Missing Person!

Damocles2

Attention all TCN super sleuths! Put on your double beeked hats, grab your magnifying glasses, start spreading your finger print powder, and give us your conjectures on what happened to missing person Lust4Life. Offer your observations to us by completeing the following sentence.

Missing person Lust4Life was last seen ...

county

running away with the circus

Donegal Lass

She cant post during work hours anymore!:D

Damocles2

...kidnapped by the Hot Latte Guy!

Red Hand

...by the Governer of Mountjoy prision, after stalking the males of Dublin (again!)


(All information relating to donations for The Free Lusty! fund and campaign for her repatriation can be got by pming me. I will forward on my...the account details).

Lust4Life

Aw! I feel so warm and fuzzy!

Yes, I have been logging in less often.
Just spending more quality time with the hubby these days.
That's important, you know!:p

Red Hand

Huh! Off galavanting with your fancy-man and we all worried sick here! Poor little Kojak had the whooping cough, Blue struck down with measles, and you didn't even bother to ask how they were!

I honestlt can't see how this online family is going to work out with your selfish attitude Lusty...*shakes head with dismay*:p

Welcome back! Hope the hubby is keeping away the Wisconsin cold!

Damocles2

....lost and found.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thats not L4L its an imposter...

//Pulls hair

Damocles2

Would somebody monkey with the L4L identity?

Lust4Life

Ah! Would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you medaling chimps!

Poor Kojak. But a good whooping would do him good, don't ya think?

And hey! If Blue got the measles, someone could always play connect- the- dots, right?

Don't worry, I'm not Anna Nicole Smith in real life! I'm not dead yet!:D

Virtual hugs to everybody!

Lusty

Damocles2

No plague has betaken Blue, thank the gods! Now that Lusty has appeared (apparently exhausted from being friendly with her hubby), we can call off the dogs! Maybe a couple of shots from the Hot Latte Guy might bring her back up to speed on TCN?

Lust4Life

I sure could use a couple of shots of something after working the entire weekend!

I felt like Tonto handing out "Lone Ranger Masks" to all the patients who came in with the flu today! They were coming in 4 at a time all day long! Eek!
(That and some guy who put his hand in his snow blower. Duh!:rolleyes: )

And Blue, you will be happy to know there is at least two feet of snow in my yard! We got dumped on all week long with snow snow snow! It's beautiful!

Amazing! It's March already and I'm not yelling "Snow! Bah Humbug!"

So have a cold one on the sunny beach for me!:)

Damocles2

Lust4Life wrote:

And Blue, you will be happy to know there is at least two feet of snow in my yard! We got dumped on all week long with snow snow snow! It's beautiful!

Oh but Lusty, if I was there I could clamp on my X-country skiis and enjoy the powder! Of course, later to be followed by a cup and words of seductive wisdom from the Hot Lotte Guy.

So have a cold one on the sunny beach for me!:)

Plan to, cause it is sunny and a cold one would go down just grand. But a little later. Plan the beach with my flatmate for a sundown toast on the sand before the big blue Pacific. We'll say cheers to ye Lusty and drink to your good health!

Lust4Life

Awwwwwwww! Just feel the love!
Who can resist tCN!

Damocles2

I'm starting to feel lost. Maybe Lusty should send the dogs out to find me? Woof, woof!

Matt Holck

Lust4Life is returned
spring air is sticky with pollon

Kalu! KaLay!

Damocles2

What about those of us who are really missing it? Should someone come and look for us too, and just sit back and drink a hot latte?

_Kaiser_

I was away for about 2 weeks.. wheres MY search party?

RandolphEsq

CCTV "evidence" submitted by the Crown Prosecution Service has turned out to be a pornographic film, a court heard.

The videotape was sent to lawyers representing Charles Jones, 60, who is charged with using racially abusive words to a black rail worker in Bootle, Merseyside, in September.

The tape was supposed to feature CCTV footage of the alleged incident but contained only a short sequence from an adult movie.

_Kaiser_

Was it woth watching?

Damocles2

Brighteyes throws us a curve?

_Kaiser_

Seemed very serious alright... but anyway back to the more important issue..

Where was my search party??

Lust4Life

perhaps Brighteyes in insinuating that I've left to star in blue movies?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

county

Lust4Life wrote:

perhaps Brighteyes in insinuating that I've left to star in blue movies?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

set in a hospital i`d bet

Lust4Life

ROFFLES!
Does that mean I need to buy a Naughty Nurse outfit?

challengemaster

are you trying for 2 in under 5 mins or something??

county

Lust4Life wrote:

ROFFLES!
Does that mean I need to buy a Naughty Nurse outfit?

come on now,i`m sure you have a wardrobe full of them,one for every day of the week

Lust4Life

Huh?

Those outfits are expensive! Gotta mix it up instead of the same uniform....

Red Hand

Yep...how about the janitor's uniform in Scrubs? Rrrrrrrrraaaarrr!:p

Damocles2

What about those gowns they give the patients? You know, the ones that cover your front, but are split open in the back? Woof woof!