Disgusting

MagnumPI

First time poster.....I was down in Dun Laoghaire yesterday evening grabbing a chippy. In the queue in front of me was this fella (about 18 years old, Tracksuit, Baseball hat, Bit of a Ronnie) and for the full duration he was standing at the counter he had his hand down the front of his tracksuit bottoms fiddling with himself. It wasn't that he had a scratch or was just adjusting himself.....he was chatting away to his friend and seemed oblivious to what he was doing !!

He probably didn't need Salt n Vinegar seeing as he used his hands to eat them

Proper Scumbag !!

Ciaran500

Nothing wring with a good feel and why waste time standing at the chippy doing nothing.

Wishbone Ash

Perhaps he wasn't of sound mind?

tallus

LOL ! @Ciaran500
OP: if you want disgusting read the Luas thread here.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055053248

Pataman

He was probably just making sure the condom full of drugs was still up his anus...

gucci

did he order a battered sausage by any chance??

Ghost Train

yeah nothing wrong with checking yourself for testicular cancer, probably somebody who just enjoys it too much. If the guy is used to having trouser pockets, in his tracksuit he might feel he's missing something

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

is it lonely up there on your high horse Op?

greine

Well, it could be worse, he could have been serving the chips...

By the way, while we are on this subject...it seems to me that this behaviour is quite common in men of all ages (maybe not to the extreme the OP has described). My nephew is only 7 and is forever picking at his willy when he's talking. In fact a lot of men cop a quick tug quite openly, why is this? It is much more common to see a man have a feel "down there" than a woman. Maybe they need adjusting or something, I don't know, I'm a girl, would like to be enlightened though!

Dave

Sometimes adjustments have to be made, after standing up, or sitting down to ensure and comfortable journey for the 2 little passengers down below

dr.bollocko

Its a problem of ball mechanics. If you take it that balls are x length. then this x length is the radius of the circle in which the balls could exist in your pants. This is only a 2d representation based on the circular movement of balls. there are, of course, numerous obstacles, such as legs, stomach etc. which prevent the free movement of balls throughout the entirety of this circle. We shall call the area in which the balls are unrestricted by our human bodies the ball plane. So within this ball plane are numerous anomolies. Boxers, pants, ever moving legs, causing movement in the pants and the boxers. Hence these variables are interlinked by movement. So within this movement, effecting the ball plane for the length up to and including x, the scrotal length, we have numerous anomolies to contend with which result in continual hand based recalculation of all the above variables.

Call Me Jimmy

dr.bollocko wrote:

This is only a 2d representation based on the circular movement of balls. there are, of course, numerous obstacles, such as legs, stomach etc.

you're balls touch your stomach?

Caliden

Mordeth wrote:

is it lonely up there on your high horse Op?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
best reply of the morning.

Wishbone Ash

greine wrote:

It is much more common to see a man have a feel "down there" than a woman. Maybe they need adjusting or something, I don't know, I'm a girl, would like to be enlightened though!

Have you never adjusted your boobs? I see girls doing it all the time.

St Bill

Men aren't allowed in female changing rooms

dr.bollocko

Not agreeing with or denying the truth in your statement, ehh, Jimmy, merely saying that the stomach as a moving area within the potential ball plane acts as a variable continually effecting the re-calculation of our final ball placement.

marco murphy

Its a skanger thing in Navan, have a good pull while conversing with your mate.

MagnumPI

Mordeth wrote:

is it lonely up there on your high horse Op?

Not as lonely as it is down there in Carlow with your hand in your nether regions !!

jor el

MagnumPI wrote:

Not as lonely as it is down there in Carlow with your hand in your nether regions !!

Oooh, pwned!

I'm with you though Magnum, openly feeling yourself in public is just wrong. Unless you're a hot young blonde and require some sort of assistance in the matter

Down with scobies and everything they do.

I_and_I

Well you said he seemed oblivious to what he was doing so maybe he didn't realise, you should have told him his hand was runnig amuck.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

One of the guys I know is always adjusting him self in public, He does it outside his trousers but its still disgusting. Even when you tell him to stop he cant see what the problem is...

Unpossible

Maybe the guy had crabs

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

there is absolutely nothing wrong with adjusting oneself outside the trousers.
sometimes it just has to be done, but most of the time it feels fantastic

mmm chip's

MagnumPI

Mordeth wrote:

there is absolutely nothing wrong with adjusting oneself outside the trousers.
sometimes it just has to be done, but most of the time it feels fantastic

Sorry....Maybe I wasn't clear in my original post. He had his hand in his tracksuit bottoms !! If it was outside I wouldn't mind too much

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i was replying to hail 2 da chimp.. i'm not trying to make excuses for the guy you saw.. the only time your hands should go inside your own pants is in the privacy of your own home.. or when you're sure everyone around is ok with it. a chipper wouldn't be the best spot imo.

Borzoi

dr.bollocko wrote:

Its a problem of ball mechanics. .............we have numerous anomolies to contend with which result in continual hand based recalculation of all the above variables.

See, that's why he's dr.bollocko, and not just mr.bollocko

EKRIUQ

Here's another for the hall of shame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rvAX6vPNCk

daiixi

Did he use that hand to hand over his cash after getting his foodage? :eek:

cujimmy

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

you're balls touch your stomach?

maybe he#s a fat basturd who's stomach touches his balls

Dave!

MagnumPI wrote:

First time poster.....I was down in Dun Laoghaire yesterday evening grabbing a chippy. In the queue in front of me was this fella (about 18 years old, Tracksuit, Baseball hat, Bit of a Ronnie) and for the full duration he was standing at the counter he had his hand down the front of his tracksuit bottoms fiddling with himself. It wasn't that he had a scratch or was just adjusting himself.....he was chatting away to his friend and seemed oblivious to what he was doing !!

He probably didn't need Salt n Vinegar seeing as he used his hands to eat them

Proper Scumbag !!

Yeah this seems to be a common thing among the scummers nowadays... Dunno why, but it's like a "cool" thing for some reason.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Unpossible wrote:

Maybe the guy had crabs

Yeah that's my guess as well... probably rode some skanky young wan and is paying the price.
Or maybe he tried shaving his balls and the stubble is growing back :eek:

greine

Wishbone Ash wrote:

Have you never adjusted your boobs? I see girls doing it all the time.

Yea, must admit, i have popped them back in the odd time, but still, a lot of men just cross the line and go from " a little adjustment" and go closer to what the OP described. If I was to do the equivalent with my boobs in public it would be seen as a sex act and i would be arrested, or propositioned, either way, it would not be seen as a solution to a wardrobe malfunction!!:)

Katykaboom

greine wrote:

Yea, must admit, i have popped them back in the odd time, but still, a lot of men just cross the line and go from " a little adjustment" and go closer to what the OP described. If I was to do the equivalent with my boobs in public it would be seen as a sex act and i would be arrested, or propositioned, either way, it would not be seen as a solution to a wardrobe malfunction!!:)

Exactly its not like we stand there with our hands tucked in our bra resting on our boobs while talking to our friends...

cournioni

Mayonaise on your chips anyone?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Katykaboom wrote:

Exactly its not like we stand there with our hands tucked in our bra resting on our boobs while talking to our friends...

you should though

Black Swan

Does everyone grasp the meaning of this post?

Katykaboom

Mordeth wrote:

you should though

noted. I am now typing with my elbows and have my hands on my boobs.

dr.bollocko

Katykaboom wrote:

noted. I am now typing with my elbows and have my hands on my boobs.

We should sticky this so that all the women on boards start doing this.
Not for any reason, it would turn me on.
I have tried the same with my balls but due to their naturally swinging nature I came up against quite a high failure rate.




*all puns intended.

jd83

i saw the same was waiting for a bus outside dr quirkeys on o connell st and there was 3 of the with hates and full tracksuits one with both hands down there i thought they had some sort of std or something

Katykaboom

#Elites wrote:

where have you been looking? go over the liffey and ever second person is doing that :confused (and im not taking the piss...its true!)

Not really though...