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empirix

birds think it necessary to slag you in an attempt to get with you! Went into Abrekebra(mistake #1 but i was reaaaally hungry) on Westmorland st, so sitting down waiting on my order and from across the dining area these two birds start slagging me "ah look at yer man" thinks his great thinks his gorgeous, thinks his cool. So after a few minutes of this i lose the rag a bit and tell them to piss off( mistake # 2) - had to leave the place without the food(mistake #3, bleedin starvn) - lucky to get out of there alive. Just cause i wasn't interested they turned like posessed gorillas on me - knackers. The funny thing is if they had of talked to me nicely and had a bit of a laugh i probably would of been interested as they were far from mingers. Never judge a book by its cover - a true example

Ciaran500

What age are you?


How do you know they were interested in you?

Yes. What?

Call Me Jimmy

Apparently he's good looking.

Keep telling your self that champ.

You'll make the big leagues

InFront

Because girls are weird.

Kinetic^

empirix wrote:

birds think it necessary to slag you in an attempt to get with you! Went into Abrekebra(mistake #1 but i was reaaaally hungry) on Westmorland st, so sitting down waiting on my order and from across the dining area these two birds start slagging me "ah look at yer man" thinks his great thinks his gorgeous, thinks his cool. So after a few minutes of this i lose the rag a bit and tell them to piss off( mistake # 2) - had to leave the place without the food(mistake #3, bleedin starvn) - lucky to get out of there alive. Just cause i wasn't interested they turned like posessed gorillas on me - knackers. The funny thing is if they had of talked to me nicely and had a bit of a laugh i probably would of been interested as they were far from mingers. Never judge a book by its cover - a true example

Mistake No.1: Posting this horrendous thread.
Mistake No.2: Missing out on the free education this country provides.

Out celebrating the junior cert mock results were we?

empirix

Actually buds, i'm in my late 20's and engaged and dont find myself particularly good looking or minging. They were definitely interested - mans intuition:) . II was merely bitching about why they need to take this approach when a simple hello and smile would of done, i would of happily flirted with them.

seaner

Kenny 5 wrote:

Mistake No.1: Posting this horrendous thread.
Mistake No.2: Missing out on the free education this country provides.

lol

WindSock

empirix wrote:

Actually buds, i'm in my late 20's and engaged and dont find myself particularly good looking or minging. They were definitely interested - mans intuition:) . II was merely bitching about why they need to take this approach when a simple hello and smile would of done, i would of happily flirted with them.

Right, so you're engaged. Wwwwwwhhhere shall i even begin to begin?

LadyJ

empirix wrote:

The funny thing is if they had of talked to me nicely and had a bit of a laugh i probably would of been interested

Who cares? You're engaged.

Also, this is the first time since primary school that I've ever heard of girls slagging guys because they fancy them.

empirix

boreds wrote:

Right, so you're engaged. Wwwwwwhhhere shall i even begin to begin?

The beginning.

This thread is no more horrendous than the vast majority in after hours - lets not get jealous now:p

Cake Fiend

empirix wrote:

mans intuition:)

You mean beer's intuition.

empirix

LadyJ wrote:

Who cares? You're engaged.

Also, this is the first time since primary school that I've ever heard of girls slagging guys because they fancy them.

Who cares? I do, i expect women to act like women - which can be a rare thing these days.

Wasn't drinking

empirix

empirix wrote:

Who cares? I do, i expect women to act like women - which can be a rare thing these days.

Wasn't drinking

Kill her, then yourself.

Its your only option left now.

LadyJ

empirix wrote:

Who cares? I do, i expect women to act like women - which can be a rare thing these days

How are women supposed to act exactly? It's not like you don't find men being muppets these days.

I mean who cares what their come on technique was. Be thankful that you're off the market now and don't have to care about how people chat you up.

Anyway, you're hardly going to get a romantic chat up line in Abrakababra...Seriously like.

Ciaran500

empirix wrote:

Wasn't drinking

Yet you still went into Abrakababra o_O

Caliden

My cousin brought her friend up from limerick before and she basically took the mickey out of me full time. Now I'm able handle a good piss-take at my expense but this was a joke. So I began taking the mick out of her. Later I find out she fancies me but her pisstaking just totally put me off. That and she was orange from all the fake tan.
Women :rolleyes:

markk06

Chat up line of the week....

"ah look at yer man, thinks he's great, thinks he'ss gorgeous, thinks he's cool." (I took the liberty of correcting spelling and punctuation in bold so you can learn from your mistakes....)

Is that how you proposed to your fiancé??

I dont see where you are getting the idea that these girls were attracted to you? Mans Intuition(Up your own ar*e??)

empirix

LadyJ wrote:

How are women supposed to act exactly? It's not like you don't find men being muppets these days.

I mean who cares what their come on technique was. Be thankful that you're off the market now and don't have to care about how people chat you up.

Anyway, you're hardly going to get a romantic chat up line in Abrakababra...Seriously like.

I am well aware of men being muppets but i expect to be able to go into Abra and have my monthly junk food meal in peace without two tramps shouting at me across the floor for everybody in a packed retaurant to hear

LadyJ

empirix wrote:

I am well aware of men being muppets but i expect to be able to go into Abra and have my monthly junk food meal in peace without two tramps shouting at me across the floor for everybody in a packed retaurant to hear

Agreed. Well I guess that's just the price you pay for looking so hot in Abrakebabra.

empirix

markk06 wrote:

Chat up line of the week....

"ah look at yer man, thinks he's great, thinks he'ss gorgeous, thinks he's cool." (I took the liberty of correcting spelling and punctuation in bold so you can learn from your mistakes....)

Is that how you proposed to your fiancé??

I dont see where you are getting the idea that these girls were attracted to you? Mans Intuition(Up your own ar*e??)

You might want to take the liberty and check your own then, apologies but i'm not particularly fussy while typing. They invited me to sit with them

markk06

empirix wrote:

I am well aware of men being muppets but i expect to be able to go into Abra and have my monthly junk food meal in peace without two tramps shouting at me across the floor for everybody in a packed retaurant to hear

Its hardly the first time two girls were drunk in abrakebabra... get over it

WindSock

Well it is playground tactics. Men do it too when they pull your hair. And er...punch your face.

empirix

Anyway, tomorrow i'll post about my encounter with Paris, quite enjoyable this.

rediguana

The guy's opening post is hardly the most obnoxious thing I've ever read, least of all on Boards. So why the vitriol?

Maybe he is handsome. How would any of ye know?

And correcting other people's spelling mistakes has me placing you swiftly in the "Cocksucker" category.

empirix

rediguana wrote:

The guy's opening post is hardly the most obnoxious thing I've ever read, least of all on Boards. So why the vitriol?

Maybe he is handsome. How would any of ye know?

And correcting other people's spelling mistakes has me placing you swiftly in the "Cocksucker" category.

I am not handsome, you'll find a lot of people on Boards are "cocksuckers", especially Hungus - its quite enjoyable to piss them off, whilst working

P.S. I'd rather die than eat in Abrekebabra

WindSock

empirix wrote:

P.S. I'd rather die than eat in Abrekebabra

"I expect to be able to go into Abra and have my monthly junk food meal in peace"


I dont understand you. You are contradicting yourself. Why have two abrakebabra tramps when you can have a steak and a missus at home.

Giblet

empirix and rediguana banned.

Plug

empirix wrote:

birds think it necessary to slag you in an attempt to get with you! Went into Abrekebra(mistake #1 but i was reaaaally hungry) on Westmorland st, so sitting down waiting on my order and from across the dining area these two birds start slagging me "ah look at yer man" thinks his great thinks his gorgeous, thinks his cool. So after a few minutes of this i lose the rag a bit and tell them to piss off( mistake # 2) - had to leave the place without the food(mistake #3, bleedin starvn) - lucky to get out of there alive. Just cause i wasn't interested they turned like posessed gorillas on me - knackers. The funny thing is if they had of talked to me nicely and had a bit of a laugh i probably would of been interested as they were far from mingers. Never judge a book by its cover - a true example

Who gives a sh!t about a few slappers slagging you? It happens to the best of us.
Now you go into the corner and take a sh!t and just think for a moment what you just saw last night in abracedabra.

constitutionus

rediguana wrote:

The guy's opening post is hardly the most obnoxious thing I've ever read, least of all on Boards. So why the vitriol?

.

because he's right. irish women are ****ing useless at chatting up men. if it wasnt for drink most of em wouldnt get laid period. problem now is theres way too much competition from other girls cause they outnumber the guys and they have to try something if they want to get a man and usually that involves either looking

A. desperate

or

B. a tool

its is getting better out there, certainly in the last few years. and nothing beats being chatted up by a beautiful woman who's geniunely confident. unfortunetly most irish girls are still too terrified when it comes to taking the initiative and resort to being loud and annoying. heres a hint, if that behaviour doesnt work from men to women what on earth makes you think it'll work from women to men?

and hey, peoples do eat in abrakebabra sober you know, its not just a myth !:D (god i'd kill for a donnor now:( )

emeraldstar

markk06 wrote:

"ah look at yer man, thinks he's great, thinks he'ss gorgeous, thinks he's cool." (I took the liberty of correcting spelling and punctuation in bold so you can learn from your mistakes....)

agreed.

also just have to add:

would HAVE would HAVE would HAVE

And what the hell is 'had of' ??!!!

SORRY but whenever I read those it makes me aaaaangry

markk06

constitutionus wrote:

problem now is theres way too much competition from other girls cause they outnumber the guys and they have to try something if they want to get a man

Where is it that you go. I'd have thought it is the case that the ball is in the womans court when it comes to ratios..

WindSock

constitutionus wrote:

because he's right. irish women are ****ing useless at chatting up men. if it wasnt for drink most of em wouldnt get laid period. problem now is theres way too much competition from other girls cause they outnumber the guys and they have to try something if they want to get a man and usually that involves either looking

A. desperate

or

B. a tool

its is getting better out there, certainly in the last few years. and nothing beats being chatted up by a beautiful woman who's geniunely confident. unfortunetly most irish girls are still too terrified when it comes to taking the initiative and resort to being loud and annoying. heres a hint, if that behaviour doesnt work from men to women what on earth makes you think it'll work from women to men?

This is terrible silliness. Women can get laid whenever they want. It's men who need to try harder, Irish men are too laid back for their own good and always expect women to make the first move, fear of rejection, i suppose. Very few men are going to turn down a shag from a woman.

connundrum

boreds wrote:

Very few men are going to turn down a shag from a woman.

ORLY?

Unless they: 1. are in a relationship 2. gay 3. have any shred of self respect 4. above all not interested in the fat slag who is presenting herself at 2.30am outside the local dishco.

melekalikimaka

empirix wrote:

Who cares? I do, i expect women to act like women - which can be a rare thing these days.

Wasn't drinking

you weren't drinking...ffs you were in abra...don't lie, no one ever goes in their unless they're hammered

Trinity

Then you have the opposite end of the scale.

Complete whores walking up to a guy they dont know grabbing him by the ass and offering to look after him in the toilet by means of a blowjob.

Disgusting. :mad:

melekalikimaka

Trinity1 wrote:

Then you have the opposite end of the scale.

Complete whores walking up to a guy they dont know grabbing him by the ass and offering to look after him in the toilet by means of a blowjob.

Disgusting. :mad:

yes down with that behavior

pm's trinity1 for location of mentioned club

Trinity

melekalikimaka wrote:

yes down with that behavior

pm's trinity1 for location of mentioned club

Sorry my lips are sealed

unlike yer womans

Plug

Trinity1 wrote:

Then you have the opposite end of the scale.

Complete whores walking up to a guy they dont know grabbing him by the ass and offering to look after him in the toilet by means of a blowjob.

Disgusting. :mad:

Were is it you drink?

Trinity

Plug wrote:

Were is it you drink?

I wasnt there. It was a nite out organised by a singles 'place' (not even a dirty one! ) and i can say no more without getting myself into trouble.

Honest to god i was gonna post about this today asking if this goes on and how would you react but i read the charter and decided nooooo.

WindSock

connundrum wrote:

ORLY?

Unless they: 1. are in a relationship 2. gay 3. have any shred of self respect 4. above all not interested in the fat slag who is presenting herself at 2.30am outside the local dishco.

K, just looked up orly in urban dictionary and apparently im supposed to answer it by saying yarly. Jeez I dislike this txt speak, have to get used to it though
Anyway...In a relationship? doesnt make a difference for some men, Gay? not many women would bother if its obvious, Self respect or blow job? 2.30am Fat Slag? only if his mates aren't about

melekalikimaka

Trinity1 wrote:

Sorry my lips are sealed

unlike yer womans

which ones

<bows out of convo before banning>

Trinity

melekalikimaka wrote:

which ones

<bows out of convo before banning>

<Quits while shes (hopes) ahead also >- pardon the pun.

markk06

melekalikimaka wrote:

you weren't drinking...ffs you were in abra...don't lie, no one ever goes in their unless they're hammered

Agreed... i dont believe he was sober at all...
1) It was patricks day
2)it was the middle of the night
3) It was abrakebebra

Thrill

What made you think they fancied you?

Did it cross your mind at all that they actually thought you were an ugly, boring, stupid pr*ck?

Or are you so vain as to think that all women everywhere think your god's gift?

markk06

thrill wrote:

What made you think they fancied you?

Did it cross your mind at all that they actually thought you were an ugly, boring, stupid pr*ck?

Or are you so vain as to think that all women everywhere think your god's gift?

**Round of applause**

Karl Hungus is rather evil, actually. Yesterday he kicked my dog. the fact that I do not have a dog is not a problem...

But seriously, I would've just gotten my food and left. Them girls are just annoying. Yeah, its playground tactics- you're meant to pinch them.

constitutionus

just realised maybe they were trying to ape the new abra add where the sexy lady comes over and robs your chips. you got off easy mate

as for the ratio its been comon knowledge the girls out number the lads big time in the cities which is where i socialise (dublin). of course i am coming from the point of view where in the late 80's the blokes vastly out numbered the girls so maybe its colouring my view. still i get chatted up and bought drinks now and that never happend pre '96. still i get the best of both worlds, the social skills required way back when and the forward women fo today. its amazing how far you can get asking a girls name instead of just grabbing her tits

i still dont get why people are ganging up on the OP. the girls started shouting at him. if it was the other way around youd be asking why they didnt get security or the gardai to sort em out

markk06

People are ganging up on the op because he automatically assumed they were shouting at him because they couldnt keep away and had fallen madly in love with this perfect alpha male specimin they saw queueing for his bacon and cheese fries.
Although as it turned out he had to run away sans frites