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My lip hurts

  • 04-05-2007 03:02AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh, FOAD! :D:D

    You're just trying to make us jealous!

    Though ... hmmm ... she may have been aiming too high for maximum effect!

    ¬_¬


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Tomorrow is Rozabeez secks day! \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Now that you're legal every day should be secks day :confused:

    Its just not as much fun :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D

    Go you:D


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Marina Ugly Tequila


    Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D
    :rolleyes:
    give her a burger next time


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    OOOooh i am hungry:(


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Marina Ugly Tequila


    Lou.m wrote:
    In my heaven everyday is a sex day and hair would not grow so us girls would not even have to shave for it. (Sorry too much info)
    I'd rather not be bald thanks
    rozy wrote:
    Tomorrow is Rozabeez secks day! \o/
    *seckses roz* :0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    bluewolf wrote:
    :rolleyes:
    give her a burger next time
    I think he was more interested in slipping her a sausage.

    ¬_¬


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    this was obviously a onceoff event


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Marina Ugly Tequila


    I think he was more interested in slipping her a sausage.

    ¬_¬
    Well giving her some of his meat, anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    this was obviously a onceoff event

    Indeed it was. Well I have her number but I don't know if I'll text her. I only remembered this thread just now. I'm such a stud.:p


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Damocles2


    I'm such a stud.:p
    Really? Come on over to the MA forum and maybe someone will play carpenter and pound on ye?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ooohh Blue is a player hater!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Damocles2


    Ooohh Blue is a player hater!
    The Chimp knows different, for sure! Bad B!ue can get very playful, huh?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hmm... Now THATS provocative!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Damocles2


    Just wanted to get you in the right attitude for the pub crawling you plan tonight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    let me wipe the counter down


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Well its 1030 and I'm still home, too hung over to go out :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    that pathetic chimpy!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I know... I immediatly regret this decision!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    and what one would that be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    The staying in decision...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    well fine then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Its alright for you... You're off to the pub soon enough and you're gonna leave poor me to my own devices!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    you just said that you'd rather had gone to the pub than had come on here and started talking to me!!



    hah! I got ya now!!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You and your logic! You tricked me!

    * Shakes fist *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I hate when your with someone and someone hits the back of his head and he bites yer lip. Or hes mad drunk and he slobbers on ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Or when she sprays you with mace...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    No sprays you with spit. Thats bad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    That just makes me hornier!


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