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The 100-k barrier

  • 16-03-2007 03:57PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭


    Just to add a bit of gravitas to this forum, I thought about doing a quick survey:

    Which of the brothers has managed to break the 100 k barrier?

    It's not your annual salaries I'm curious about, but your G-force ...as in bathroom scales G-force ..as in Kay-Gee's / kilogrammes. *

    Having girth is one thing, but overall bulk just rounds it off nicely, don't you think, brothers?

    So for the record ...102 KG here.


    *submissions in stones, chippings, gravel or whatever other "imperial" units of measurement there may be are not accepted in this survey


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,406 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Topped the scales at 104kg, but as I'm currently in an extended period of convalescence and am unable to indulge in my normal pub and takeaway regime (not to mention the loss in weight from muscle wastage), I am down to a svelte 93kg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,411 ✭✭✭Dr4gul4


    used to be 114 now only 88 :(


    gone but not forgotten :)


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,825 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    only 82kgs but surely we should be adjusting for height? for me 5' 9" thats
    a good weight.

    and when I say 'good' I mean in the BGRH definition.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    125 Kg ... used be an advantage in the front row, now it's a part of me :eek:

    lightweights pfft.

    *parp*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I am currently 109kilos.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,270 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I used to be 10 st 10 at age 30, now I'm 14 and a half at age 46.

    And don't gimme any of that "no stones, pounds whatever other "imperial" units of measurement" guff.

    Only slobs may enter here, so none of that new fancy metric sh!te. We are slobs, so we live in the past, as well as being lazy sh!tes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Pah!!! All tremble in my wake, (usually happens) I'm currently 120kg/19 stone. Was tipping scales at over 130 previously but am currently losing weight on Bannfuhrer Herr Doctors orders. Damn his oily hide....:cool:


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,825 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Slow coach wrote:
    I used to be 10 st 10 at age 30, now I'm 14 and a half at age 46.

    And don't gimme any of that "no stones, pounds whatever other "imperial" units of measurement" guff.

    Only slobs may enter here, so none of that new fancy metric sh!te. We are slobs, so we live in the past, as well as being lazy sh!tes.

    i had to use google to get my weight in kilos. i never knew it'd convert it for you itself until today..


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,825 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Pah!!! All tremble in my wake, (usually happens) I'm currently 120kg/19 stone. Was tipping scales at over 130 previously but am currently losing weight on Bannfuhrer Herr Doctors orders. Damn his oily hide....:cool:

    i'll get my coat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Pah!!! All tremble in my wake, (usually happens) I'm currently 120kg/19 stone. Was tipping scales at over 130 previously but am currently losing weight on Bannfuhrer Herr Doctors orders. Damn his oily hide....:cool:

    ahem ... i'm currently 125 kg ... i feel some sumo comin' on Brother Fozzie :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    trout wrote:
    ahem ... i'm currently 125 kg ... i feel some sumo comin' on Brother Fozzie :cool:

    I have been humbled by your superior mass brother Trout.... I was living off my past glories of those heady days when i was 130+ plowing my way through lesser front rows....

    However all is not lost! We shall go gut to gut on Tuesday after a weekend of alcohol fueled debauchery. I reckon i can gain 5kg in fluid (budwesier) retention alone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I have to admit Brothers that I do not know my true gravity factor. When I look down I cannot see past the perimeter of the bulge. I suspect it may well be in three or more figures.

    I have heard it said the inside every fat man there is a thin man trying to get out. Sadly I cannot remember eating the aforementioned thin man. It must have happened during a drunken snack fest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    However all is not lost! We shall go gut to gut on Tuesday after a weekend of alcohol fueled debauchery. I reckon i can gain 5kg in fluid (budwesier) retention alone!

    *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *gulp* *guzzle* *parp*

    /*me stocks up in preparation for what promises to be a titanic clash*/

    Brother Fozzie Bear ... shall we sell the TV rights and split the profits 50/50 ?

    we could call it "Wall to Wall Flesh"

    i've got some carbo-loading to do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    116kgs here:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Though i'm as lazy as you can get and eat more than i should i'm 72kg (in my cloths)

    *cringe*

    I do have a bit of a gut though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    its visible gut that counts...16 and already am working on my gut :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    According to the google converter, I'm 69.85 Kilos. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    An overflowing 76kg here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    119.3kg. Us props need to stand together!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Pfft. I'm surrounded by mere flyweights. 135 kg here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Kudos to Brother Smashey ... i was 125 Kg before the 4 day weekend of pizza & beer ... can't be arsed weighing myself again.

    I notice a lot of light weight hairy pencil waists creepin' in here ... are they being caught up in the gravitational pull ?

    135 Kg is the biggest posting so far, which makes Brother Smashey the winnah, or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Don't shun me brothers, a lowly 63kg. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Ruu wrote:
    Don't shun me brothers, a lowly 63kg. :(

    so long as generate top notch forum sigs, and you leave your gold card behind the bar, you'll always get a welcome here Brother Ruu :)

    Mind you, certain RTE newsreaders are known to prefer their men built for comfort, and not for speed ... if you get my drift ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭tampopo


    90kg ex 2nd row, back row


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    thrill wrote:
    Though i'm as lazy as you can get and eat more than i should i'm 72kg (in my cloths)

    *cringe*

    I do have a bit of a gut though.

    I hate thin people who can laze around and stuff their faces... :D
    thrill wrote:
    I do have a bit of a gut though.

    That's not a gut, THIS is a gut. ;)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 18,043 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    102.5 :D

    I've lost 1.25 stone exercising, so may dip under the magical barrier shortly.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I'm a card carrying member, altho how deep in i'm not telling how deep i'm in...

    Just did a Conversion... i beat smashey

    Props all the way!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    I'm a card carrying member, altho how deep in i'm not telling how deep i'm in...

    Just did a Conversion... i beat smashey

    Props all the way!
    Pfft. In my day, I kept the props and the hooker in line.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,588 ✭✭✭sioda


    92 here brothers but could slim up after a weekend on the Guinness and Kebab diet


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