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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9182
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    human 19 wrote: »
    Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) said Monday that abortion should be banned as early as 15 weeks after conception because he has witnessed male fetuses masturbate at that stage.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/michael-burgess-abortion_n_3459108.html

    http://www.real-time-with-bill-maher-blog.com/real-time-with-bill-maher-blog/2013/6/28/barely-fetal-magazine.html

    Of course, you know what the next step will be...foetus porn!

    Interestingly, he got his facts wrong. The only definite study he could be thinking of alluding to foetal masturbation is referring to a female foetus at 35 weeks (afaik). Link somewhere....hang on...

    http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/06/michael-burgess-fetus-masturbation/66345/


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    #9183
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    human 19 wrote: »
    Pork-Laced Ammo Designed to Send Muslims to Hell

    Love it!

    "With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell," the company said in a press release earlier this month. "That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack."

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/pork-laced-ammunition-designed-deter-terrorists/story?id=19473578


    ...as ingesting pork accidentally or unknowingly isn't counted as a sin, the only thing those people are deterring is muslims buying their bullets.


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    #9184
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...as ingesting pork accidentally or unknowingly isn't counted as a sin, the only thing those people are deterring is muslims buying their bullets.

    Fractal stupidity.

    It's so stupid and ignorant it literally takes my breath away.
    I actually unintentionally drew a sharp breath and groaned when I read about this.


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    #9185
    human 19
    Registered Users Posts: 838 ✭✭✭human 19


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...as ingesting pork accidentally or unknowingly isn't counted as a sin, the only thing those people are deterring is muslims buying their bullets.

    err...This is a humour thread. I thought the idea was funny. I didnt delve into the logic of it


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    #9186
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    human 19 wrote: »
    I didnt delve into the logic of it

    Oh, so you had faith that it was funny, is that it? Like one of those religious people?

    ...Hand over your atheism membership card.

    :pac:


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    #9187
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    9t8AVCu.jpg

    Shamelessly stolen from YLYL5. :D


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    #9188
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,668 ✭✭✭Worztron


    260502.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9189
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    Love this song :L



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    #9190
    endacl
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    Most. Annoying. Song.

    Ever.

    Sorry...


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    #9191
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,668 ✭✭✭Worztron


    260607.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9192
    Gbear
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    #9193
    [Deleted User]
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo


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    #9194
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,668 ✭✭✭Worztron


    260636.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9195
    AstraMonti
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo

    Seen it 15 times.. still laugh every time.

    This one is great too:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3X5f3gY4iw


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    #9196
    MrPudding
    Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Pint of G&T. :D

    Actually, I am on an ale kick at the moment. If anyone spots Crafty Hen for sale anywhere please to tell me.
    Hmmm, don't know why, but I kind of see you as a Bishops's Finger kind of gal...

    260711.jpg


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    #9197
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Finally a religion I can get behind

    sithrak.jpg

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #9198
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    MrPudding wrote: »
    Hmmm, don't know why, but I kind of see you as a Bishops's Finger kind of girl...
    Am wondering why I'm that post's only thanker...

    Still, the background reminds me of Sultan Amir Ahmad's splendid bathhouse and the pleasant hour I once spent there.


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    #9199
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,668 ✭✭✭Worztron


    260723.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9200
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    robindch wrote: »
    Am wondering why I'm that post's only thanker....
    I'll second that ...er... "motion".


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    #9201
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Finally a religion I can get behind

    sithrak.jpg

    Congratulations on finding an Oglaf episode not filled with genitalia!


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    #9202
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Sarky wrote: »
    Congratulations on finding an Oglaf episode not filled with genitalia!
    A lot of the recent ones seem rather SFW, standards are slipping!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #9203
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,668 ✭✭✭Worztron


    260769.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9204
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 48,445 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Worztron wrote: »
    260723.jpg
    doesn't seem to be an oscar wilde quote; see the 'misattributed' section on this page:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin


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    #9205
    Links234
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Congratulations on finding an Oglaf episode not filled with genitalia!

    I'm dissappointed it's not filled with genitalia :o

    boy I did love that puzzlec*nt one :D


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    #9206
    PopePalpatine
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    MrPudding wrote: »
    Hmmm, don't know why, but I kind of see you as a Bishops's Finger kind of gal...

    260711.jpg

    That reminds me of the ad for Pisswasser in GTA IV. :pac:


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    #9207
    Sarky
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    It's a shame Bishop's Finger is manky.


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    #9208
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    A lot of the recent ones seem rather SFW, standards are slipping!
    taking in the last 2 parter involved the man who was best at giving blow jobs you may be mistaken in that comment.


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    #9209
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    It's a shame Bishop's Finger is manky.

    The Bishop can keep his manky finger to himself - and the femmy wan in the ad can too.


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    #9210
    G.K.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,704 ✭✭✭G.K.


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    #9211
    Nolars
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Nolars


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