Where is Patrick Swayze now?

littlesurfer

Where is Patrick....does anybody know?

Jesus Wept

nobody cares!

Lou.m

This is sad that i know this but i think he became involved in dance theatre or something.

Star Lord

He's still in hiding after playing a paedo in Donnie Darko.

And kinda in dirty dancing too.

Lou.m

DIRT DANCING IS A PARAGON OF PERFECTION DONT KNOCK DIRTY DANCING!

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

OH dear actually that line did sound a bit erm...

Star Lord

Apart from him being about twice her age...

Jesus Wept

dirty dancing is just awful,

what awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful

SH!TE

Black Swan

The Rig was in a continuous loop before he crashed?

littlesurfer

Take it back rig, you just wish you could sway your pretty little hips like The Swayze!
Jealous

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I think (hope) hes dead!

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

Take it back rig, you just wish you could sway your pretty little hips like The Swayze!
Jealous

:eek:

littlesurfer

Dead??? You disgust me!!!

Lou.m

littlesurfer wrote:

Take it back rig, you just wish you could sway your pretty little hips like The Swayze!
Jealous

Little surfer you have expressed my sentiments exactly. We should start a dirty dancing thread one where we get to dance with a virtual patrick swaze or maybe that would be sacrilege. GUYS DO NOT KNOCK DIRTY DANCING !!!!

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Little surfer you have expressed my sentiments exactly. We should start a dirty dancing thread one where we get to dance with a virtual patrick swaze or maybe that would be sacrilege. GUYS DO NOT KNOCK DIRTY DANCING !!!!

er.

DarkJager

He's probably dragging his jaded 80's has been ass around doing an interprative dance version of "Ghost" *shudders*

Lou.m

Ghost Ruled Too!

DarkJager

<.< >.>

Jesus Wept

DarkJager wrote:

He's probably dragging his jaded 80's has been ass around doing an interprative dance version of "Ghost" *shudders*

Lou.m

Lay off the Swayze:mad:

DarkJager

Oh believe, I'd love to lay off the Swayze....LAY THE BASTARD OFF THE EDGE OF A VERY HIGH CLIFF WITH POINTY ROCKS AT THE BOTTOM OF IT!!!

Jesus Wept

DarkJager wrote:

Oh believe, I'd love to lay off the Swayze....LAY THE BASTARD OFF THE EDGE OF A VERY HIGH CLIFF WITH POINTY ROCKS AT THE BOTTOM OF IT!!!

:D

scojones

His hair turned grey so he won't leave the house.

Jesus Wept

Lou.m

DarkJager wrote:

Oh believe, I'd love to lay off the Swayze....LAY THE BASTARD OFF THE EDGE OF A VERY HIGH CLIFF WITH POINTY ROCKS AT THE BOTTOM OF IT!!!

Ok you asked for it dont say i did not warn you!!!

DarkJager

Patrick Swayze in the Swahili language means "Wanker"

littlesurfer

i'm thinking of printing out a4 size headshots and wallpapering my bathroom with them.

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

i'm thinking of printing out a4 size headshots and wallpapering my bathroom with them.

There goes any re-sale value your house might of had.

scojones

Seems like a good idea littlesurfer. Look at a piece of shit while you take a shit.

Lou.m

The-Rigger wrote:

There goes any re-sale value your house might of had.

Thats it i am eating all the F***KING JELLY BABIES!

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Thats it i am eating all the F***KING JELLY BABIES!

very immature, how will that make any difference?

Don't take it out on the jelly babies.

littlesurfer

Final word of warning,.....if this thread is attacked by jelly baby lovers i shall be very cross,(i am all for their consumption though for the record)...no cross contamination,..jelly babies not invited...as for that piece of **** comment...(HA)......i'm letting that one slide

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

Final word of warning,.....if this thread is attacked by jelly baby lovers i shall be very cross,(i am all for their consumption though for the record)...no cross contamination,..jelly babies not invited...as for that piece of **** comment...(HA)......i'm letting that one slide

you are a Nazi.

Pigman II

DarkJager wrote:

Patrick Swayze in the Swahili language means "Wanker"

What a coincidence. It means that in the English language too.

littlesurfer

Shut up. Your just jealous you didn't get to have sex with Demi Moore on a wet clay spinner.


i may be a NAZI but you can't argue my logic

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

Shut up. Your just jealous you didn't get to have sex with Demi Moore on a wet clay spinner.


i may be a NAZI but you can't argue my logic

I can't argue your logic because you have none.

I have no interest In Demi Moore, I've never seen the appeal.

littlesurfer

okay but the sex on a clay spinner has to work.....if not, then there is nothing more i can do to sway you

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

okay but the sex on a clay spinner has to work.....if not, then there is nothing more i can do to sway you

clay spinners in themself hold no sexual appeal for me.

But if those are your terms, I will meet them.

littlesurfer

deal. contract being drawn up. *












*t&c: the above may not actually ever happen

Black Swan

Littlesurfer may not miss Pat S, but she is missing 10 footers at The Wedge!

justagirlinabar

Lou.m wrote:

Little surfer you have expressed my sentiments exactly. We should start a dirty dancing thread one where we get to dance with a virtual patrick swaze or maybe that would be sacrilege. GUYS DO NOT KNOCK DIRTY DANCING !!!!

not sure if this is sad, pathetic or freaking scary

DarkJager

Its very scary......Trust me

justagirlinabar

i was leaning that way

DarkJager

Most people do when the words Patrick and Swayze are mentioned in the same sentence

justagirlinabar

think he's doin' a flick called "escape from boca raton"

DarkJager

I'm hoping this attempt at escape will result in a dramatic and over the top end for Mr Swayze....

justagirlinabar

perhaps involving an alligator?

Black Swan

Escaping from a dance?

justagirlinabar

that and bad acting

Matt Holck

I have no idea

princess k

if im not mistaken wasnt he doing a play or something in the west end?????:p here's hoping he's working on a new film too.....

littlesurfer

I think PS is working the street is the lwr Dawson st area