Girls would this work on you

PeakOutput

so i was in town last night and when the club closed we were all standing outside and my mate pointed out a girl he thought was stunning(she really was) but there was no persuading him to talk to her.............................so then she started having an argument with some guy who was being pretty abusive to her and an idea just popped into my head

i got a piece of paper wrote down "when your feeling better" my mates number and name. he would not give it to her although he thought it was a good idea so when she was just leaving i gave it to her........

now,girls, besides the fact that she may think its my number and the fella giving her abuse could be a boyfriend(more than likely actually but if there was no bf) would you text/ring the number you were given?

im away for two days so slag me away but im just curious what you all reckon

Ph3n0m

what happens if she rings the number thinking its you and not your friend - or did you explain it all to her before she left

galah

surely the last thing I need when I just had a row with my bf (or any male) is some other guy pestering me with his phone number...

First of all, I'd be annoyed that someone witnessed what was going on (even if I had a row in a public place...), feel humiliated, and probably even patronised.

So no, I wouldn't call, and probably despise the person for pushing their number on me, when that person could have easily walked up to me in the pub and said hello...

claireo86

Not sure but I probably wouldn't call. First of all I would obviously assume the number was yours since you were the one that gave it to me. I'd also definitely feel weird because you'd been watching me for long enough to see I was upset.

Ghost Train

don't imagine that type of approach would have a very high success rate, playing the percentages probably would have had a better chance if you smacked the guy that was hassling her in the face

Pighead

You make me sick PeakOutput (Rubbish username as well a big fat 0/10 for that one). You remind me of a vulture hovering above the last days of a damaged relationship waiting to pounce and pick up the scraps for yourself.

"But but I was doing it for me friend"
Bollox you were, you were doing it for yourself you rotten swine. In future do waht normal people do and find yourself an unattached girl who isn't in the middle of an emotional breaksdown. Sicko.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

You make me sick PeakOutput (Rubbish username as well a big fat 0/10 for that one). You remind me of a vulture hovering above the last days of a damaged relationship waiting to pounce and pick up the scraps for yourself.

"But but I was doing it for me friend"
Bollox you were, you were doing it for yourself you rotten swine. In future do waht normal people do and find yourself an unattached girl who isn't in the middle of an emotional breaksdown. Sicko.

I'll have to go with Pighead on this one.

This is sad and creepy mixed in equal measures.

dr.bollocko

Ahaha. That wouldnt work on the easiest skank in christendom.
its not suave, or cool. Its just some snotty weirdo with some written down numbers nervously approaching an upset girl at a time when she doesnt want that kind of attention.
Super smooth....

Mrs_Doyle

PeakOutput wrote:

so i was in town last night and when the club closed we were all standing outside and my mate pointed out a girl he thought was stunning(she really was) but there was no persuading him to talk to her.............................so then she started having an argument with some guy who was being pretty abusive to her and an idea just popped into my head

i got a piece of paper wrote down "when your feeling better" my mates number and name. he would not give it to her although he thought it was a good idea so when she was just leaving i gave it to her........

now,girls, besides the fact that she may think its my number and the fella giving her abuse could be a boyfriend(more than likely actually but if there was no bf) would you text/ring the number you were given?

im away for two days so slag me away but im just curious what you all reckon

I would certainly be flattered, but I probably wouldn't call or text the person.
That said, I have never text or called any stranger who has ever given me his number, in fact, about 80% of the boys I have kissed or gone out with were known to me before I ever kissed or went out with them.

Oriel

PeakOutput wrote:

"when your feeling better"

I would have turned you down for your bad grammar...

Elphaba

I have to say I'd be pretty freaked out if someone did that to me. The more I think about it there's absolutely no way in helll I'd even consider ringing or texting a number that some stranger gave me just cos he thought I was good looking. ((((((((((Shuddddderrrrrrrr))))))))

brianthebard

Have to ask, where you drunk at the time OP? in my experience any ideas thought up after five pints aren't worth mulling over the day after.

copacetic

Pighead wrote:

You make me sick PeakOutput (Rubbish username as well a big fat 0/10 for that one). You remind me of a vulture hovering above the last days of a damaged relationship waiting to pounce and pick up the scraps for yourself.

"But but I was doing it for me friend"
Bollox you were, you were doing it for yourself you rotten swine. In future do waht normal people do and find yourself an unattached girl who isn't in the middle of an emotional breaksdown. Sicko.

but that is much harder pighead. what if you are in a hurry?

Oriel

Elphaba wrote:

I have to say I'd be pretty freaked out if someone did that to me. The more I think about it there's absolutely no way in helll I'd even consider ringing or texting a number that some stranger gave me just cos he thought I was good looking. ((((((((((Shuddddderrrrrrrr))))))))

That's quite strange. How do you meet people? Or do you keep it in the family, so to speak?
And as you imply "I would", I presume this hasn't actually happened to you?

Pighead

copacetic wrote:

but that is much harder pighead. what if you are in a hurry?

As a wise old woman once told me

"You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take

You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes.

Ph3n0m

Pighead wrote:

As a wise old woman once told me

"You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take

You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes.

pighead's mother always gives the best advice

Pighead

Ph3n0m wrote:

pighead's mother always gives the best advice

She sure does, only yesterday she rang me up and said to me "Stay away from that Ph3n0m lad, he's a fcuking cnut"

Oriel

Ph3n0m wrote:

pighead's mother always gives the best advice

Pighead's mother always squealed the loudest

copacetic

Pighead wrote:

As a wise old woman once told me

"You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take

You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes.

ah yes, but the not as well known phil song
'You can hurry lust' is more on point here..

zuutroy

Pighead wrote:

he's a fcuking cnut"

a french connection wearing cashew-nut?

EKRIUQ

Ph3n0m wrote:

pighead's mother always gives the best advice

And also gives the best

copacetic

sinecurea wrote:

That's quite strange. How do you meet people? Or do you keep it in the family, so to speak?
And as you imply "I would", I presume this hasn't actually happened to you?

Is this how you meet people? By handing out your number to strangers in the street? Interesting! what are the printing costs involved? Do you have a special 'stranger in the street' number to give out? Do you have a statistical breakdown of your results?

PeakOutput

ok so my lift is late so i have time to respond...................

i dont drink

he was talking to her earlier (so he said) but something happened that he got distracted or something cant remember the exact details

the first time i saw her outside she was having a talking with a female friend it was much later on that she was having the fight.

the girls we were with thought it was a great idea but they had been drinking

also i lied a little bit in that i never actually gave her the piece of paper i bottled it just like he did earlier but i was seriously considering it and wanted to see what you honestly thought about it happening not about me thinking about it.

background is that a few years ago another mate was on the dart sitting opposite a girl he liked and instead of talking to her he wrote his number on the ticket and gave it to her she called and thy talked but i dont think they ever went on a date.

makes a lot of sense that people would be freaked out thinking someone was watching them "that long" never thought about that

pighead i think your reply is a bit ott, my username (relevant???cheap dig) is the name of a company i had started to set up and will go back to running when i finish college. also it was genuinely for my friend but i cant make you believe me so whatever you choose to believe is fine

Owen

PeakOutput wrote:

pighead i think your reply is a bit ott, my username (relevant???cheap dig) is the name of a company i had started to set up and will go back to running when i finish college. also it was genuinely for my friend but i cant make you believe me so whatever you choose to believe is fine

Pighead's replys are always OTT, that's why we love him.

PeakOutput

ned78 wrote:

Pighead's replys are always OTT, that's why we love him.

ah ok i dont think iv been graced with his presence in the past

skywalker

Pighead wrote:

As a wise old woman once told me

"You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take

You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes.

Thats odd, same old woman gave me this advice:

Shes an easy lover (shes a easy lover)
Shell get a hold on you believe it (get a hold on you)
(shes) like no other
Before you know it youll be on your knees (youll be down on your knees)
Shes an easy lover
Shell take your heart but you wont feel it (you wont feel it)
Shes like no other
And Im just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)

5starpool

PeakOutput wrote:

ah ok i dont think iv been graced with his presence in the past

I don't think people should be allowed to post in any of Pigheads domains without knowing of the potential abuse that is likely to come their way.

The man/creature is a legend.

Zambia

Peak Out , its a very long shot but at least its a shot.

You know what I found never works. Doing nothing.

However if you are contemplating attempts like these , just walk up and ask there name.

Oh and dont try to get girls for your mates, its belittling to you both what are you 12.

Ph3n0m

Pighead wrote:

She sure does, only yesterday she rang me up and said to me "Stay away from that Ph3n0m lad, he's a fcuking cnut"

Yeah thats because I leave without paying....either that or its because I wipe myself on your bedsheets

Dun laoire

Your mate should have approched her and asked the best one liner ever.


"Can you touch your right nipple against your left nipple"


That would've had her racing to your house with her knickers in her handbag.



Feckin amateur.

Pighead

Ph3n0m wrote:

Yeah thats because I leave without paying....either that or its because I wipe myself on your bedsheets

So you ride 58 year old prostitutes and don't even have the decency to pay them for their services, and then you brag about wiping your stinking man juice on said prostitutes sons bed?

My word, mam was right, you are a fcuking cnut.

Tony Danza

ned78 wrote:

Pighead's replys are always OTT, that's why we love him.

Speak for yourself!

TerrorFirmer

Pighead wrote:

You make me sick PeakOutput (Rubbish username as well a big fat 0/10 for that one). You remind me of a vulture hovering above the last days of a damaged relationship waiting to pounce and pick up the scraps for yourself.

"But but I was doing it for me friend"
Bollox you were, you were doing it for yourself you rotten swine. In future do waht normal people do and find yourself an unattached girl who isn't in the middle of an emotional breaksdown. Sicko.

Ah...good times. gooood times.

6ix

I think the idea is a bit freaky to be honest. You'd be much better off just chatting to her - you'd soon know if she was interested in taking your number.

Fantastic Kaz

No, it would scare me. If you like someone TALK to them.

*Never force someone to dance with someone they DONT like either (Best friend did this to me. Normally I dont care who I dance with but he was a strange drunk one.)

DaSilva

PeakOutput wrote:

the girls we were with thought it was a great idea but they had been drinking

Your mother would also tell you it was charming and nice, they might even suggest you post her a box of chocolates, a teddy bear and write a poem.

However in truth it's bad advice, and a bad idea. Why girls often give bad advice to their friends, I'm not sure, but I think it has more something to do with since it's not for your friend, she looks at it objectively and thinks it's cute, she doesn't think if it's attractive or not.

If you want the best piece of advice on women, I think it's this... And actually it was kinda mentioned earlier, two people were arguing over how they "meet someone" in the thread.

It's perfectly normal, to fancy someone due too their looks, but it's not really to be attracted to them completely due too their looks.

<here's the advice>
If you see a woman you think is hot, then by all means fancy her, go over and talk to her, but don't be attracted too her until you find out what she's like.

I fancy good looking women, I'm attracted to good looking, fun and witty women. I don't go too any lengths for women I fancy, except to find out if they are funny and witty.

sweet-rasmus

i wouldn't call, tbh. and i'd be thinking it was your number. if your mate wants someone he has to make the moves!!!

PeakOutput

ok it was a bad idea to be filed in the do not use section. i would of chatted to her if she wasnt having her head bitten of at the time and if my mate hadnt already said he liked her. i knew he wouldnt do anything about it and was trying to think of ways he would have a chance rather than standing there looking at her. i suppose i was thinking a **** shot is better than no shot

thanks for da advice

Dun laoire

Dun laoire wrote:

Your mate should have approched her and asked the best one liner ever.


"Can you touch your right nipple against your left nipple"

Or.......

"Can you touch your ebows together behind your back"

Blush_01

Dun laoire wrote:

Your mate should have approched her and asked the best one liner ever.


"Can you touch your right nipple against your left nipple"


That would've had her racing to your house with her knickers in her handbag.



Feckin amateur.

ROFL-cough.

Blitzkrieger

PeakOutput wrote:

i got a piece of paper wrote down

Where the hell did you find a piece of paper and a pen at that hour of the night? All I find in my pockets at that hour is my house keys and a ****-load of change.

PeakOutput

Blitzkrieger wrote:

Where the hell did you find a piece of paper and a pen at that hour of the night? All I find in my pockets at that hour is my house keys and a ****-load of change.

back of a reciept from my wallet ( conveniently enough its was a reciept for a game i bought that day which now does not work and cant bring it back without a reciept) and my mate had found a pen somehow earlier that night (think he stole it from the stamp girl)

Piste

5starpool wrote:

I don't think people should be allowed to post in any of Pigheads domains without knowing of the potential abuse that is likely to come their way.

The man/creature is a legend.

No he#s not, he's really annoying. But at least he doesn't type all his posts in the third person anymore, I'll give him that.

Big Chief

if he was to nervous to talk to her after a few scoops then id hate to see what happens if he was without, would he have a nervous breakdown??

on the 0.0000001% chance she did reply, she would be gutted that she had tried since she just phoned a nervous wreck who cannot even talk to her

sorry...

Big Chief

Blitzkrieger wrote:

Where the hell did you find a piece of paper and a pen at that hour of the night? All I find in my pockets at that hour is my house keys and a ****-load of change.

lol, touche

that and my mobile and thats me all over, perhaps 1 crumpled €5 note for the taxi home also

WindSock

''when your feeling better..''

Better from what now?

Mossy Monk

PeakOutput wrote:

back of a reciept from my wallet ( conveniently enough its was a reciept for a game i bought that day which now does not work and cant bring it back without a reciept) and my mate had found a pen somehow earlier that night (think he stole it from the stamp girl)

Make up your damn mind. Your lies sicken me, and i quote,

PeakOutput wrote:

also i lied a little bit in that i never actually gave her the piece of paper i bottled it

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Baby Jebus is crying for you.

PeakOutput

Mossy Monk wrote:

Make up your damn mind. Your lies sicken me, and i quote,

that wasnt a lie but whatever i told you which bit was a lie if the rest was too i would of just said it at the same time

copacetic

PeakOutput wrote:

that wasnt a lie but whatever i told you which bit was a lie if the rest was too i would of just said it at the same time

i think he is wondering how you can't bring back the game when you should still have the receipt as you lied and never gave the 'note' to her? you must be having trouble keeping track of you own lies.

Mossy Monk

PeakOutput wrote:

that wasnt a lie but whatever i told you which bit was a lie if the rest was too i would of just said it at the same time

Gibberish. You make no sense.

PeakOutput

copacetic wrote:

i think he is wondering how you can't bring back the game when you should still have the receipt as you lied and never gave the 'note' to her? you must be having trouble keeping track of you own lies.

ah i understand now .....iv no answer for that accept i have searched for it and dont have it