I've got a beer gut, but no receeding hair, am I still welcome here?

Karl Hungus

Well, does one cut it, or do I need both to participate on this forum?

Because I still have a completely full head of hair, it's long, healthy and shiny, like the mane of a lion or mighty stallion... who happens to drink a lot.

dr.bollocko

Yes! I think its a state of mind forum. I for one welcome posting from all of the beerish guttish persuasion. My hair is also not particularly thin though, so I may be biased.
Just as long as that scientist doesnt show up.
Though U will have to ask a mod.........
But till then fancy splitting a dominos and grabbing a beer? I got dis here game on dis here TV n we can slowly run out of conversation until mutual grunting comes in.

Grunt.

OldmanMondeo

It depends on how big your big beer gut is. After your description of your hair, you had better have a big hairy sweaty belly.......

Edit: sorry, just seen how pervy that reads....

Tom Dunne

Of course you are welcome.

As long as you don't have a uterus and smell of Nina Ricci.

dr.bollocko

Grunt grunt fart grunt burble grunt Whitewashman.
huehuehue
Grunt grunt belch swallow furkin Jamie Carragher! Two men walk into a bar grunt grunt grunt then Twink says grunt fart and then Gerry Ryan looks sheepish grunt fart. Grunt fart fart grunt turns to her and says "I thought it was a chicken!
Hurhurhurgruntfartgruntfarthur.

Surely we need an honourary mod for this glorious forum?
We should have a new leader now...

Tom Dunne

*slaps dr.bollocko*

trout

dr.bollocko wrote:

Grunt grunt fart grunt burble grunt Whitewashman.
huehuehue
Grunt grunt belch swallow furkin Jamie Carragher! Two men walk into a bar grunt grunt grunt then Twink says grunt fart and then Gerry Ryan looks sheepish grunt fart. Grunt fart fart grunt turns to her and says "I thought it was a chicken!
Hurhurhurgruntfartgruntfarthur.

Surely we need an honourary mod for this glorious forum?
We should have a new leader now...

daddy ... is that you ? :eek:

dr.bollocko

Slap me???
*slaps Tom Dunne*
Thats for parachute.
*slaps him again*
Thats for your radio show.
*Slaps him once more*
thats cos of the hilarious sound it makes when I slap your big belly red raw.
*slap**slap**slap**slap**slap**slap**slap*
out of breath now.





*fart*

Tom Dunne

Is it wrong that I enjoyed that?

Sorry, wrong forum.

trout

Karl Hungus wrote:

Well, does one cut it, or do I need both to participate on this forum?

Because I still have a completely full head of hair, it's long, healthy and shiny, like the mane of a lion or mighty stallion... who happens to drink a lot.

gut pic time ...

Tom Dunne

trout wrote:

gut pic time ...

Definitely. Up with it, Karl.

Karl Hungus

tom dunne wrote:

Definitely. Up with it, Karl.

I've very few pics... So here's me in Transilvania:



Hope it suffices.

Spastafarian

I dont have a beer belly or receeding hair but I do a tremendous amount of beer drinking and farting.

Can I join can I can I?

Tom Dunne

Hope it suffices.

'fraid not.

Closer and preferably au natrel, as nature intended.

dr.bollocko

Karl Hungus wrote:

I've very few pics... So here's me in Transilvania:



Hope it suffices.

Which house are you?

Theres some guy with lots of hair and no beer gut in your way...

Tom Dunne

dr.bollocko wrote:

Which house are you?

Theres some guy with lots of hair and no beer gut in your way...

ROFL

cast_iron

Karl Hungus wrote:

I've got a beer gut, but no receeding hair, am I still welcome here?
Well, does one cut it, or do I need both to participate on this forum?

And the converse, no beer gut but a receding hairline?
Somewhat different.

Tom Dunne

cast_iron wrote:

And the converse, no beer gut but a receding hairline?
Somewhat different.

Methinks a charter is needed to clarify.

dr.bollocko

Anyone who aspires to beerish guttishness and baldness is fine for this forum in my opinion.
Its for men who realise and recognise that bald beer gutted men are the wave of the future and control all the true power in the world.

Karl Hungus

I don't really think this is the place for me so, I'm aspiring to lose what little beer gut I've got left.

Tom Dunne

dr.bollocko wrote:

Anyone who aspires to beerish guttishness and baldness is fine for this forum in my opinion.

But by that very definition, wimmin could be allowed in here.

We can't have that!

trout

tom dunne wrote:

Methinks a charter is needed to clarify.

i'll start one off so ... feel free to add

question: where do we stand on wimmin folks partaking of this forum ? i'm not 100% sure.

Welcome to Beer Guts & Receeding Hair.
This forum is the Ying to the Fitness forum Yang, celebrating popular male stereotypes. You will find threads here on a range of issues covering the broad topic of onset of middle age for males ... including, but not limited to, Beer Guts & Receeding hair, breaking of wind, grunting, crotch grabbing and generally what we like to call The Male Condition.

Receding =/= Receeding ... yeah, we know

Who is welcome here ?
Primarily men with either a Beer Gut or Receeding Hair
Also, women who live with or want to live with such men.
Finally, anyone who is impacted by Beer Guts or Receeding hair.

Who is not welcome here ?
Hairy skinny tee-totallers:mad:

Tom Dunne

trout wrote:

This forum is the Ying to the Fitness forum Yang

I love that line.

Who is not welcome here

Those who comb over or wear garments with elasticated waist bands.

trout

"... This forum is the Ying to the Fitness forum Yang..."

the Couch Potato Code (much like the Jedi code, but with more pizzas and beer) obliges me to point out that the Ying/Yang comment was first made by Hashlinging in the Knowing Me, Knowing You - Aha! thread.

I am standing on the shoulders of giants.:)

peasant

Actually ...*confession time*, I have more than shoulder long hair :eek:

But I'm definetly way past sixpack and fast approaching party keg ...aaand .. I'm officially a grumpy old man (39 b).

Can I stay?

Heisenberg.

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Tom Dunne

The Scientist wrote:

Excuse your cheek "Mr. I have a full head of hair thats shiny and managable and full of vitality".

Oooooh, that was nasty.

Remember the code, remember the code.

Sofaspud

I have the same predicament, long, flowing (yet uber-manly) mane, but an impressive gut, and a fondness for beer and crotch grabbing. I think I'll like it here.

Thrill

I think this belly should be the standard for entry onto this forum...

Pherekydes

Me belly's a bit oversize, but it's not a beer belly (coz I don't drink beer), so do I qualify? Me thatch is still there, too. Unfortunate, I know, but if this forum is for old (40s+) slobs, then I qualify.

dr.bollocko

The Scientist wrote:

Excuse your cheek "Mr. I have a full head of hair thats shiny and managable and full of vitality".

Shut up! You skinny! Coldplay lovin! Young! Long haired! Person with better things to do than drink beer at 12:13 on a friday afternoon!
Ha!
Taste my pain scientist!

Heisenberg.

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dr.bollocko

This one's a tiger beer brother. Feeling aristocratic today so I is.
C'mere!
Come, ere!
C'mere cmere cmere cmere cmere...
Where did we get these here siggies for this here forum?
Eh?
ehh?

**farts majestically**

petes

dr.bollocko wrote:

This one's a tiger beer brother. Feeling aristocratic today so I is.
C'mere!
Come, ere!
C'mere cmere cmere cmere cmere...
Where did we get these here siggies for this here forum?
Eh?
ehh?

**farts majestically**

Twas in this here thread.

tamburlaine

dr.bollocko wrote:

Grunt grunt fart grunt burble grunt Whitewashman.
huehuehue
Grunt grunt belch swallow furkin Jamie Carragher! Two men walk into a bar grunt grunt grunt then Twink says grunt fart and then Gerry Ryan looks sheepish grunt fart. Grunt fart fart grunt turns to her and says "I thought it was a chicken!
Hurhurhurgruntfartgruntfarthur.

Surely we need an honourary mod for this glorious forum?
We should have a new leader now...

You're quite unfunny.

tamburlaine

petes wrote:

Twas in this here thread.

..and Petes, you're such a sychophantic schmoozer. I've noted it on a few posts. Also unfunny.

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

petes

tamburlaine wrote:

..and Petes, you're such a sychophantic schmoozer. I've noted it on a few posts. Also unfunny.

What's your problem?

Tom Dunne

tamburlaine wrote:

..and Petes, you're such a sychophantic schmoozer. I've noted it on a few posts. Also unfunny.

Sister tamburlaine, you appear to be troubled with the preachings of this forum. Please desist from disparaging our brethren, or we shall plead to Grand Knight Robbo to have you banished.

tamburlaine

I don't really have a problem at all. I just picked up on your twee, cloying approach is all. It's not such a big deal really. Okay, sorry for that, but I felt the need to say it. It is a forum after all. I should be sticking to the subject alright, but **** it.

tamburlaine

tom dunne wrote:

Sister tamburlaine, you appear to be troubled with the preachings of this forum. Please desist from disparaging our brethren, or we shall plead to Grand Knight Robbo to have you banished.

What's with the late 19th century lingua franca? I'm taking it a thinly veiled reference to the stonecutters episode in the Simpsons. It's a little moronic.

Dragan

tamburlaine wrote:

What's with the late 19th century lingua franca? I'm taking it a thinly veiled reference to the stonecutters episode in the Simpsons. It's a little moronic.

Tamburlaine,

you appear to have missed the point of the the forum ever so slightly and boards.ie in particular.

In the space of one thread you have called people "moronic" and accused other people of being "suck ups".

The basic rule on boards.ie is that you try and treat fellow posters with a degree of respect. If you unable to do so then simply post elsewhere.

OldmanMondeo

To much ill feeling gathering in this thread. Please Brothers, are you lacking in a pint or two?

dr.bollocko

Not me.
I was briefly reminded of my student days this morning with the taste of BUCKFAST sick in my mouth. And also the taste of an ashtray.
Its all good. Cept for the working.

Does anyone remember when buckfast was 15% strength? It was wasnt it? Im not going mad am I? Just saying, cos it is now 14.8%. the ****ers.

Beruthiel

tamburlaine wrote:

What's with the late 19th century lingua franca? I'm taking it a thinly veiled reference to the stonecutters episode in the Simpsons. It's a little moronic.

tamburlaine
Kindly get over yourself.
This forum is for fun and petes was being nothing more than helpful.
Either get into the spirit of this forum or find one better suited to your needs.
B

dr.bollocko

All hail brother sister Beruthiel!!!! All hail Brother sister Beruthiels beer belly!
Hail! Hail!

Dragan

dr.bollocko wrote:

I was briefly reminded of my student days this morning with the taste of BUCKFAST sick in my mouth. And also the taste of an ashtray.

Sadly brother i have never drank buckfast. My Jack Daniels addiction ensures that it is purely golden amber than passes my lips.

THe ashtray taste i am all to familiar with.

r3nu4l

dr.bollocko wrote:

All hail brother sister Beruthiel!!!! All hail Brother sister Beruthiels beer belly!
Hail! Hail!

I believe our beloved Sister Beruthial refeered to it as a 'vodka' belly, Brother bollocko.

All grace (and beery leeriness of course) to our majestic Sister indeed Thank ee kindly, *parp* thank ee kindly indeed. *burp* *hic*

Tom Dunne

tamburlaine wrote:

What's with the late 19th century lingua franca? I'm taking it a thinly veiled reference to the stonecutters episode in the Simpsons. It's a little moronic.

Our first troll.

They say you always remember your first, but I am willing to forget this one. Cop on tamburlaine or piss off, simple as that.

Now, where was I? Oh yes....

Beruthiel wrote:

tamburlaine
Kindly get over yourself.
This forum is for fun and petes was being nothing more than helpful.
Either get into the spirit of this forum or find one better suited to your needs.

All hail Grand Sorceress Beruthiel, Purveyor of Peace and Harmony, banisher of Trolls and Miscreants.

Beruthiel

r3nu4l wrote:

I believe our beloved Sister Beruthial refeered to it as a 'vodka' belly, Brother bollocko.

For clarity, it has to be said that it's a vodka/wine belly, there are strict rules to follow in the Beruthiel Code of Drinking.
Home/Restaurant = Wine
Pub = Vodka

dr.bollocko

Beloved sister beruthiel's modding and general troll killing skills are above reproach, and your classiness with relation to the Vodka / wine code also indicates that you're no cheap date.