Do you like cucumber on your sandwitches?

Chillwithcian

I like cucumbers that are yellow!!!
Hehe...Calling Cucumber land!!!!

DuckMySick

Cucumbers are EVIL

_Kaiser_

me thinks there was a glitch in the Matrix with this thread..

Zaph

To paraphrase the old classic song:

CUCUMBERS! What are they good for?
Absolutely nothin'!

I prefer sandwich around my cucumber....

Jesus Wept

Deleted User wrote:

I prefer sandwich around my cucumber....

Cucumbers are a fruit (a fúcking marginal fruit at that).

I don't like fruit sandwhiches.

And, I don't like cucumber/s

last_orders

try cucumber on a burger!!
2 years ago in the train station in auswitz town when i was interrailing i got a burger from cafe that had cucumber in it, not only that but there was brocolli making an appearance on the scene aswell.

Jesus Wept

last_orders wrote:

try cucumber on a burger!!
2 years ago in the train station in auswitz town when i was interrailing i got a burger from cafe that had cucumber in it, not only that but there was brocolli making an appearance on the scene aswell.

This type of thing should be clapped down on.


When I was in Terminal 2 of Munich Airport, they had an eatery called 'American LAX Restaurant'.

The main desert was the american classic ... .'Apple Struddle'. :eek:

American sailer on shore leave in Naples "hey guys, guess what!! they sell pizza here too!"

Jesus Wept

Deleted User wrote:

American sailer on shore leave in Naples "hey guys, guess what!! they sell pizza here too!"

some of them even speak a bit of american!

littlesurfer

you know i've seen some really nasty things done with a cucumber,...but there was no sandwiches around at the time

challengemaster

yeah... you've "Seen" them.... right we'll believe that....

littlesurfer

i have no responding comment

challengemaster

i have a responding cucumber!

Cos88

No I do not like cucumber on my sandwiches. I love cucumber on my sandwiches.

And they love me too.

littlesurfer

Cucumbers love lots of people,.....lots of people

Cucumber people are taking over the world!! :eek:

littlesurfer

thats a courgette

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

thats a courgette

you're a courgette

littlesurfer

i know you are but what am i!?!?

i see a pattern forming!

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

i know you are but what am i!?!?

i see a pattern forming!

*pulls ur hair, runs off

*awaits muffin
mmmm

littlesurfer

i'l split one with you,..

*ping ,...button pops off jeans!

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

i'l split one with you,..

deal!

littlesurfer wrote:

*ping ,...button pops off jeans!

oooh! bonus

littlesurfer

lol,...cheeky

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

lol,...cheeky

meee??!! :eek:

perhaps :rolleyes:



Just how little are you littlesurfer? Are you like land of the giants little people little?

littlesurfer

mm,...what does this have to do with cucumber sandwiches????? : )

i'm teeny....bout 5'2. can't reach the top shelf...darn

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

mm,...what does this have to do with cucumber sandwiches????? : )

ok... I'll try to stay on topic, how many cucumber sandwhiches tall are you?!

littlesurfer wrote:

i'm teeny....bout 5'2. can't reach the top shelf...darn

bless pocket sized

littlesurfer

littlesurfer wrote:

i'm teeny....bout 5'2. can't reach the top shelf...darn

you should keep to the sprouts section rather than the cucumbers, carrots & mellons on the top shelf.

littlesurfer

good point,...but you can't put sprouts on a sandwich.... and i like sandwiches

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

good point,...but you can't put sprouts on a sandwich...

:eek: not with that attitude!

littlesurfer

you try it so,...let me know how it works out....sprout sandwich!

googled sprout sandwich, and here it is

yanks have different sprouts...

littlesurfer

oh right,...my sandwich was looking a lot different

littlesurfer

oh right,...my sandwich was looking a lot different

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

you try it so,...let me know how it works out....sprout sandwich!

but im not a sprout fan, or a big sandwhich fan

littlesurfer

for someone who doesnt like sanwiches you spend a lot of time in the cucumber sandwich thread!

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

for someone who doesnt like sanwiches you spend a lot of time in the cucumber sandwich thread!

lol, got me there

I don't dislike sandwhiches, I'm just not mad for them.

Am I to be banished now? Do I have nothing in common with you sandwhich obsessed people?

segregation is back in effect?

Sandwhich lovers to one side / People who are ambivalent towards sandwhiches to the other?


Is this what we have come too??

challengemaster

The-Rigger wrote:

bless pocket sized

well.. all i'll say is i wouldn't mind one in my pocket!:o

the sprouts are invading...



edit: oh b0lix .... not again

littlesurfer

they're spending the summer months regrouping before the battle stations commence at christmas....evil

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

they're spending the summer months regrouping before the battle stations commence at christmas....evil

We must conceive our plan to destroy them, what's our tactics?

littlesurfer

excessive amounts of cranberry sauce to disguise the taste an army of forks and a bottle of listerine

and a cork to control the emissions.

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

excessive amounts of cranberry sauce to disguise the taste an army of forks and a bottle of listerine

I was thinking more along the lines of ending their existance, rather than giving in and disgusing the taste :eek:

THINK BIG

littlesurfer

we'll have to persuade George Clooney to take up our plight and persuade a large multinational corporation to supply large quantities of acid, a sprinkler system and a helicopter....

Jesus Wept

littlesurfer wrote:

we'll have to persuade George Clooney to take up our plight and persuade a large multinational corporation to supply large quantities of acid, a sprinkler system and a helicopter....

Attack of the KiLlEr BrUsSeL SpRouTs!!!



We are onto something here. I'm going to send Harvey Weinstein an email.



I'd like to go out on a limb and cast Dolanbaker in the lead. He is like a young Clint Eastwood, from Athlone.

littlesurfer

The president of Iran seems to be in the surfing forum,...he might help

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote:

I'd like to go out on a limb and cast Dolanbaker in the lead. He is like a young Clint Eastwood, from Athlone.

Let nature solve the problem, just feed them to cows and let the cows exterminate them.

Matt Holck

the best part of a McDonald's hamburger is the ruffle cut pickle slice

littlesurfer

bet thats not a real pickle they put in there