My lip hurts

brianthebard

Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D

randylonghorn

Oh, FOAD!

You're just trying to make us jealous!

Though ... hmmm ... she may have been aiming too high for maximum effect!

¬_¬

Rozabeez

Tomorrow is Rozabeez secks day! \o/

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Now that you're legal every day should be secks day

Its just not as much fun

Lou.m

brianthebard wrote:

Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D

Go you:D

brianthebard

brianthebard wrote:

Cause a girl was chewing on it for the last hour. Just thought I'd share with my fellow boardsies.:D

:rolleyes:
give her a burger next time

Lou.m

OOOooh i am hungry:(

Lou.m

Lou.m wrote:

In my heaven everyday is a sex day and hair would not grow so us girls would not even have to shave for it. (Sorry too much info)

I'd rather not be bald thanks

rozy wrote:

Tomorrow is Rozabeez secks day! \o/

*seckses roz* :0

randylonghorn

bluewolf wrote:

:rolleyes:
give her a burger next time

I think he was more interested in slipping her a sausage.

¬_¬

littlesurfer

this was obviously a onceoff event

randylonghorn

randylonghorn wrote:

I think he was more interested in slipping her a sausage.

¬_¬

Well giving her some of his meat, anyway.

brianthebard

littlesurfer wrote:

this was obviously a onceoff event

Indeed it was. Well I have her number but I don't know if I'll text her. I only remembered this thread just now. I'm such a stud.:p

Black Swan

brianthebard wrote:

I'm such a stud.:p

Really? Come on over to the MA forum and maybe someone will play carpenter and pound on ye?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Ooohh Blue is a player hater!

Black Swan

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Ooohh Blue is a player hater!

The Chimp knows different, for sure! Bad B!ue can get very playful, huh?;)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hmm... Now THATS provocative!

Black Swan

Just wanted to get you in the right attitude for the pub crawling you plan tonight!

Matt Holck

let me wipe the counter down

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Well its 1030 and I'm still home, too hung over to go out

Doomspell

that pathetic chimpy!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I know... I immediatly regret this decision!

Doomspell

and what one would that be?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

The staying in decision...

Doomspell

well fine then...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Its alright for you... You're off to the pub soon enough and you're gonna leave poor me to my own devices!

Doomspell

you just said that you'd rather had gone to the pub than had come on here and started talking to me!!



hah! I got ya now!!:p

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You and your logic! You tricked me!

* Shakes fist *

jezza

I hate when your with someone and someone hits the back of his head and he bites yer lip. Or hes mad drunk and he slobbers on ya.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Or when she sprays you with mace...

jezza

No sprays you with spit. Thats bad.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

That just makes me hornier!

DarkJager

Or when she sneezes while she's blowin you off, or leaves too much spit on ya, or starts cryin.....God women, get some cop on!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thats so rude... Talking with your mouth full...

DarkJager

Exactly.....show some respect god damn it you bitches!!!

jezza

Lol oh dearie me. Guys are very hard done by!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Its a hard knock life...

DarkJager

Well you see when we go down on women, we're very neat and tidy. We don't leave spit all over you or start biting things that are not there to be bitten like some ****ing Chicken Drumstick from KFC...

jezza

Neat and tidy?! At least we keep down there NEAT AND FREAKING TIDY.
Giving ye head and we could choke on all the hair down there.

FlutterinBantam

With a gob like yours ,you could accomodate the ballsack as well .

jezza

Why don’t you climb onto that special needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat lonely ass down to the gym or something and do some “real life” stuff for a change.

wanker.

FlutterinBantam

Aaaaah!!!! the squeals of pain when the truth hits home!!!:D

Black Swan

Seems like a lot of lip given on this thread?

Matt Holck

jezza wrote:

Why don’t you climb onto that special needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat lonely ass down to the gym or something and do some “real life” stuff for a change.

wanker.

the later is related to health

jezza

Its related to getting a fcuking life and stop whacking off to pictures of the chicks on farmcum.com
In fairness like.
I bet hes he kinda guy that is morbidly obese and has two green candles hanging from his nose, that he gets from trying to think of ways to insult people.

FlutterinBantam

Its related to telling some obscure pimple faced Midlands lush,that contrary to "popular" opinion she is not as funny as she possibly thinks,and that other people have the right to voice their opinion as well as her.;)

That the CN doesn't have to stop when she makes a "profound" intervention.

Thats all:p

jezza

Excuse me. Pimpled face? I have excellent skin actually.
Voice (or oink) your opinions as much as ya like, but if you quote me, trying to be funny "teehee with a gob like yours you could fit the ballsack" then don't expect me to be nice to you.

You are a special needs gobsh!te. Pity someone wouldn't make a profound intervention with your brain.

Star Lord

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Its related to telling some obscure pimple faced Midlands lush,that contrary to "popular" opinion she is not as funny as she possibly thinks

That coming from someone with the wit and invention that makes Beavis and Butthead look like ****in Einstein...

jezza

Don't mind him Damoeldiablo. In fairness like, he has some weird obsession with me. He quotes everything i post and knows I'm from midlands, he seems to have a weird fasination with everything i say in TCN.

E-Stalker. Lololololololol.

Sad bastid.

FlutterinBantam

Sad little Midland lush with a sad little siggie.

Not much else to contribute in fairness.

jezza

Your mother must have been fierce fond of children to drag you up.

FlutterinBantam meet the ignore setting.

FlutterinBantam

Listen honey,don't try to make a cheap and tawdry product any cheaper.

Run along now.