Gingers....

NiSmO · 13-03-2007 5:26pm #1

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Dave! · 13-03-2007 5:40pm

What ever happened to euthanising gingers?

thelordofcheese · 13-03-2007 5:44pm

7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?

A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".

Great find.
And as we all know, ginger kids have no souls

The_B_Man · 13-03-2007 5:59pm

lol my first girlfriend had really bright ginger pubes. first time i saw them was o na sunny day. feckers nearly blinded me! jsut thought i'd share...

Nightwish · 13-03-2007 6:28pm

Gingers are teh sex...

JustCoz · 13-03-2007 6:33pm

Come on now people, gingers are people too... aren't they?

bbbbb · 13-03-2007 6:35pm

Judas was a ginger...

(southpark rules!)

NiSmO · 13-03-2007 6:52pm

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Wisheress · 13-03-2007 7:39pm

I have not laughed this hard in ages. Thank you OP, thank you.

Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling.

If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance

NiSmO · 13-03-2007 8:36pm

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Talliesin · 13-03-2007 9:02pm

Nightwish wrote:

Gingers are teh sex...

We are, but it can cause problems with jealousy.

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2007 9:16pm

Poor religious gingers are the ones I worry for. Destined to live with no soul?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/NFCstang/catgod.jpg

Tak3n · 13-03-2007 9:40pm

saw this ages ago

I wonder if the op would get the same reception if he posted black people have no souls...

no im not ginger

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2007 9:43pm

Is not having a soul some form of abuse?

Zapp Brannigan · 13-03-2007 9:52pm

We gingers have feelings ya know!

Bob the Builder · 13-03-2007 9:56pm

JustCoz wrote:

Come on now people, gingers are people too... aren't they?

No, they're not humans, they are indeed, actually part of the Cloo Clux Clan that have infested our world.

Rb · 13-03-2007 10:10pm

Nightwish wrote:

Gingers are teh sex...

Indeed some are...

>_>

thelordofcheese · 13-03-2007 10:19pm

Slurms wrote:

We gingers have feelings ya know!

No you don't, not without a soul anyway.
We know you are just faking it...

V9 · 13-03-2007 10:40pm

...what... the ****... I demand change, CHANGE for my people!! Power to gingers!

Feral Mutant · 13-03-2007 10:43pm

V!alli wrote:

...what... the ****... I demand change, CHANGE for my people!! Power to gingers!

Oh crap, not again. Someone stop him before he gets access to enough lava.

challengemaster · 13-03-2007 10:48pm

Feral Mutant wrote:

Oh crap, not again. Someone stop him before he gets access to enough lava.

why use lava? surely our flame heads would be enough to kill a measly peasant such as yourself.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 14-03-2007 8:32am

I was nearly bit by a daywalker on friday night... It was a fairly scary experience!

xzanti · 14-03-2007 9:37am

I had brown hair all my life and a few years ago I started going ginger :eek: (see attached).. quite subtle but distressing nonetheless.. I'm currently on a waiting list for treatment*

KTRIC · 14-03-2007 9:45am

I was ginger in my early years but for some reason around the age of 6 I turned blone !!!

xzanti · 14-03-2007 9:49am

KTRIC wrote:

I was ginger in my early years but for some reason around the age of 6 I turned blone !!!

At least you're going in the right direction lol..

Raekwon · 14-03-2007 10:23am

KTRIC wrote:

I was ginger in my early years but for some reason around the age of 6 I turned blone !!!

Same here...........but my hair turn out out be dark brown.

But when I get abit of stubble (beard) then the ginger fights it's why through again.........that's why I shave every second day

challengemaster · 14-03-2007 1:22pm

>:~D

there is a bit of ginger in all of you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

F33R T3H G1NG3R FUREH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11ELVENTYONE1!

Terry · 14-03-2007 3:01pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Poor religious gingers are the ones I worry for. Destined to live with no soul?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/NFCstang/catgod.jpg

You're a ginger and I have proof.
Due to me being really busy at the moment, i am unable to present this proof, but given time I will show everyone the truth.

Blowfish · 14-03-2007 3:48pm

Tak3n wrote:

saw this ages ago
I wonder if the op would get the same reception if he posted black people have no souls...

no im not ginger

Thats disgraceful. Insulting black people by comparing them to gingers :mad:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 14-03-2007 4:34pm

huh.. I just noticed that ginger is an anagram for ******

that's kinda cool

brianthebard · 14-03-2007 4:40pm

xzanti wrote:

I had brown hair all my life and a few years ago I started going ginger :eek: (see attached).. quite subtle but distressing nonetheless.. I'm currently on a waiting list for treatment*

HAWT! Had to be said loike...

Frankieboy · 14-03-2007 4:45pm

I really cant understand why this thread exists? Obviously there's no mod's with red hair (or ginger as it's known here). As mentioned earlier if this thread was about coloured people, or the travelling community it would be closed a long time ago!

xzanti · 14-03-2007 4:51pm

^^^ Spot the ginger

brianthebard · 14-03-2007 5:02pm

Frankieboy wrote:

I really cant understand why this thread exists? Obviously there's no mod's with red hair (or ginger as it's known here). As mentioned earlier if this thread was about coloured people, or the travelling community it would be closed a long time ago!

roffles, as far as I know two of them have ginger hair.

Zapp Brannigan · 14-03-2007 5:14pm

Have to say the longer I leave my hair grow the darker it gets, hence me not getting a haircut in 3 months! So there's a way out for me!!

Blowfish · 14-03-2007 5:14pm

Frankieboy wrote:

I really cant understand why this thread exists? Obviously there's no mod's with red hair (or ginger as it's known here). As mentioned earlier if this thread was about coloured people, or the travelling community it would be closed a long time ago!

Well its not racism, linguicism, ageism, homophobia or even heightism, so what would you call it? Follicleism?

Frankieboy · 14-03-2007 5:25pm

Blowfish wrote:

Well its not racism, linguicism, ageism, homophobia or even heightism, so what would you call it? Follicleism?

So because it cannot classified makes it ok to post above comments. Im not going to make a big deal about this because it wont make any difference to me. I just thought it's a pointless thread and have seen others closed for said reason. God for bid any of ye have children with red hair, and get bullied in school, or maybe even at home by their parents! I know the idea of this thread is a joke, but not all people will find it funny. Maybe im just to touchy about the issue.

challengemaster · 14-03-2007 6:31pm

nah.. you're not too touchy.

actually, seeing as this would be insulting us (apparently) :noez!:

lets do it back

Everyone in this thread not ginger / not liking gingers

YOU ARE ALL TWATBADGERS

that is all.

</pointless thread>

fear teh fureh.

Nightwish · 14-03-2007 6:37pm

Terry wrote:

You're a ginger and I have proof.
Due to me being really busy at the moment, i am unable to present this proof, but given time I will show everyone the truth.

I'll bear witness to this...Tar.Aldarion has confessed to me on more that one occassion that he has a number of ginger hairs sprouting...on his face. I have seen these hairs too. Must be the hormone replacement drugs he's on.

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2007 7:42pm

Why should they trust the word of a non-mod? And how could you mention my rear and call it my face?
Oh, wait, no, I mean, lies, all lies, she lies.

You're a ginger and I have proof.
Due to me being really busy at the moment, i am unable to present this proof, but given time I will show everyone the truth.

NiSmO · 14-03-2007 7:54pm

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Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2007 7:57pm

I dye my face every morning before work.
It's a tough life to be thought of as normal.

Nightwish · 14-03-2007 8:16pm

Then there are those of us who have a fetish for the gingers....*swoon*

challengemaster · 14-03-2007 8:30pm

Nightwish wrote:

Then there are those of us who have a fetish for the gingers....*swoon*

where?..

please show me :>

NiSmO It's only a joke there is no need to compare it to racism. If your so worried about it dy your hair!!!

oh alright, so you go tell every opressed coloured person to go and do MJ and bleach their skin? sounds pretty much the same compromise idea.

brianthebard · 14-03-2007 8:32pm

challengemaster wrote:

oh alright, so you go tell every opressed coloured person to go and do MJ and bleach their skin? sounds pretty much the same compromise idea.

That is one of the most retarded posts I've read in ages. There I said it.

NiSmO · 14-03-2007 10:06pm

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V9 · 14-03-2007 10:09pm

I like pie

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 14-03-2007 10:12pm

huh.. gingers really do have volatile tempers

challengemaster · 14-03-2007 10:13pm

jesus h christ. can NOBODY on here spell?

V9 · 14-03-2007 10:14pm

Mordeth wrote:

huh.. gingers really do have volatile tempers

traleegirl · 14-03-2007 11:24pm

This is my first post after being a lurker for a long time, but you lot have made me so angry I had to register and let you know exactly how I feel!
My 13 year old son has red hair and its due to the idiotic, mindless ramblings of halfwits like you lot that make him think that he is not normal!!!!
I am throughly disgusted that this thread has been allowed to carry on this long, and I now ask that it be closed by the moderators, with immediate effect.
PS. Theres no point in slagging me off in any further posts as i will not be reading this thread anymore..................

Gingers....

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