How many pints can you drink...

Ciaran500

Two

Degsy

..before needing to go to the toilet?They call it the Golden Seal..the first three or four or maybe only one pint that makes you leave your stool,ask the barman to keep an eye on your pint and head off to the urinals.Once that seal is broken,do you go once a pint?Once every couple of pints,or not at all.I can hang onto six pints before i pay the nearest doorway a compliment.

Ciaran500

O_o


Wow, I'm good.

TheIrishGrover

Degsy wrote:

..before needing to go to the toilet?They call it the Golden Seal..the first three or four or maybe only one pint that makes you leave your stool,ask the barman to keep an eye on your pint and head off to the urinals.Once that seal is broken,do you go once a pint?Once every couple of pints,or not at all.I can hang onto six pints before i pay the nearest doorway a compliment.

Ah the auld FFP (Fatal First Piss)

Kinetic^

I made 8 before......friend made 9.

DarkJager

My record is 10....but it left me with a serious pain in my stomach for the night.

admiralofthefleet

i managed 15 cans of guinness one night last xmas, was totally legless going to bed

Rowley Birkin QC

My record is a lowly 7 cans but its usually after 2 pints, divide that by 4 for bulmers. Record of pint bottles drank is 16 one blurry sun/monday

Kinetic^

admiralofthefleet wrote:

i managed 15 cans of guinness one night last xmas, was totally legless going to bed

Before going to the bathroom? Not to question your integrity here Brother admiralofthefleet but an honest answer next time please.

admiralofthefleet

that is an honest answer, i swear, of course i went to the toilet

LoGiE

I've done 100 beer shots in 100 minutes which roughly means 11 cans and no pissing (or standing up) allowed. Torture!

Kinetic^

admiralofthefleet wrote:

that is an honest answer, i swear, of course i went to the toilet

Brother, the OP's question was how long before breaking the seal.........sill Boards.ie put the 2nd post 1st and hence the confusion for everyone.

Hagar

14 pints before going to the bathroom is my record, mind you my shoes were overflowing at that stage...

Wishbone Ash

Six pints of Arthur for me without draining the spuds in the pub but then in and out of bed half the night once the seal is broken.

chump

pint and half myself, im ashamed

rediguana

I've had enough after two or three. Those mofos are too bulky.

I'm better with wine and (shudder) vodka.

Tiesto

comfortably 10

xebec

2, then once a pint after that. Hate it when someone is on the same 'cycle' as me.

Wishbone Ash

Lads, the thread is about how many pints you can drink before going to the toilet - not about how many pints you can drink. This isn't After Hours.

xebec

Wishbone Ash wrote:

Lads, the thread is about how many pints you can drink before going to the toilet - not about how many pints you can drink. This isn't After Hours.

Oops, edited my post

Wishbone Ash

xebec wrote:

Hate it when someone is on the same 'cycle' as me.

Yes, it gets embarassing. Always happens to me at weddings.

jester77

I'm usually 4-6 before going to the toilet, longer if I don't use the toilet I usually go before I start the first to prolong the integrity of the seal. Once broken it's a pint a piss

Wishbone Ash

jester77 wrote:

to prolong the integrity of the seal

LOL Classic.

Duff

3, then its a piss a pint..:(

admiralofthefleet

Kenny 5 wrote:

Brother, the OP's question was how long before breaking the seal.........sill Boards.ie put the 2nd post 1st and hence the confusion for everyone.

whoops, usually about 3 or 4 so

Dr Galen

3 - 4 then every 2nd pint I'll be bursting.

Normally move from pints though after 4 or 5 to shorts, an thats no where near as bad

petes

I'm a disaster. I can happily have 5-6 pints and not really need to go to the jacks. After the seal is broken, it can be anything. Half a pint and I could be away.

sioda

4 to 6 arthurs usually but often find it depends on what I've eaten before hand for some strange reason.

2 for lager though stuff is like drain cleaner

copacetic

i got 5 pints of porter in last night before the first trip, pretty good for me.
As mentioned above if I was on carlsberg or another beer I'd be doing well to get 2 in..

Thrill

I don't know what the most number of pint's I've had before going is but 4-5 is the norm, and by that stage i will have held it for at least one of those.

The exquisite relief makes it worth it though.

A pint a piss after that.

hiscan

7 or 8 then its every pint after that very annoying and then outside for a fag

smashey

Usually four or five. Sometimes more, sometimes less. After the first trip to the urinal, it is one per pint.

matrim

Usually around 3 then a piss a pint after.

The most I've had without going is around 6

_blank_

Around the four mark for me.

Although, I shocked myself tonight.

Having just recently moved abode, I have taken a trip to the nearest local three times now.

Tonight I had to ask where the jacks was after last orders.

I smoke too, so in ordinary circumstances after my third pint I'd go after my smoke, then each time I'm up.

I'm a smoke a pint usually if I'm drinking inside.

Back to the piss issue though, depends on the drink. I was drinking pint bottles of Arthur tonight in the pub, and as mentioned, it was after last orders before I ventured to the porcelain. At home now I'm on the cans of Bulmers, and it's a piss a can.

If on lager I drink the Becks Vier, and on that it's four then a piss.

Excellent thread.

Maccattack

I'm a bit of a budgie bladder. I can hold it for about 3-4 pints but once i go thats it. I then spend a penny (pound) twice a pint.

Its been said that I would be better off drinking on the lav.

Mr Magnolia

7 Guinness one night that I was counting, some relief....

petes

Maccattack wrote:

Its been said that I would be better off drinking on the lav.

After the seal was broken I was likened to having the bladder of a gerbil!

Slow Motion

jester77 wrote:

I'm usually 4-6 before going to the toilet, longer if I don't use the toilet I usually go before I start the first to prolong the integrity of the seal. Once broken it's a pint a piss

Sames here ! Looks like we're on the same cycle