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Y-fronts or Boxer shorts?

  • 28-03-2007 06:53PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭


    Well brethern..which is it?
    or do you have more,eh,*interesting* taste in kex...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    If any, boxers, as long as they are loose enough to let everything dangle free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    boxers every time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    boxers all the way, cant beat the feeling you get when a gust of wind shoots up the leg of ur trousers and tickles your nads :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Boxers for sure, feel the breeze. Y-fronts are fine for Mr.Bean but not me. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Ruu wrote:
    Y-fronts are fine for Mr.Bean but not me. :)

    true, i was going to say mr. bean, trainspotters and catholic priests


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk


    Are u serious, i dont think I know any1 under 35 and over 10 that doesnt wear boxers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,151 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Have a few pairs of Jockey Y-Front boxers! Very comfy! Boxers tend to stray up my crack! Prefer something a little tighter..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    flanzer wrote:
    Prefer something a little tighter..........

    Yeah my woman folk is the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Boxers are for me as well. Plenty ventalation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Boxers all the way, and as I mentioned in another thread always go for the darker ones they last longer between washes ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Boxers ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Boxers.

    Which brings up the delicate matter of colour.

    I have various manly colours of boxers, but Mrs. Dunne has the rather unorthodox habit of purchasing, how can I put this, "girly" coloured boxers for me. She even had the audacity to purchase a pink pair, with love hearts.

    It is a doubled edged sword, my brothers. On the one hand, we do not condone such colours, on the other hand, these colours have a rather amorous effect and certainly contribute to achieving the weekly lovin' quotient.

    What do I do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Yeah, boxers.

    Those feckin why-fronts are ball crushers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,392 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Indeed Brothers, it's boxers for me also. As Brother Tom pointed out, when women buy boxers for you there is a tendency to go 'amorous'. I have a pair of red silk boxers bought for me by Mrs. r3nu4l.

    Would it be too unmanly of me to suggest that I like the way the silk feels against my skin? No wait...forget I said that brothers, I beseech ye, a moment of weakness is all it was. Oh, for shame! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    tom dunne wrote:
    What do I do?

    It's rather simple brother, buy your own...

    Like all of you here I'm too lazy to go to the shops and there is no way I would trust any wimmin buying boxers for me (I had the misfortune of getting a white pair for xmas :eek:, they are still in their box - I now look at this box in the same way you would look at the emergency exit key in it's glass protective box when there is a raging fire around you with no other exit) so I buy them online...

    This is my store of choice... you will notice the colour selector on the left. All your problems solved here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭Burning Eclipse


    Boxers all the way brothers, it's been years since I dared to wear the old y fronts. I'd find it hard to believe that even 1 in 10 men would.

    Colour is indeed a delicate question... White... not so much, I stick with black or navy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭xebec


    Boxers in a variety of dark colours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,663 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Cling film for me all the way. Not only does it prevent any (as mentioned in another post) ass leakage and good wet beer farts from staining your clothes, they are also disposable meaning the huge pile of unwashed laundry in the corner grows slightly at a slower rate. Add to that the fact that you save money on underpants which can be then spent on curries. Win win really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    tom dunne wrote:
    Boxers.

    Which brings up the delicate matter of colour.

    Relax Brother ... all the attributes of a Brother's kex are entirely his own business... be it colour, odour, taste, wrinkles, crustiness or tightness of fit.

    It is of no consequence to anyone if a Brother chooses to adorn his second favourite organs with brightly coloured bloomers, be they scented with lavender or the sweet and sour smell of scrotal sweat.

    Much like pink shirts, I believe this is not a matter worthy of troubling our digestion. Brothers wear boxers ... boxers may be of any colour or design ... and no Brother shall draw attention to another Brother's kex.

    This morning I are mostly wearing boxers with characters from South Park ... next month I may be wearing boxers adorned with nothing but random stains ... and what of it ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Archeron wrote:
    Cling film for me all the way.

    I can clearly see your nuts!





    cling film ... clearly see ... g'wan ... i'll get me coat :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Archeron wrote:
    Cling film for me all the way. Not only does it prevent any (as mentioned in another post) ass leakage and good wet beer farts from staining your clothes, they are also disposable meaning the huge pile of unwashed laundry in the corner grows slightly at a slower rate. Add to that the fact that you save money on underpants which can be then spent on curries. Win win really.

    Surely that would lead to the sweaty ass and chaffy cheak syndrome :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Boxers here, if any!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    What about those boxer Y-fronts hybrids? They look like boxers but have the same support as Y-fronts. Some us have rather large trouser snakes to contend with so loose fitting boxers are just out of the question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    You mean jockey shorts? I hear chix dig 'em...

    2 year old black boxers for me personally, everyday. Last time I wore whitefronts I was soiling them, oh the memories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Hmmmmm looks like i'm the only one here that goes commando..... Neither boxer nor Y-front hinder my tackle! Hangs long loose and ready for use, (if i can be arsed that is and she doesn't have a "head ache"). Or the free passage of any gaseous emissions either for that matter. I'd hate for anyone standing within a 500 metre radius to miss out on the full effect of that satisfying aroma. Mmmmmmmm everyone loves there own brand!:cool:


  • Posts: 236 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Obviously its boxers for me... but lets not forget y-fronts are the underpant of choice for nearly all of our heroes:

    Homer Simpson
    Al Bundy
    Richard Riachad III
    Rab C Nesbit
    Peter Griffin... I'm sure I could go on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Boxers all the way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,588 ✭✭✭sioda


    Y Fronts here like it all kept in check not flying free


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,406 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    plonk wrote:
    Are u serious, i dont think I know any1 under 35 and over 10 that doesnt wear boxers.

    As an over-35 I would like to point out that boxers aren't just for you young 'uns, we wear them too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Degsy wrote:
    Well brethern..which is it? or do you have more,eh,*interesting* taste in kex...

    ummm ... what if sometimes, not often mind, maybe just in the heat of teh moment, inflamed by passion, you wear your wife's kex ? how would that be viewed Brothers :confused:

    i should add i'm not asking for myself ... it's for a friend of mine who was just wondering *kof*

    my own wife rarely wears kex at all, so that rules me out!


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