remember the old saying, "management gets the union it deserves!" And we just might set up a collective bargaining unit to negotiate a contract that represents our interests (including getting management to come in from the golf course once in awhile and do a little work, too!).

What say ye, management you?

randylonghorn

My output is not at all bad for someone who is past the peak teenage years ...

<_<

>_>

Jesus Wept

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Letter to Nest Management

Hey! You jokers get what you pay for! Slave wages and no benefits! How can you expect surplus value for your euro if you don't give us any, huh? Now, if you crank up the benefits, we must might provide a little service. How about taking a few euros from your golden parachutte and redistributing some to us?

Now just remember the old saying, "management gets the union it deserves!" And we just might set up a collective bargaining unit to negotiate a contract that represents our interests (including getting management to come in from the golf course once in awhile and do a little work, too!).

What say ye, management you?

Now B!ue, don't go causing trouble, you know as well as I do that this nest of ours is a communal and non profit organisation.

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Now, if you crank up the benefits, we must might provide a little service.

B!ue, get into my office and we can discuss benefits and servicing.

Black Swan

Come to your office with the door closed? What ever happened to the "open door policy?" Huh? And besides, I don't need anymore exercise running about your desk having just come from a workout at the dojang.

Now, if I can bring my sword, I can serve up a grand management sushi!

Jesus Wept

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Come to your office with the door closed? What ever happened to the "open door policy?" Huh? And besides, I don't need anymore exercise running about your desk having just come from a workout at the dojang.

Now, if I can bring my sword, I can serve up a grand management sushi!

It went out the window with the 'out de window' policy.

Weapons? At work? Get into my office now, I may have to frisk you, for security reasons, I assure you.

Black Swan

No way am I coming onto your carpet for a dressing down by management!

Jesus Wept

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

No way am I coming onto your carpet for a dressing down by management!

You will bend and flex as required to meet the demands of the management.

Black Swan

The nerve! I won't stand for this!

Jesus Wept

That's fine by me, you can take it sitting down.

Black Swan

No way! I have advanced beyond seiza to tatehiza and will be pleased to demo my new Iaijutsu technique of drawing and cutting in one motion. What should I chop? Something that will make us all equal in the spirit of equality in the workplace?

Jesus Wept

How about some onions? And make a bit of dinner for me?

Or perhaps your bra?

Black Swan

Typical managment. Thinking that all we are good for is getting the coffee and cooking you lunch. Things have changed! We are now professionals that can't cook. And besides, we gave up burning bras way back in the 60s!

Jesus Wept

You have far more functionality than just that.

You were a mere twinkle back in the 60's young lady.

Black Swan

Yes, I am skilled! Keep that in mind during the next performance review!

As for the 60s, I wasn't even a twinkle of a twinkle way back then when you were growing up to become Old Management!

Jesus Wept

I'll keep it in mind, I'm just waiting for the performance.

We don't use the 'old' word around here, 'experienced' is what you mean.

Black Swan

I quit! Take this job and shove it!*






*Always wanted to say that to a boss. Ha!

Jesus Wept

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

I quit! Take this job and shove it!*






*Always wanted to say that to a boss. Ha!

As stated this a voluntary organisation, and non profit.

Show some decorum woman.


I prefer Homer's line: 'take this job and re-staff it'

scojones

If management would care to return my gameboy then my work rate would increase 100 fold.

Matt Holck

The-Rigger wrote:

It has come to my attention that some of you have not been working to your full capacity.

The quality of posts has remained high, but the output has dropped to dangerously low levels.

Even when adjusted for seasonal changes, the overall output in the nest is way below where it should be.

The purpose of this memo is to make you aware of this, not berate you.

I'm sure with a little hard work, we can all turn this around!!

CMON, GO TEAM!!

output has been up

Kojak

Strike!!!!!

The Bollox

Jesus Wept

scojones wrote:

If management would care to return my gameboy then my work rate would increase 100 fold.

you can have the back at the end of the school year.

Kojak wrote:

Strike!!!!!

Bit childish Kojak! The memo was just a reminder that we can still achieve the high standards set in days gone by.

And what are you striking from? We are an npo here.

Kojak

The-Rigger wrote:

Bit childish Kojak! The memo was just a reminder that we can still achieve the high standards set in days gone by.

And what are you striking from? We are an npo here.

I am planning a strike because I believe our organisation needs a bit of civil unrest.

So, management can stick that in their pipes and smoke it!!!!!!

Matt Holck

a ploy reminds us of the managment

Jesus Wept

Kojak wrote:

So, management can stick that in their pipes and smoke it!!!!!!

We do enough of that as is!

Kojak

Damn Senior management always getting the Havana Cigars....

Black Swan

I'm glad I quit your outfit! You old school types of managers don't even know how to smoke! Now Bill Clinton... he knew what to do with a cigar in the Oval Office! Just ask Monica!

Jesus Wept

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

I'm glad I quit your outfit! You old school types of managers don't even know how to smoke! Now Bill Clinton... he knew what to do with a cigar in the Oval Office! Just ask Monica!

Your resignation was denied.

Matt Holck

I'm firing the boss

Kojak

Mr. Management, sir, can I have the rest of the year off at full pay??

chamlis

Pizza delivery!

share the love.

littlesurfer

*hangs head in shame,..


...the fact i haven't been here to read this post speaks volumes. i'm a bad nester

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

*hangs head in shame,..


...the fact i haven't been here to read this post speaks volumes. i'm a bad nester

We just want to see more of you.

Kojak

I only met 10% of my projected targets last month. I want a huge raise NOW!!!!!

Jesus Wept

Kojak wrote:

I only met 10% of my projected targets last month. I want a huge raise NOW!!!!!

you don't get how it works, its an npo.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

I'm glad I quit your outfit! You old school types of managers don't even know how to smoke! Now Bill Clinton... he knew what to do with a cigar in the Oval Office! Just ask Monica!

now thats the kind of work ethic the nest really needs! YOu're getting a raise blue!