What women want.....I mean like!

LegacyUser

Right question to the women out there, in general what are the ladies feelings regards Men, their Hair and Clothes.....does it matter at all and if so what in general are the things to do and not do!

dudara

Not a PI, moved to After Hours.

AH mods, feel free to move if this is the wrong place for this.

dudara

WindSock

White_russian wrote:

Right question to the women out there, in general what are the ladies feelings regards Men, their Hair and Clothes.....does it matter at all and if so what in general are the things to do and not do!

Hygiene is good, including dental hygiene. If you look clean and don't smell bad that will help. NO (and I must stress this) NO Tracksuits. They are a complete turn off.
Overuse of hairgel-bad
Overuse of cheapy aftershave-bad
Don't take it too far with the grooming either. If you want to tidy up your eyebrows a little thats fine, but don't make it look like they are obviously plucked.

brianthebard

Your a girl boreds???

WindSock

brianthebard wrote:

Your a girl boreds???

Last time I checked I was. Why would you think not?

brianthebard

It didn't seem to come across from your posts.

Femelade

Please make sure your pants reach your shoes...

spudster101

Hey lad iv an idea why dont ya blind fold urself and go in search of the holy grail be waayyyyyyyyy wayyyyyy easier find that:D

WindSock

brianthebard wrote:

It didn't seem to come across from your posts.

Maybe I'm a Mangirl.

And pants (trousers) touch shoes yes, but not via means of not wearing a belt and have them hanging of your arse gangsta style.

spudster101

The only one I know is Dont!! ware white pants out or anywhere for that matter unless its a 70s disco thingy. Got such a slaggin once from female friends over it.

Thrill

boreds wrote:

Maybe I'm a Mangirl.

It's a surprise to me as well. I didnt think you were a girl either, you come across as male to me from your posts.

Femmy wrote:

Please make sure your pants reach your shoes...

What's wrong with showing a bit of sock?

The Sweeper

Your cum isn't the most desirable drink since bacardi breezer invented watermelon flavour.

Learn this fact.

brianthebard

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Your cum isn't the most desirable drink since bacardi breezer invented watermelon flavour.

Learn this fact.

What if we drank bacardi breezer beforehand???

Creamy Goodness

brianthebard wrote:

What if we drank bacardi breezer beforehand???

then you wouldn't be a man.

Kinetic^

Cremo wrote:

then you wouldn't be a man.

Agreed...........a man wouldn't be so thoughtful!!!!!!!!

Seth Brundle

boreds wrote:

If you want to tidy up your eyebrows a little thats fine, but don't make it look like they are obviously plucked.

Do men pluck their eyebrows? :eek:
Seriously?

Ghost Train

kbannon wrote:

Do men pluck their eyebrows? :eek:
Seriously?

yep we do

Jesus Wept

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Your cum isn't the most desirable drink since bacardi breezer invented watermelon flavour.

Learn this fact.

...your a girl minesajackdaniels?

Kinetic^

The-Rigger wrote:

...your a girl minesajackdaniels?

Maybe it's a gay/bi/curious dude?

Jesus Wept

Kenny 5 wrote:

Maybe it's a gay/bi/curious dude?

That's why I put the question mark, but she did write 'your' referring to cum as opposed to 'our'.

Definitly implying a female, and hetrosexual. :cool:


... I feel like Columbo now.

brianthebard

Cremo wrote:

then you wouldn't be a man.

I'm sure girls would appreciate beer flavoured cum about as much as the bacardi cum..... right???

Kinetic^

The-Rigger wrote:

... I feel like Columbo now.

Old and ugly????

nicolo

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Your cum isn't the most desirable drink since bacardi breezer invented watermelon flavour.

Learn this fact.

neither is your precious Lilly after flopping about like a wounded camel in a mini skirt for half the night.


if your thinking about the taste your missing the point, pleasuring your partner.

The Sweeper

The-Rigger wrote:

That's why I put the question mark, but she did write 'your' referring to cum as opposed to 'our'.

Definitly implying a female, and hetrosexual. :cool:


... I feel like Columbo now.

Wow. The winters months must fly by in your house.

Jesus Wept

Kenny 5 wrote:

Old and ugly????

opinion, conjecture, SUSTAINED.

jesus smith

nicolo wrote:

neither is your precious Lilly after flopping about like a wounded camel in a mini skirt for half the night.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
best reply ever true too.

jesus smith

whoops double post sorry.

Nevyn

How about not to be subjected to a load of mindless tripe implying that all women think the same have the same tastes in everything and all think the same.

The Sweeper

nicolo wrote:

neither is your precious Lilly after flopping about like a wounded camel in a mini skirt for half the night.


if your thinking about the taste your missing the point, pleasuring your partner.

I think you'll find women are far less secure in their own personal flavours than most blokes.

Especially the "ah she'll lap it up" teenagers you'll find on AH, tbh.

By the way, I was thinking of calling my dog Lily. And I'm sure I'll call her my precious Lily. Though I can't see a rottweiler in a mini skirt.

By the way, why would a camel be wearing a skirt?

And - seeing as you've picked the ugliest, sweatiest, most hideous animal metaphors for a cunt, is it any wonder you probably don't get much?

Jesus Wept

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I think you'll find women are far less secure in their own personal flavours than most blokes.

Especially the "ah she'll lap it up" teenagers you'll find on AH, tbh.

By the way, I was thinking of calling my dog Lily. And I'm sure I'll call her my precious Lily. Though I can't see a rottweiler in a mini skirt.

By the way, why would a camel be wearing a skirt?

And - seeing as you've picked the ugliest, sweatiest, most hideous animal metaphors for a cunt, is it any wonder you probably don't get much?

cunt is better?

Kinetic^

Thaedydal wrote:

How about not to be subjected to a load of mindless tripe implying that all women think the same have the same tastes in everything and all think the same.

Whoa.......Sister T, it's easier for us to think like this........less thinking more drinking!!!!!!

Nevyn

What is wrong with the word cunt ?
It certainly is a lot better then your description.

The Sweeper

The-Rigger wrote:

cunt is better?

I'm a firm believer in promoting the use of words like cunt and slut, because they're so patently ridiculous they need to be robbed of their offensiveness through adjustment and exposure (no pun intended).

Kind of like televised war.

I was just observing that nicolo's use of language was telling, tbh.

Jesus Wept

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I'm a firm believer in promoting the use of words like cunt and slut, because they're so patently ridiculous they need to be robbed of their offensiveness through adjustment and exposure (no pun intended).

Kind of like televised war.

I was just observing that nicolo's use of language was telling, tbh.

actually, I do exactly the same thing, I call my friends cunt's all day, among other 'unacceptable' words, but it's just a humour insulting word to call them, It does not mean pussy to me.

I can't stand when people get offended by a certain word, and treat you like the worlds worst purely for saying it, or think they now have a huge insight into your moral/religious/political fibres.

The Sweeper

Is that like "precious Lilly after flopping about like a wounded camel in a mini skirt for half the night" doesn't mean pussy to me?

nicolo

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Especially the "ah she'll lap it up" teenagers you'll find

hahahahahahaha.
judging by the choice of drink (the jack daniels not the cum) the rottweiler and the snappy tone I'm guessing your not the most feminine of creatures but I'm sure your right about my sex life, I couldn't possibly compare with these teenage boys you seem to be finding.

The Sweeper

nicolo wrote:

hahahahahahaha.
judging by the choice of drink (the jack daniels not the cum) the rottweiler and the snappy tone I'm guessing your not the most feminine of creatures but I'm sure your right about my sex life, I couldn't possibly compare with these teenage boys you seem to be finding.

What? You have a problem with me being a short, fat, butch lesbian?

Limiting your options are you?

Nevyn

/me wonders if an admin could be bribed to change The-Rigger's nic to The gayrigger as words as just words.

Jesus Wept

Thaedydal wrote:

/me wonders if an admin could be bribed to change The-Rigger's nic to The gayrigger as words as just words.

Best to let me know or I'll have problems logging in

What did I say to provoke such a suggestion?

brianthebard

Thaedydal wrote:

What is wrong with the word cunt ?
It certainly is a lot better then your description.

Gotta love the cunt. One of the best words ever.

nicolo

Oh and i dont think all pussy tastes like that but you gotta admit it tastes none to fresh after a night out (as does cock im sure) but you go there anyway cos you wanna pleasure the other person.

my point being that if your whining about the taste you missing the point.

personally im all about the clam. never had a personal problem with the taste.in my opinion it should be on the food piramid

sorry if i caused offense to anyone i was just making a dumb vulgar comment to reply to a dumb vulgar comment.

anyways im off to catch last orders but for all you out there with bad tasting cum, I've heard that tea affects the flavour pretty badly,
no idea if its true, ust heard it one day.
slan!

nicolo

by the sound of you I'd sooner **** the Rottweiler.

The Sweeper

[aside]
Pineapple juice improves it.
[/aside]

And the rottweiler would probably love to hump you. I must get sput to trade PMs.

Nevyn

The calm ffs that is as bad as calling a cock a sausage.

Jesus Wept

nicolo wrote:

personally im all about the clam. never had a personal problem with the taste.in my opinion it should be on the food piramid

How many servings a day would you recommend?

nicolo

1 with breakfast 1 with lunch and a side order with dinner, and pretty soon you'll lap yourself thin!

oh and why not wash it down with some pineapple juice?

nicolo

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I must get sput to trade PMs.

huh? Dont quite get that?

The Sweeper

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055010210&referrerid=&highlight=Sput

Nevyn

Cleary she wants her dog to make you it's bitch.
People pay good money to see that sort of thing.

Nevyn

The riggger if you are THAT jealous of the camel toe and want one of you own this might help.

http://www.camel-toe.net/cameltoecup.htm

Jesus Wept

Thaedydal wrote:

The riggger if you are THAT jealous of the camel toe and want one of you own this might help.

http://www.camel-toe.net/cameltoecup.htm

Not sure where I expressed jealousy, you are allowed to post links without making a random statement tho



Watching 'The Camel Toe Movie' now, production values are awful. :rolleyes: