Funniest Line/Scene in Star Trek

User45701

Title says it all, What is the Funniest Line/Scene in Star Trek?

I cant think of what mine is now ive still got a whopper headache and its almost 3.00

Well the first one that comes to mind would have to be from Wrath of Khan, the world famous line we all know "KHAAAAAAaaannnnn"

aidan_walsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_MKN_KwIhg

And, indirectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nZtPRJNtGo

The_Minister

Data: There once was a man from Venus, who had a very large..
Picard: That's enough Data!

bizmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kRL9ESmhC8

Dont know how you do the fancy witchcraft to embed the file

User45701

thats a good one bizmark but it left out the last line by the shape shifter "It appears this war's going to take linger than expected"

mcgarnicle

I'm sure there are funnier but I liked the scene in which Garak and Bashir are talking about the story of the boy who cried wolf, Garak reckons the morale is not never lie, but never tell the same lie twice.

User45701

ye that has always been one of my fav scnes, Gareck is my fav charactor and the main reason i watched ds9

Darnell13

Q (very dry): "Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

or that time O'Brien said "Bollocks"

User45701

Darnell13 wrote:

Q (very dry): "Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

or that time O'Brien said "Bollocks"

Forgot about bollocks, great scene first time i heard i had to re-wind to double check (just like when geata in BSG said fcuk you instead of the usual frack you)

MarkR

I am not a merry man

Khannie

User45701 wrote:

(just like when geata in BSG said fcuk you instead of the usual frack you)

can you remember which episode? I missed that.

Bizmark: You use

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Edwordo

The Chase [6.21]

[Klingon arm wrestles and head-buts Data]

Data doesn't even flinch and responds: "My upper spinal support is a poly-alloy designed to withstand extreme stress. My skull is composed of cortenide and duranium"

Johnny Storm

User45701 wrote:

Forgot about bollocks, great scene first time i heard i had to re-wind to double check (just like when geata in BSG said fcuk you instead of the usual frack you)

What ep was that? Thanks.

kevmy

The one in TNG when the were down on the planet with only one house left and the rest was totally destroyed. Worf and Picard are in the house talking to the two aul set left. Picard tells Worf to be diplomatic.

Worf: Nice house, good tea

Kojak

MarkR wrote:

I am not a merry man

That's a good one alright

J.R.HARTLEY

Darnell13 wrote:

Q (very dry): "Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

or that time O'Brien said "Bollocks"

the line that immediately proceeds that is also great.
Q:"What must i do to prove to you i'm human"
Worf:"Die!"

or what about data
Guinan:"you ruined the joke Data, it could have been your timing"
Data:"My timing is digital"

Johnny Storm

kevmy wrote:

Worf: Nice house, good tea

One of my favourite Worf Lines

But IMHO the funniest line in ST is in STIV:
Scottie: "Computer ....... hello, computer?"

J.R.HARTLEY

"well a double dumb ass on you"
is a bit of a winner from the Shat in the same movie

Ro: maaan!

Most of O'Brien's lines in "Babel". The episdoe with the virus that made everyone mix up words.

"Major larks true pepper."
"Round the turbulent quick."
"Close the reverse harbor."
"Simple hesitation!"

Though not so funny written down.



When Quark loses everything and Rom offers him his old cloths...

"I'd rather be naked."

cyrusdvirus

Johnny Storm wrote:

One of my favourite Worf Lines

But IMHO the funniest line in ST is in STIV:
Scottie: "Computer ....... hello, computer?"

Och, a keyboard.......how quaint

Feral Mutant

There are a few, hard to choose

Data: "There once was a woman from Venus, whose body was shaped like a
Picard:"DATA"

*Riker complimenting Guinan*
Wesley:"I don't know if this is really my style"
Guinan:"Shut up kid. *To Riker* Tell me more about my eyes

Scotty:"Admiral, there be whales here"

Data:"I thought you might want to know why I was willing to sacrifice your life for several small machines."

Can't find it on youtube but there was another Family Guy one:
Picard:"Counselor troi, are you sensing anything from that spatial anomaly?"
Troi:"I'm seeing . . . myself, tied to a bed"
Picard:"Oh . . em . . eh . . . nevermind"
Troi:"A man . . . in crotchless panties"
Picard:"Eh Data, how goes your quest to understand humanity?"
Troi:"He's pouring honey on me"
Picard:"Geordi, how's the eh gas, how are we set for gas?"
Troi:"Wait a minute, that's not honey"
Picard:"I'LL BE IN MY READY ROOM" *runs off*

J.R.HARTLEY

gatecrash wrote:

Och, a keyboard.......how quaint

ST:IV
Scotty: do you mind if my assistant joins us.
Bones: *whispers to scotty* don't bury yourself in the role.

Kirk: he did a little too much lds in the 60's

Gillian: do you guys like italian
Kirk: Yes
Spock: No
Kirk: No
Spock: Yes
Kirk: Yes
Spock: No
Kirk: I Love Italian,*leans to spock* and so do you.
Spock: *Pause* Yes


ST V:
Kirk: All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer it by.
McCoy: Melville...
Spock: ...John Maysfield.
McCoy: Are you sure about that?
Spock: I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor.
McCoy: Then how come you don't know "Row, Row, Row Your Boat?"

mathias

How about the one where Kirk visits his family and the planet is under control by light hating flying fried eggs !!

They kill them all by bombarding the planet with bright light , but blinded spock by testing it on him first as he was the only one who could not be controlled by the organism.

Bones says that were going to lose the best first officer in the fleet ,

Then spock walks onto the bridge , all better , and bones says,

"Those Vulcan eyes", and then to Kirk , dont tell him I said he was the best first officer in the fleet "

Spock : Why thank you Dr McCoy !

Kirk to Bones , " Your were so busy talking about his Vulcan eyes you forgot about his Vulcan ears "

vengeance52

Feral Mutant wrote:

Can't find it on youtube but there was another Family Guy one:
Picard:"Counselor troi, are you sensing anything from that spatial anomaly?"
Troi:"I'm seeing . . . myself, tied to a bed"
Picard:"Oh . . em . . eh . . . nevermind"
Troi:"A man . . . in crotchless panties"
Picard:"Eh Data, how goes your quest to understand humanity?"
Troi:"He's pouring honey on me"
Picard:"Geordi, how's the eh gas, how are we set for gas?"
Troi:"Wait a minute, that's not honey"
Picard:"I'LL BE IN MY READY ROOM" *runs off*

That i want to see

Yakuza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOAYU_UCy88

About 6:30 in... (or 3:30 to go)

tj-music.com

There were so many episodes and scenes that made me laugh but I always liked the ones with Data doing or saying something hilarious without meaning it.

In "a fist full of datas" for instance I think he is so funny as Eli.

triple h

I reckon voyager was the poorest star trek series, but the vulcan guy ( his name is gone from my head) was the funniest, as i remember laughing at a lot of his lines, sorry cant think of any now, but he stands out in my mind as the funniset cause not only were his sayings funny, they were cutting and to the point. I liked when he had words of wisdom.

Reptileboy

Actually thinking about it, Star Trek has more comedy value to it than most sitcoms.

Some of my favourite have to be Data jokes. Like when in Insurrection after Riker has had his beard shaved off and Data is a little perplexed. Riker claims it is as smooth as an androids behind. To which Data rubs his chin and simply shakes his head.

Made Insurrection slightly more bearable. And watching it in a cinema, the audience got the joke as well.

Also, loved the Voyager episode where the Doctor is dreaming about singing to the crew and Tuvok begins to undergo Ponn Farr. Absolutely hilarious. Need to find it on youtube.

telephony

Star Trek: First Contact. Geordi LaForge and Zephram Cochrane are outside.

(Cochrane): I gotta take a leak.

(LaForge) I'm not detecting a leak.

(Cochrane) Don't you guys piss in the 24th century?

AMKC

Star Yrek Generations:

The saucer section is heading for the planet out of control and Fata say Oh Sh-it.

So funny.

Data as another poster said do could always be funny without meaning too. He was definitely the funniest in the Next Gen.

Hopefully it will be back in the cinema next year for its 30th as its the only next gen film I have not seen in the cinema I have seem every other Star Trek film since that well.

I still have Star Trek 2, 3 , 4 and 6 to see in the cinema too at some stage. Think I would skip seeing 5 in the cinema lol.

telephony

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/52732388#Comment_52732388

It actually went like: "Data: There once was a man from Venus, who's head was shaped like a" ;-)