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Human mating seasons?

  • 27-04-2007 3:28am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭


    Just noticed over the past 2 or 3 months a sharp increase in the amount of people posting in pi about not having sex or one partner just not wanting to.

    this makes me wonder do you think its possible that humans have a natural mating season and some of us just don't have the chemical reactions in our brains at this time of year?

    found this link, really interesting

    http://www.aboutancestors.com/bear/bear.html

    my other theory was that as its heading towards the end of the school year most folk who'd be doing that might be a little out of sorts but that wouldn't cover everything


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭Sputnik


    this makes me wonder do you think its possible that humans have a natural mating season and some of us just don't have the chemical reactions in our brains at this time of year?

    No.
    found this link, really interesting

    http://www.aboutancestors.com/bear/bear.html

    It's 'interesting' all right...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Well I can tell you that my general randiness increases significantly in the spring. It's chemically induced by alcohol. And visual stimuli in the form of short skirt and tight tops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,832 ✭✭✭littlebug


    Well... years ago a lecturer told of a study done at the sewer works in Dunmurry in Belfast. The idea came about when sewer workers complained of the number of condoms that would clog up the works. So he asked them to hang onto the condoms, put them in a biscuit tin or something and count them every day. As was expected there were more on Saturday/ Sunday/ Monday after the weekends shenanigans.

    So then he asked them to keep them and count them every day for a year. And it happened that there was a 2 week phase in April where there were wayyy more condoms than any other time of the year. I can't remember the statistic but wayyy more!
    They did this for a few years running and found that every year there was a 2 week phase where this would happen and then go back to normal. The 2 weeks would be different every year i.e could be the last 2 weeks of March one year, then the second and third weeks of April the following year, then back to March etc etc.

    Interesting... no explanation as to why it happened though.

    I've got to race off now but if I get a chance I'll see if I can find a reference. I'm sure it was published.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    The Easter bank holiday weekend tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    I used to work in an Easter Egg factory in Belfast years ago, we used to lace them with ground up Rhino Horns and Spanish Fly juice out of sheer boredom.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,100 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    nicolo wrote:
    found this link, really interesting

    http://www.aboutancestors.com/bear/bear.html
    I found it to be a big heap of steaming sh1te!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    seansouth wrote:
    The Easter bank holiday weekend tbh.

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    I find i'm horny as hell in August but i'm equally as horny in june and july before it starts to fade in september and am totally floppy my november then i'm talking acorn between january and march.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Women around here always seem to get pregnant around the same time, there's 3 girls (out of 6) up the duff where I work and seem to be all around the same amount of time into the pregnacy. I've noticed that year after year their all ready to pop a sprog around spring time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭patrickolee


    I too found it to be...
    big heap of steaming sh1te!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Dun laoire wrote:
    I find i'm horny as hell in August but i'm equally as horny in june and july before it starts to fade in september and am totally floppy my november then i'm talking acorn between january and march.


    Did you keep a log.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    Humans are subject to instinctive sexual desire activated by correct criteria.

    Unlike most other mammals women don't come into heat and now they can mate at any time, a woman can get pregnant any month, have the baby any day.

    The loss of a distinct breeding season is to our advantage as we spread across the world. The seasons, weather and living conditions are different and thus the best time to create offspring (food in abundance ect) can vary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭sioda


    You'll notice at the moment that there are a good few pregant women around. Personally I think there are seasons for this.

    You'll see a lot of pregnancies in May/June due to the fact that people see kids starting school in september and often think I wish that was me sending my child off to school for the first time and decide to have a child.

    Other season is around september when you have babies concieved around Christmas. Not just one night christmas accidents but again people who see the enjoyment kids bring to a christmas and thus again decide to have children.

    Just my 2 cents worth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 Ghupta Yahd


    littlebug wrote:
    Well... years ago a lecturer told of a study done at the sewer works in Dunmurry in Belfast. The idea came about when sewer workers complained of the number of condoms that would clog up the works. So he asked them to hang onto the condoms, put them in a biscuit tin or something and count them every day. As was expected there were more on Saturday/ Sunday/ Monday after the weekends shenanigans.

    So then he asked them to keep them and count them every day for a year. And it happened that there was a 2 week phase in April where there were wayyy more condoms than any other time of the year. I can't remember the statistic but wayyy more!
    They did this for a few years running and found that every year there was a 2 week phase where this would happen and then go back to normal. The 2 weeks would be different every year i.e could be the last 2 weeks of March one year, then the second and third weeks of April the following year, then back to March etc etc.

    Interesting... no explanation as to why it happened though.

    I've got to race off now but if I get a chance I'll see if I can find a reference. I'm sure it was published.

    That punchline needs a bit of work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    hahahah

    "hey guys I know your job is pretty terrible having to work in a sewer and all, but would you mind counting used johnnys for the next few years"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    I wonder if it is to do with the increased light levels and the affect on the system in terms of anti-depressant effects.*

    Spring is the natural time for commencing growth and it may have some effect there.


    *interesting to see if someone counts the number of "i am depressed" instances in PI in january/february


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    I was a new years accident :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    petes wrote:
    Did you keep a log.


    No, too heavy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    sewer workers complained of the number of condoms that would clog up the works. So he asked them to hang onto the condoms, put them in a biscuit tin or something and count them every day.

    Kind of like those poor people that have to count all the fish that go upstrean every year to spawn..... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭c0rk3r


    Human mating season doubt it exsists.

    But it would be interesting to go onto central statistics office and find a yearly graph detailing dates of births. Find the peak go back 9 months. Check wether or not it was consistent with previous years. If it is, you may have a mating season.

    I spent 10mins on cso.ie and got bored. Maybe someone else might be more persistent.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Overheal wrote:
    Kind of like those poor people that have to count all the fish that go upstrean every year to spawn..... :p

    I drew a picture so you might better grasp the idea :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    There's really no question of a breeding season in humans, it just doesn't arise.

    Of course, weather and work habits and personal circumstances can alter people's attitudes and emotional states to a limited extent, but there's nothing at all applicable to a whole population on grounds of hormones or physiology.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Naaaaaa. When it's could you snuggle to stay warm. When it's warm, you show more skin. Both times can be HOT!


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