Dragan's Daily Damsel Digest

Dragan

This idea came up in another thread after i advised some male posters to check out alternatives to the Mischa Bartons and Tara Reid's of this world ( lets face it, such puny wimmin would snap under the mighty belly of a Brother! ).

At the time it started as a joke, but i might as well kick it off here to share with my Brothers the mighty female forms that original inspired me to forsake a lifetime of beers and pizza 27/7! Don't worry my friends, dispite my fitness lifestyle i still enjoy all the things that make life worthwhile ( Whiskey, pizza and whiskey for example ). I have discussed my reasons with Tom Dunne, and he saw that it was good!

For our first Daily Damsel i have opted for the lovely Leah Remini, who i believe became every Fat Mans Fantasy due to her role on "King of Queens" where she not only lives with a Beer Belly, but seems to love him also ( or at least be very good at faking it! )

TV is not reality i hear you cry! Well my Brothers, i maintain that if Reality is dull, whilst TV is entertaining then i know which one i'm gunning for! And thats good enough for me!!!

So here she is, the very first Daily Damsel!



** MODS : If you have any issue with this thread, or the reasons behind it then please close down and i shall take no offence! T'is meant purely in good spirits!!!

copacetic

I have to say, she scares me in king of queens sometimes.
She would boss the hell out of you in the bedroom. Nice.

Thrill

Dragan wrote:

very good at faking it!

The perfect woman.

peasant

This here brother would have a bit of a weak spot for Claudia Black ...witty, lippy and very easy on the eye


I'd even get me own beer

Green_Martian

Great pick Brother Dragan.............always thought she was very hot......Would love her to be my other half.............:p

Dragan

Right so, i fear i have neglected the Daily Damsel Digest, and for that brothers i apologise!!!!

Out second Daily Damsel if a true BGRH man's dream, having been quoted as saying "I'm tired of pretty boys in the scene....maybe i just want to find a guy who's happy to stay in bed on Sunday morning and round out the afternoon with pie and chips" and "I just eat whatever i want, I look how i look. Whats wrong with that?"

See gents, if you can pull her it's perfect Sundays and she is using our own defence to the uneducated! Noice!

Anyway, todays Damsel is Sarah Harding, of Girls Aloud. You know, the hot one!

Supercell

I definately would, again and again.

Green_Martian

Brother Dragan you have done it again

*wipes tear from eye* Thank you

racso1975

Oh and imagine when u convice her to organise an ANN SUMMERS party with the rest of the band and you record it on ur secret spy cam and watch again and again and again......i would also invest heavily in kleenex shares

Dragan

Never say never......

i like that saying. People would expect us Brothers to have low standards when it comes to wimmin. "You have a giant belly and a retreating fringe" they say "You could never pull a stunner."

Well my brothers i say this is LIES! The one thing i have noted about my fellow BGRH members is that we admire class. Sure, we like to think we are meat and spuds type, but you know your all wonder what the big deal is about Fois Gras.

As such, for todays Daily Damsel we are taking a step back in time, and a step up in class.

Ask yourself this question, if you had a time machine and super powerful pig pheremones to make you irresistable to any woman who would you go back and pork?

For me, it will always be Rita Hayworth. I think you can see why! Her beauty is timeless.

Kinetic^

Brother Dragan, you spoil us endlessly......may your thirst be quenched by my wallet the next time we frequent the battle cruiser.

Slow Motion

Dragan wrote:

Never say never......


For me, it will always be Rita Hayworth. I think you can see why! Her beauty is timeless.

Not bad but for me it would have to be
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"You know how to whistle dont you... Just put your lips together and blow"
Shudder

Dragan

Slow Motion wrote:

Not bad but for me it would have to be
have.jpg

"You know how to whistle dont you... Just put your lips together and blow"
Shudder

Good call that man!!!!

smashey

Green_Martian wrote:

Brother Dragan you have done it again

*wipes tear from eye* Thank you

I think you meant to say you would let her. Again and again.

Degsy

I would crawl through broken glass to kiss the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her knickers to the laundry...

biko

Françoise Hardy back in the day

Sangre

What is the mod of fitness doing on this forum?

Degsy

Sangre wrote:

What is the mod of fitness doing on this forum?

"pleasuring" himself by the looks of it

Degsy

whilst i'mm here..Famke Jannsen..not much in the jibblies department but sexy as hell..

xebec

Degsy wrote:

whilst i'mm here..Famke Jannsen..not much in the jibblies department but sexy as hell..

What are jibblies exactly? Is this a new word for breasts that's only used in the library?

Dr Galen

as a way of maybe buying my way to acceptance, i submit (especially for the Battlestar fans out there) Boomer.......in her smalls

sioda

Prefer my women more shapely and realistic so here's my choice charlotte_church.jpg

Degsy

xebec wrote:

What are jibblies exactly? Is this a new word for breasts that's only used in the library?

Jibbles..you know..thrupennies,bristols,jugs,baps,knockers,boobs....

Slow Motion

nurse_baz wrote:

as a way of maybe buying my way to acceptance, i submit (especially for the Battlestar fans out there) Boomer.......in her smalls

Where's the pic ?

zynaps

Fap, fap, fappity fap fap.

petes

sioda wrote:

Prefer my women more shapely and realistic so here's my choice charlotte_church.jpg

I'd brush my teeth with her shite.

dr.bollocko

petes wrote:

I'd brush my teeth with her shite.

Brother petes should be a poet, with such delicate and romantic turn of phrase.

zynaps

sioda wrote:

Prefer my women more shapely and realistic so here's my choice charlotte_church.jpg

Realistic is good (ye get tired of these matchstick women on TV), but Charlotte Church just looks like a complete knacker. I wouldn't look twice if I saw her at the back of the bus, upstairs, shooting up on heroin while her 5 year old son, who is also her father, pimps her out to pay the NTL bill.

Well, I might look twice, but no more.

Slow Motion

zynaps wrote:

Fap, fap, fappity fap fap.

Ditto

I have a new wallpaper

Dragan

Sometimes men commit murder over wimmin. It's a shock to some, but it's true. And i want each and every person who reads this to understand that i would kill you for a shot at my next Daily Damsel.

I normally try and work in a reason as to why the Daily Damsel should appeal to the BGRH man, but today i'm not gonna bother. If you DON'T find the following beauty incredibly hot and find that merely looking at here can quicken the pulse and stiffen the General then quite frankly there is something wrong with you.... mostly likely your dead.

Monica Bellucci, I salute you.

Slow Motion

Bravo ! A fine pic pick !

Kinetic^

I'm saluting her with all 5 limbs as we speak!!!!

Call Me Jimmy

sioda wrote:

Prefer my women more shapely and realistic so here's my choice charlotte_church.jpg

lol realistic, I love the way people think slim girls are any less real than porkies like charlotte church. BTW that is one of her best pictures up there, there are a LOT worse

Degsy

Colombia's second best export...Shakira!

http://harvey.harker.org/u/harker/nicholasr/assignments/shakira32.jpg

petes

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

lol realistic, I love the way people think slim girls are any less real than porkies like charlotte church. BTW that is one of her best pictures up there, there are a LOT worse

My above post still stands though.

Revelation Joe

Dragan wrote:

Sometimes men commit murder over wimmin. It's a shock to some, but it's true. And i want each and every person who reads this to understand that i would kill you for a shot at my next Daily Damsel.

I normally try and work in a reason as to why the Daily Damsel should appeal to the BGRH man, but today i'm not gonna bother. If you DON'T find the following beauty incredibly hot and find that merely looking at here can quicken the pulse and stiffen the General then quite frankly there is something wrong with you.... mostly likely your dead.

Monica Bellucci, I salute you.

Brother Dragan, I challenge to a duel of pistols at dawn in the Phoenix Park
I have a multitude of Monica pictures as my screen saver

TheIrishGrover

zynaps wrote:

Fap, fap, fappity fap fap.

Oh yeah. I'd crawl naked through broken glass to stick matches in her sh!t

Ah boomer

Blitzkrieger

I'd love to see out-takes from that show. There's so much near nudity...

Nevyn

Degsy wrote:

Jibbles..you know..thrupennies,bristols,jugs,baps,knockers,boobs....

you forgot 'funbags'

po0k

Bongos, norks, earmuffs, pistols, bazooms, tanks, globes, hauliage, gelappos, high-beams, chestfruit.

I could go on.

Instead, I'll leave you with a classic,
SWEATER COWS

Slow Motion

SyxPak wrote:

Bongos, norks, earmuffs, pistols, bazooms, tanks, globes, hauliage, gelappos, high-beams, chestfruit.

I could go on.

Instead, I'll leave you with a classic,
SWEATER COWS

Not to mention my favourite "Shirt Puppies"

po0k

/me adds to the collective...

Kinetic^

*cough* Brother Dragan *cough*

Slow Motion

After putting this in another thread I realised it should also be here so
Bump..


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Enjoy !

Kinetic^

Kenny 5 wrote:

*cough* Brother Dragan *cough*

Brother Dragan, where art thou?

trout

Kenny 5 wrote:

Brother Dragan, where art thou?

Oh Brother where art thou indeed ?

Perhaps he is sleeping off the effects of a mighty beer, fry and weight lifting extravaganza ... so in line with the Couch Potato code ... please let me step into the breach (ahem).

Gentleman & Ladies if you are so inclined, let me present the radiant, witty and quite clever Alicia Witt

http://venus.provocateuse.com/show/alicia_witt/01.jpg

jester77

trout wrote:

Gentleman & Ladies if you are so inclined, let me present the radiant, witty and quite clever Alicia Witt

http://venus.provocateuse.com/show/alicia_witt/01.jpg

She's well cute!

Sure I might as well post a fine damsel while I'm in the mood. This cute Italian girl's name is [SIZE=-1]Vanessa Hessler. If any of you have been in Germany within the last year or so she would be hard to miss as she is on nearly every billboard ad there is, advertising as the face of Alice (DSL/tel company)!


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Burning Eclipse

Polish talent. Not many have heard of her though as she isn't a pop star or on TV/Film...

Brothers I give you Joanna Krupa




I would for the record.

Kinetic^

Brothers leave now for I must left alone with this beauty, I shall tame her like no man before!!:D

jester77

Burning Eclipse wrote:

Brothers I give you Joanna Krupa

She can cook my breakfast any morn :eek:

MBC

Burning Eclipse wrote:

Polish talent. Not many have heard of her though as she isn't a pop star or on TV/Film...

Brothers I give you Joanna Krupa

:eek: FHAWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A BEAUTY..................I think i've just had an accident......:-(