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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9662
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    gaynorvader wrote: »
    What are the conventions?
    The conventions vary according to the region and the church, eg I happened to stop at a shop opposite a church in N. Ireland not so long ago and happened to see the people going in. It was remarkable how they were all dressed up, the women all wearing dresses (not jeans) and also hats. If I was going to attend that church, I'd make some attempt to look respectable. Its nothing to do with the bible, just common sense. When in Rome do as the Romans do.


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    #9663
    gaynorvader
    Registered Users Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭gaynorvader


    recedite wrote: »
    The conventions vary according to the region and the church, eg I happened to stop at a shop opposite a church in N. Ireland not so long ago and happened to see the people going in. It was remarkable how they were all dressed up, the women all wearing dresses (not jeans) and also hats. If I was going to attend that church, I'd make some attempt to look respectable. Its nothing to do with the bible, just common sense. When in Rome do as the Romans do.

    I see. In that case I say to hell with convention! No way I want to be invaded by any Vandals whilst holidaying in Rome! Also, blindly following convention prevents new ideas from arising.


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    #9664
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Cabaal wrote: »
    well, here's the dress

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    She can marry in my church any time she wants.
    The fact that I don't have a church might be an obstacle, of course.


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    #9665
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Try this guy: [link]. He also does Ron Swanson and Spock candles.


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    #9666
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,351 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    coolhull wrote: »
    She can marry in my church any time she wants.
    The fact that I don't have a church might be an obstacle, of course.

    No problem.
    http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9667
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Nice one. The bride is also available in inflatable version, so now you're all set....


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    #9668
    Nolars
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Nolars


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    #9669
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    ^^^
    That took me a second... classic. :D


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    #9670
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9671
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Try this guy: [link]. He also does Ron Swanson and Spock candles.

    This shop is on vacation, apparently!

    Can't see the price seeing as the shop is on it's holliers:confused:, but when he comes back I hope to get a steve buscemi and a kate winslet if he has one (and they don't cost a fortune).
    The one with the sexy vampire sister from twilight looks surprisingly angelic - wouldn't seem out of place in a grotto somewhere!


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    #9672
    Nolars
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Nolars


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    #9673
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    This shop is on vacation, apparently!

    Can't see the price seeing as the shop is on it's holliers:confused:, but when he comes back I hope to get a steve buscemi and a kate winslet if he has one (and they don't cost a fortune).
    The one with the sexy vampire sister from twilight looks surprisingly angelic - wouldn't seem out of place in a grotto somewhere!

    Gona be fun getting it to Ireland
    Only ships within United States.


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    #9674
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVEgiZs6hY


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    #9675
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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    #9676
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    What if it was Jesus and the Argonauts, instead of Jason and the Argonauts?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJJY_1jtO4U


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    #9677
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Cabaal wrote: »
    Gona be fun getting it to Ireland

    Shít! Didn't notice that.:mad:
    But in my experience a quick email usually changes that only ships to....wherever nonsense. It makes no sense if you're selling something to exclude customers for no good reason!


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    #9678
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    bluewolf wrote: »
    In fairness I'd be asking where the rest of the dress was if she showed up like that in a church too
    Get out. :mad:





    :pac:

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #9679
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    271492.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9680
    CramCycle
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    To be fair, nearly all of them are dogmatic, insular, authoritarian, crackpot cults


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    #9681
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    It's strange how scientology's ad campaigns sound a little humanist in language, remember that superbowl ad they did and someone just changed the "scientology" nameplate at the end to "atheism"? This one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZqQznblZo


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    #9682
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    http://amultiverse.com/2013/09/13/how-monkeys-get-made/


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    #9683
    Hoagy
    Registered Users Posts: 707 ✭✭✭Hoagy


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    Here's a bit of fun.


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    #9684
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    From after hours (student proves gay marriage wrong scientifically). Yikes...

    http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/1...iage-is-wrong/

    Thread here...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2057039395


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    #9685
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    271684.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9686
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Andrewf20 wrote: »
    From after hours (student proves gay marriage wrong scientifically). Yikes...

    http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/1...iage-is-wrong/

    Thread here...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2057039395

    Both of those links are broken for me.


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    #9687
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Andrewf20 wrote: »
    From after hours (student proves gay marriage wrong scientifically). Yikes...

    http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/1...iage-is-wrong/

    Thread here...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2057039395


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    #9688
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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    #9689
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    All I can say magnets.jpg

    How about...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwVDDxoKBk4


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    #9690
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    Both of those links are broken for me.

    Apologies, bizarre, no idea why they arent working. Thread here...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057039395


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    #9691
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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