Illicit Little Pleasures!

Mackleton

Ok guys it's time to fess up!

Lets talk about those things you secretly love but refuse to admit in public. Doesnt have to be dark or dangerous, just slightly, or even extremely embarrassing. Do you secretly fancy Ann Doyle? Love the smell of your own feet, pits, whatever, have an extensive collection of "Where's Wally?" books...

Il start the ball rolling *Takes deep breath*-

I am secretly a huge fan of the gypsy kings music, sad or what?

So now you...

admiralofthefleet

a thread similar to this was done here recently, if memory serves me correctly

Kazooie

Not very excitin but here goes. With all this multi cultural cuisine we're provided with these days, my favourite dinner is still Bacon and Cabbage!

TheNog

Well done to Admiral and Koosie. Good God , your enthusiasm is what every new thread needs!!!! jeez

Mine is to pick off any lumpy bits found on my kitchen table. It usually food from the kids but sometimes its paint or whatever. I can do that for hours

Ruu_Old

OP, you are needed in the new Beer Guts & Receeding Hair forum. Join us.

Mackleton

Sorry this OP fits none of the criteria, having neither a beer gut or a receding hairline. Perhaps because Im female?

cormie

Gypsy Kings kick ass!

admiralofthefleet

TheNog wrote:

Well done to Admiral and Koosie. Good God , your enthusiasm is what every new thread needs!!!! jeez

ok sorry, i like to scratch my betty swollocks and then sniff my fingers

Mackleton

Very true but I dont think that would be easily explained to friends who listen to The Killers, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado....
Is it quite sad that I can sing all their songs in Spanish perfectly and not actually have a clue what Im saying! But I can certainly thank them for introducing me to flamenco music, to which I am an official convert. Im currently listening to some of the best flamenco cantoars ever sung..such passion and emotion, but I digress...

MooseJam

I eat my boogers

Ruu_Old

Mackleton wrote:

Sorry this OP fits none of the criteria, having neither a beer gut or a receding hairline. Perhaps because Im female?

Stay away so! I collect stamps.

Mossy Monk

Ruu wrote:

OP, you are needed in the new Beer Guts & Receeding Hair forum. Join us.

a place i can call home \o/

peepsbates

Mackleton wrote:

Sorry this OP fits none of the criteria, having neither a beer gut or a receding hairline. Perhaps because Im female?

Do females not get fat and bald too? mine did, actually thats my vice,
bald fat women ftw:p

Thrill

Kazooie wrote:

Not very excitin but here goes. With all this multi cultural cuisine we're provided with these days, my favourite dinner is still Bacon and Cabbage!

Same here, with turnip thrown in.Eeemmmmm, yummy.

connundrum

I enjoy scratchin my arse, I really do

brianthebard

I really like lifting weights. I know that doesn't sound so bad, but so many of my friends look at me like I have two heads when I say it. Which is really annonying cause I want to talk about it but no one cares about the difference between a triceps extention and a hammer curl or some other such lift.

WindSock

umm I shoot birds at the airport

I have a nasty habit of spitting in sinks, but thats really more of a habit though...

Mackleton

Um Boreds can you just clarify, shoot birds at the airport, as in wandering around the runway with a gun in your hand looking skyward?

Thrill

boreds wrote:

umm I shoot birds at the airport

All of them or just the ugly one's.

Another guilty little pleasure....Yore Ma.

rannerap

i like armpit smell,its nice:)

WindSock

Mackleton wrote:

Um Boreds can you just clarify, shoot birds at the airport, as in wandering around the runway with a gun in your hand looking skyward?

Sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my head and was a simpson quote.
But I heard somewhere it's a real job, so they don't get sucked into the engines or summat:D

Mackleton

Oh well in that case...

"Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow" - Homer

Kold

I find size zero attractive.

Horsefumbler

my arm pits smell nice. like curry almost

Mrs_Doyle

OK, this is going to sound a bit odd but whenever I do my tan, which is about once a week, I take a class of ice with me and go up to my room, lock the door, go to my wardrobe and take out a bottle of Bacardi Breezer, I pour myself a class.
I only ever drink one bottle but for some reason I feel so bold for doing it.
It could be because no one knows about (apart from all the Boardsie's that are currently reading this) or it could be because my mother often lectures us on the perils of alcohol, and especially drinking it alone.... whatever the reason, I get a little thrill out have having my weekly, secret, breezer.

G86

I love............brussel sprouts with ketchup!!!!!!:eek:

cornbb

I like watching them spin the wheel at the end of Winning Streak.

I need help

Dyr

I own two bullwhips and crack them in the garden on a regular basis

gyppo

I have impure thoughts about Mary Harney :eek:

brown*eyed*girl

I love doing jigsaws & most times I'm online I go straight to here: www.jigzone.com - try doing a puzzle with 247 triangle pieces. You can also upload your own pics and I have quite a few in mine!

I also like to colour in on my son's colouring books (especially the colour by numbers book he has) and still like to watch some of the programmes on Nick like Spongebob, Mr. Bean (animated series), Sabrina and Rugrats

Mainstay

I really like the first two Rush Hour movies and I am looking forward to the next one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120812/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266915/


Sad, I know.... but hey

brown*eyed*girl

cornbb wrote:

I like watching them spin the wheel at the end of Winning Streak.

I need help

I've started to LIKE watching ALL of Winning Streak :eek: and even shout at them to pick the dice! Its a programme I used to hate but gradually its gotten watchable..

manonthemoon

Almost everyday








I eat a packet of Tayto with a cup of tea





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brown*eyed*girl wrote:

and still like to watch ... Sabrina

What's not to watch.

I'd deffo do the two aunts, and Sabrina aswell.

brown*eyed*girl

seansouth wrote:

What's not to watch.

I'd deffo do the two aunts, and Sabrina aswell.

Yes Sabrina is very pretty & I love the aunts, but Salem is my favourite . Just watched the Halloween episode the other night where Sabrina gets the Molly dolly from her aunt Vesta plus Hilda & Zelda got a party where they are turned into chickens. Fcukin mental programme. Whatever happened to Melissa Joan Hart - she hasn't been in much since Sabrina except in Britneys video. I used to watch her in Clarissa too. I also love Sister Sister...

petes

brown*eyed*girl wrote:

I love doing jigsaws & most times I'm online I go straight to here: www.jigzone.com - try doing a puzzle with 247 triangle pieces. You can also upload your own pics and I have quite a few in mine!

As if I did'nt do enough at work already!!

Kolodny

There are a few illicit things I do when my housemates are not at home, 3 that spring to mind are

I make black and white pudding toasted sandwiches on brown bread with mustard (for some reason I feel I have to keep this a secret as others would not understand why this is so delicious).
I breakout the Motown compilations and sing very loudly whilst cleaning the house.
I watch Crystal Maze reruns on FTN.

I am convinced that none of these things would be as enjoyable if my housemates were aware that I do them.

brown*eyed*girl

petes wrote:

As if I did'nt do enough at work already!!

I know its addictive isn't it. When I got a chance to doss in work I used to come on here but lately I go straight to Jigzone. I also find uploading your own pictures is much better. I usually google free cartoon wallpapers & have tonnes of Simpsons, Spongebob, Powerpuff girls & disney jigsaws. I find it a great way to unstress.

biko

I like Buffy

Sangre

give it a rest
wwman

TheNog

Me and my mate used to watch Earthworm Jim. He wouldn't go to college and I'd ring in sick just so we could watch it. When i started going out with my g/f (now fiancee) I used to call her " My flower pot of loveliness". God she loved lapped it up until I told her I got it from Earthworm Jim when he spoke to Princess Whats-her-name. Now she has banned me from saying it, though sometimes I do get in there when I'm getting it in there - if u know what i mean!!!

Is that too personal?

Daithí Locha

I fancy Anne Doyle

I also have a penchant for drinking wine straight out of the bottle when on my own. And milk straight from the carton!

rannerap

brown*eyed*girl wrote:

Yes Sabrina is very pretty & I love the aunts, but Salem is my favourite . Just watched the Halloween episode the other night where Sabrina gets the Molly dolly from her aunt Vesta plus Hilda & Zelda got a party where they are turned into chickens. Fcukin mental programme. Whatever happened to Melissa Joan Hart - she hasn't been in much since Sabrina except in Britneys video. I used to watch her in Clarissa too. I also love Sister Sister...

she got married lat year and had a sprog

brown*eyed*girl

Sarannewrap wrote:

she got married lat year and had a sprog

Thanks, suppose she has her millions made already, lucky girl. wouldn't you love to retire at her age!

TheNog a bit TMI but made me laugh.

Kold

My Mum still does my laundry so from time to time, I just like to sh!t myself.

Heyes

TheNog wrote:

Me and my mate used to watch Earthworm Jim. He wouldn't go to college and I'd ring in sick just so we could watch it. When i started going out with my g/f (now fiancee) I used to call her " My flower pot of loveliness". God she loved lapped it up until I told her I got it from Earthworm Jim when he spoke to Princess Whats-her-name. Now she has banned me from saying it, though sometimes I do get in there when I'm getting it in there - if u know what i mean!!!

Is that too personal?

awww bless lol

TheNog

ok so here is another one.

Insert one finger in one ear making sure to press the finger in hard enough (hard but comfortable). now shake hand (with finger attached) vigoursly (sp) and feel the pleasure!!!

G/f calls it an "ear ****" and i just love it.

last one.

Love to regurgatate (sp again) lumpy food bits, re-chew and swallow. G/f always know when I've done it and I cannot for the life of me figure out how. Possibly when she sees me chewing with no food visible.

might put this one in the beer guts and receding hair forum

Kold

TheNog wrote:

ok so here is another one.

Insert one finger in one ear making sure to press the finger in hard enough (hard but comfortable). now shake hand (with finger attached) vigoursly (sp) and feel the pleasure!!!

G/f calls it an "ear ****" and i just love it.

last one.

Love to regurgatate (sp again) lumpy food bits, re-chew and swallow. G/f always know when I've done it and I cannot for the life of me figure out how. Possibly when she sees me chewing with no food visible.

might put this one in the beer guts and receding hair forum

You're gross. FFS...

cornbb

TheNog wrote:

ok so here is another one.

Insert one finger in one ear making sure to press the finger in hard enough (hard but comfortable). now shake hand (with finger attached) vigoursly (sp) and feel the pleasure!!!

G/f calls it an "ear ****" and i just love it.

Yeah, that one is brilliant

Love to regurgatate (sp again) lumpy food bits, re-chew and swallow. G/f always know when I've done it and I cannot for the life of me figure out how. Possibly when she sees me chewing with no food visible.

That one is just messed up :eek:

Steyr

Sangre wrote:

I find children sexually attractive.

WTF:eek:

I like Ciabatta Sandwiches made like this:
Ciabatta,Mayo,chicken n bacon mix,white onion,loads of red cheddar cheese!:D

rainbow kirby

Whole tubs of M&S Rocky Road mini bites. So bad for you, but SO good...
(also finding the new Beer Guts and Receding Hair forum hilarious!)