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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    #572
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    markomuscle wrote: »
    hi


    Emmm maybe a tad bit generous with the love wand?


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    #573
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Emmm maybe a tad bit generous with the love wand?

    it wasn't meant to be like that, i drew the legs too far back


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    #574
    GalwayGuy2
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    Hmmm, when did boards turn into Hentai? :P


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    #575
    canadianwoman
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    I'm the one on the bottom.


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    #576
    suicide_circus
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I'm the one on the bottom.
    massive box?


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    #577
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    massive box?

    Penis lacking in the girth department.

    Seriously, it looked like a fecking pencil. :eek:


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    #578
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
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    Please don't tell me you actually asked him is it in yet?


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    #579
    canadianwoman
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    donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »
    Please don't tell me you actually asked him is it in yet?

    I did. :D Didn't seem to bother him though...he just kept on going. LMAO


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    #580
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I did. biggrin.png Didn't seem to bother him though...he just kept on going. LMAO
    tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg


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    #581
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I did. :D Didn't seem to bother him though...he just kept on going. LMAO

    Christ, you'd nearly feel sorry for the pencil dicked lad. Least he took it in his stride, or maybe in his thrust would be more apt in this situation.


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    #582
    Hooked
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I did. :D Didn't seem to bother him though...he just kept on going. LMAO

    Reminds me of that classic joke about the guy in the bookstore asking the whereabouts of a particular book on 'problems in the bedroom'...

    I don't think it's in yet - replied the cashier

    Yer man swiftly replies... That's the one!!!


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    #583
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Jeremiah Scruffy Swindler wrote: »
    Christ, you'd nearly feel sorry for the pencil dicked lad. Least he took it in his stride, or maybe in his thrust would be more apt in this situation.

    I don't think he even noticed that I had said that. I think he was just grateful at the time to be getting some. We were both very inexperienced.

    In my defense I have never, ever, ever had to say that phrase twice. :)


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    #584
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Romance on Howth Beach


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    #585
    Hoop66
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    Not wanting to boast or anything...


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    #586
    seagull
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    Hoop66 wrote: »
    Not wanting to boast or anything...

    Is that a labrador?


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    #587
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Obliq wrote: »
    That's brilliant drawing! And funny :D Never spotted this thread before......(skips off to find crappy Linux equivalent to MS paint)
    try pinta http://pinta-project.com/HowTo.Installing-Pinta.ashx

    or http://tuxpaint.org/ for the lulz


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    #588
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    try pinta http://pinta-project.com/HowTo.Installing-Pinta.ashx

    or http://tuxpaint.org/ for the lulz

    Thanks. Tuxpaint looks great - sound effects and all! But christ, could Linux BE any more complicated? Sticking with the easy one-click pinta on ubuntu. Going back to Windows next week - Linux is for men in darkened rooms who speak computer ;)


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    #589
    u_c_thesecond
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    The Master wrote: »
    Romance on Howth Beach

    i love that its named grunt:D


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    #590
    Hoop66
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    seagull wrote: »
    Is that a labrador?

    Labradors are a bit picky, tbh. I've no chance with them.


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    #591
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    i love this thread :D


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    #592
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Great thread

    21/25



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    #593
    Menas
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    The scary thing is seeing how many previously regular posters have closed their accounts.
    Ihatecuddles is gone?


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    #594
    Seaneh
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    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    The scary thing is seeing how many previously regular posters have closed their accounts.
    Ihatecuddles is gone?

    She is but she isn't...


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    #595
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Reddit Users Were Asked To Sum Up Their First Sexual Experience With A GIF. The Responses Were Magnificent (SFW)
    http://imgur.com/gallery/tSh4F


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    #596
    ClovenHoof
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    oatfield.jpg


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    #597
    u_c_thesecond
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    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    oatfield.jpg

    wtf?


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    #598
    Skerries
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    Resurrection time before the end of the year
    Untitled Image




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    #599
    Wazdakka
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    Liiive Zombie Thread.. Liiiive!!


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    #600
    branie2
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    Maybe I'll describe mine, and someone can paint it for me for as, I can't really paint:

    It was from a spring/summer family album catalogue (1993) and it was a bikini model kneeling and smiling open mouthed. She was also wearing sunglasses.

    Thanks in advance


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    #601
    Hammer89
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